Ransom Note:
YOU HAVE BEEN FLOCKED BY THE ALEMANY CHEER TEAM!!
This friendly fundraiser is not meant to be malicious by any means. Flocking is only done in good spirits. To make this fundraiser successful, we must have willing participants. The removal does not require a payment; but a donation to benefit the Cheer Team would be greatly appreciated.
The best part is that you can play along and ambush one of your friends with these wonderfully hideous birds. This is how it works…….
Flamingo Removal
Flamingos will be removed for a $10.00 donation, or you can forward them to a friend for only a suggested $20.00 donation.
Curious – Who did it??
For a suggested $15.00 donation we will remove the flock and tell you who flocked you. Or, for a $20.00 donation we will tell you who flocked you and migrate the birds back to the sender or to another address of your choice.
How to Avoid Being Flocked Again
If you have already been flocked and do not desire to look at anymore beady-eyed flamingos, you may buy insurance for the remaining flocking season. Without insurance…..remember you can be flocked several times! For the suggested donation of only $30.00 you purchase “Unsightly Protection Insurance” and you will also have the opportunity to forward the flock at NO ADDITIONAL COST!
Flamingos will be removed from your yard by the Cheer Team within 24 hours of the placement, whether you chose to make a donation or not. We appreciate you caring for our flock while they visit you. Please place the Ransom Note Envelope back on your door before noon as we often pickup the flock in the early afternoon to prepare for our next victim.
Please use the flocking Order Form if you are fun spirited and would like to play along. If you have any concerns or questions, please call the Flamingo Rescue Hotline at
(805) 210-1755 (Sheila).
**If our unsightly flock has made an unsuitable stop at your home and you wish them removed immediately we will respect your wishes, please call (805) 210-1755.
BISHOP ALEMANY CHEER TEAM