Published Aug. 2016
Meeting This Saturday Aug. 27
Remember Oct. is Crossdressers Month
SNR
The phone no longer works, so don’t try it.
I am hope a few new faces will be here, with new bodies as well. Feel free to bring your suits, as the pool is open.
Start planning for October now. Wonder Woman may come to the October meeting,
Party in December
We might want to start thinking about December. The date for the party is Dec. 3.
Should reservations be required and paid in advance with a no refund policy?
Should we look for an alternative to our current setup and location?
NJ Support
One new member this month and some of the regulars were there this month. A reminder that the starting time will be changed will be emailed to all.
Nothing special was discussed, but we enjoyed it anyway.
Lehigh Valley Meeting
August was another good month in the Valley. There were 23 in attendance including some old friends. I can say that because I am a bit old myself. A presentation from women’s health clinic explained what services were available to us and how to proceed if one wanted their help.
King of Prussia
I could not go to the meeting this month, as I was in Washington PA riding trolleys.
September will be the annual cook out. If you bring umbrellas, boots and an extra cook, every thing should work out. Some food would also help.
New members
If you contact anyone who might want to come to a meeting, remember the basic requirement is that you meet them before you tell them where we meet. Any member can bring a guest or prospective new member but you must meet them in person first.
Glamour Boutique
Voucher Code to use on whenever you wish to place an order is:
PC10
There is no minimum; no date expirationand our members can use the code over and over. The Code should be ordered when checking out - there's a Voucher field and once you add in the Code the deduction will be made. Alternatively, we have our phones open 7 days weeks and girls are free to call
us on 1-888 721 8688 to place orders or to ask any questions regarding sizing or anything else.
Tel: 973 226 5588 Fax: 973 226 5589
MEETING DATES
Aug. 27 Sigma Nu Rho
Sept. 3 New Jersey Support
Sept. 10 Renaissance - Lehigh Valley
Pathways
Renaissance - Delaware
Sept. 17 Renaissance King of Prussia
Sept. 24 Sigma Nu Rho
HUMOR
Patient confidentiality
A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the years they have become loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately called in the surgeon.
"I thought I specifically asked you not to tell anyone about my operation"!
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him. "I felt so sad for you, because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood perfectly, as she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man in the burn unit - he wanted to thank you for his new ears."
Semper Fi
A Marine Corps Fighter Pilot After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject, the Marine Corps fighter pilot finally regained consciousness. He was in a hospital, in a lot of pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes/IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function and a nurse hovering over him, looking worried. It was obvious he was in a life-threatening situation.
The nurse gave him a serious look, straight into his eyes. Knowing he was not only a fighter pilot, but a Marine, she spoke to him softly and slowly, enunciating each word: "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"