a Tribute to my Mom who I lost in 2000
As the baseball bats (47571598) would fly at the game (G 47569798) my Mom (47565433) would yell with all her heart (47564816) for our team to win. After the game was over, Mom (47571289) would take us to the Roman Cross (47571259) Cafe for a burger (47593177). She always knew the mini check (47567467) was worth the fun we would have as a family together. Afterwards we would go home get our baths and get read for bed, where Mom (47572803) would always come in coverall (47574852) us up and tell us she loved us and how much fun she had with us today.
I really miss the days with my mom... I love you Mom
pkaycats
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A Day – by: KathysSong
It had been a day. Not good, not bad, just a day. The type of day that won’t stand out and yet I felt as if an explosion (47558366-2) had gone off inside my head. Driving home was no better; did all of these people think the freeway was some kind of block party (47558460-1)? Did they have to coverall (47558056-1) the highway with their cars? I wanted to scream, to slash (47572483) their tires. I wanted to stop at the nearest bar (47558535-1) and play the latest Las Vegas Bingo (47558528-2) video game, but I didn’t. I knew where I needed to be, I knew exactly where to find the first aid (47571279) to calm my nerves before I flopped into my bed like a scarecrow (47570552) for some much needed slumber. Once home, I nestled in my comfortable chair, flipped on the switch and the computer came to life. I clicked the icon on the desktop and logged into Bingohall.com, where fame and fortune await those who carry the torch (47564595-0). My world was transformed as if I were standing under the Olympic Rings (47558071-1) wearing a gold medal around my neck. I wondered down the hallway to meet with the cashier, a woman who reminded me of mom (47558077-1), after a brief visit I was ready to rumble with the wretched Gilda. Gilda has the face of a fish (47559038-1) and her hair looked like someone had done a square dance (47558617-) in it. Settling in, I grabbed my dauber and started marking my cards. “Hag face” I hear someone yell out from across the room, “come on Hagatha,” yells another. Inwardly I smile, I feel at home here with my roomies, all the terrific CM’s and yes even the rag-bag-wart-faced-hag we call Gilda. I’m content, peaceful and calm! Suddenly, someone yells, “BINGOOOOOOOO!!!” “#^%&$!” I curse under my breath. So much for peace and serenity, I grab another bingo card and prepare to daub …………
The End
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While walking down the garden path (47574030) in the land of the Funny Farm (47574291) I spotted a teeter totter (47570111) and feeling quite child like in this mysterious place I climbed aboard. It was then that I discovered that the teeter totter didn’t totter but orbited on its base (47545339). Feeling quite dizzy after just a few moments I jumped off. My head was spinning such that I thought I would have to use a thumb tack (47566821) to tack my feet to the ground. I continued down the path until I came to a lake where sharks (47567457) swam and bats (47570098) hung from the surrounding trees. This Funny Farm was truly an enchanted place where things were quite unusual. I reached a quite spot and spread a blanket on the ground unwrapped my burger (47567667) and wine from my backpack and poured wine in my wine glass. Then I sat back and watched the explosion (47575353) of fireworks overhead.
Alias: trapshooter
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A BINGOHALL STORY
ONE DAY I DECIDED TO VISIT MY FAVORITE PLACE TO HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME. INSTEAD OF TAKING MY USUAK ROUTE I DECIDED TO TAKE THE GARDEN PATH, ON MY WAY PAST THE WATER TOWER I STOPPED FOR A GILDA BURGER, WHILE I SAT THERE EATING MY BURGER A FEW THINGS HAPPENED FIRST A CRAZY SPIDER TRIED TO SHARE MY BURGER, THEN TO MY SURPRISE A RUNNER CAME BY AND ASKED ME IF ON MY WAY I WOULD DROP OFF THE OLYMPIC FLAME TO ITS NEXT DESTINATION SO I SAID I'D BE HAPPY TO THINKING BHL MIGHT HAVE THE PERFECT SPOT WAITING FOR IT. AS I SAT THERE THE MERCURY STARTED CLIMBING SO I THOUGHT I SHOULD CONTINUE ON MY JOURNEY BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO BE LATE TO SAY CHEESE AT RALLY TIME. AS I WALKED I LOOKED AROUND AND SAW A WINDMILL ON MY LEFT AND RAILROAD TRACKS ON MY RIGHT. THEN WHEN I REACHED THE TOP OF THE HILL I SAW A BEAUTIFUL BUILDING WITH BHL ON THE ROOF AND A JOYSTICK USED TO KNOCK ON THE DOOR , AT THAT POINT I KNEW I HAD REACHED MY DESTINATION AND AS I OPENED THE DOOR SO AS NOT TO BE LATE FOR MORNING RALLY THERE WAS GILDA WAITING FOR ME WITH A 300 PER CENT BONUS AND I WAS HAPPY ONCE AGAIN.
47562629 GARDEN PATH
47567442 WATER TOWER
47576474 BURGER
47558996 CRAZY SPIDER
47558842 OLYMPIC FLAME
45776487 MERCURY
47574870 WINDMILL
47576424 RAILROAD
45569045 JOYSTICK
47562997 PER CENT
Alias: BIGMANSMOM16
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As I set here at the edge of the Garden Path (game #47559772),sipping on a
tall glass of Pink Lemonade (game# 47574820, I watched as Bigmans MOM
(game #47570515) tried her best to fly a Kite (game#47564803), only to have
Irish constantly in her way doing her Crazy Cartwheel (game#47579162)
in an attempt to steal Arts Olympic Rings (game#47559813).
Little did they know that Crazy was Anchored (game#47559427) at the end
of the Baseball Diamond (game#47577266) with Smarti, Lukee, Dodgie, Ka,
Cbear,and all the rest of the roomies who were needed to Cover All
(game#47562698) the bases just in case Ginna's, Gigi's, Amy's, Star's or
even Joe Hoe's Mom (game#47574349) tried to Question Mark
(game#47567648) anything.
Just another funfilled day at BHL.
Alias: Conrete Angel
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candy had just finished her shift at bingohall she had to CHECK(47559216) if joe was picking her up in his CRAZY CHEVRON (47558325) she saw a car coming but it was too dark too see so she reached in her bag and got out her TORCH(47558024) sure enough it was joes car.hi joe can we go for a BURGER (47574966) and MALT (47561186) before we meet amy,star and sweety at the SQUARE DANCE (47575017) sure candy,hey candy whats with the RABBIT EARS (47562613) omg joe my grandkids put them on me i forgot to take them off lol.they pulled up at the square dance where they saw amy standing out the front crying.hey amy whats up. gildas been in an accident she was trying out for the HIGH JUMP (47576044) when the bar came down and hit her on the head,may she RIP (47558644).woo hoo roomies will be happy lets go inside.they went inside where sweety was partying her butt off,hey sweety where do we stand.hi guys ANY 2 LINES (47562643) will do so candy, joe, amy ,star and sweety partied the night away knowing full well that the roomies would all be there when they got back to bingohall.
Alias: bingoshelley
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Nene’s Bingohall Water Park Adventure
Coming straight from Alpine (47587900) Mountain the boys and I traveled to Bingohall’s water park. It was a very long drive from Brooklyn. Every ten seconds the boys would ask, “Mom, (47585511) are we there yet?” After awhile I felt as though I was driving in a small box (47587376). Finally after three hours on the road we were finally there.
Heaven couldn’t have been grander. Bingo games, slots, video poker and keno for every bingo lover around. My favorite pattern, the Queen ant (47588075) was playing in the V.I.P. lounge. I couldn’t wait to get started. I waited months for this special day. The boys and I decided to split up to explore Bingohall’s WaterPark. Any 2 lines (47579759) were available. Amy and Ginna were at the admissions counter. As the boys headed to the Wave (47578453) pool, I decided to head over to the Fish (47579775) Inn to play keno. My numbers were winners for sure!!!
While I played at the Fish Inn, the twins were taking turns jumping off the diving board (47579701) into Marco’s pool. They were in their glory as I enjoyed doing what I do best, playing at Bingohall. Much later, I was walking out of the Fish Inn a big winner. I was awarded Gilda’s Corporal Stripes (47588974) for the most wins of the day. How exciting. I was the big keno winner for the day. My name was at the top of the list, I felt very special and honored.
After meeting up with the boys, we headed over to Granny’s for lunch. Granny was famous for her burgers (47590219), I had to have one while I was there. All the regulars were there having lunch, IrishElf, Jb3ny, Doctorbev, Mr.Lukee and Concrete Angel. Angie came out to say hello before we headed out, she treated us to a slice of peach cobbler. We were stuffed! It was time to head home. As we walked to our car, Crazy was standing there waiting for us. She offered to send us home in style on her “Crazy Jet” (47588038). What a way to end a wonderful day. This was one family adventure we would never forget at Bingohall’s WaterPark.
Alias: Nene1031
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Johnny and Mikee were two small eight (47582668) year old boys. Johnny asked Mikee if he would like to join him on a scavenger hunt? Mikee said "I would love to but I would have to ask my mom" (47575037). Mikee asks his mom and his mom said, under one condition, you take Taurus (47584046) who was the family dog with you for protection. The two boys thought that it would be a great idea as Taurus could sniff for clues as well as provide protection. Johnny and Mikee each had a six pack (47585169) of water and sandwiches in their backpack. Mikkee told Johnny not to forget the map which had clues to where the X with the missing # (47583177) was hidden. So, the boys were off on their hunt. They came across the first clue immediately which was an arrow pointing them in the right direction. Johnny decided to cover all (47575665) clues with leaves as they found them. Mikee said, " thats a great idea Johnny". They would check (47585159) off clues on the map as they came across them. Mikee called Taurus back to them as Taurus saw a deer (47575597) in the distance and wanted to run after it. Taurus started sniffing again and lead the two boys to an airplane (47575177) that looked like it was deserted. Johnny looks at Mikee and smiles. Maybe this is where the "X" is hidden.. Taurus starts digging and uncovers a treasure box. They open it up and sure enough there was the X with the missing # inside. Johnny and Mikee were jumping up and down for joy as if they had just won the slots (47576055).
Alias: TommyKidd
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Mom (47578712) and I went to the crazy block party (47578660) to watch the kids with the girafee (47560569) We stood on diagnoal corners (47580368) Mom had climbed the ladder (47582867) so all could see her bowtie (47592029) and rabbit ears (47592333), when it started to rain, so needless to say, I had to take her the umbrella (47592511) I was sent to get the burgers (47575631/47592315) and went through the mini check (47583611) out to pay.When I came out all four corners (47591846) were full of happy people applauding you see, cause there was my mom (47575525) attempting to do the biathlon (47583225) in the rain, instead of snow. I threw up my hands, let her have her fun, cause as we all know, we only have one mom!!!
Alias: tonkaalan
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47593272-baseball diamond 47593223-palm tree 47585212 plus sign 47571893 doodad- 47570827 letter y 47570499 willow 47568733 cover all 47568460movie projector 47568104 gun 47567654 crazy pyramid There I was sitting under a palm tree looking at this baseball diamond when all of a sudden I see someone holding up this doodad with the letter y then I see another with a plus sign and one with a crazy pyramid oh no now I see a cover all and gun so I move to sit under the willow tree with my movie projector to find I am dreaming of bingo lol
Alias: kiwipie
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heres my story: one day i needed a break bad!!! im a stay at home mom of 4 boys and a hard working husband. the kids wrecked my nerves this particular day. i saw a right arrow(47582907) pointing to the back door. so i grabbed my 4 pack(47584073) of malt(47582250) liquor and crazy do-si-doed(47585186) my way out the back door to my hammock. i lay there reading and enjoying my little time of peace. i walked to the window and stood on a bench(47594377) to do a small check(47583611) on the kids. i hear the 3 year old ask "where's mommy?" the 8 year old says shes out back looking like a crazy e.t.(47585224). they came out to do a small check(47583611) on me, looking like 2 little cute crazy lollies(47581136). they saw me laying in a crazy diagonal corner(47595843) relaxing!
Alias: johnette35
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Getting ready one day to go to my favorite bingohall, I put on my (47585375) coveralls and pinned my favorite (47572014) medal to my blouse, I got on my (47568369) scooter and off I went. I came upon a (47585016) stop sign and was confused about which way to go. There were (47567450) double inside lines in the road with a (47567704) inverted X so I decided to go around them, I knew I had plenty of time and was very hungry so I stopped for a (47558866) hamburger and (47566804) fries and stopped by the park. I was enjoying my lunch when all of a sudden a (47571316) fox popped out of the bushes.. He was very hungry so I shared my food and we watched as the kids were (47573494) taking it to the hoop.. . I finally had to leave as to not be late and to see all my wonderful friends at my favorite bingohall . I had a great day as I won the progressive jp(0000000) to be determined and I was happy ever after.... Becca
Alias: RebeccaIGWT
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Very recently my Mom (47578725) and I were sitting on a bench (47579711) waiting for the airplane (47592895) that would take us to venus (47581592). My mom (47578205) looked and saw a field of clover (47576723) covering all (47563901) of the runway. Knowing the pilot wouldn't land there, we decided to take a crazy rocket (47582655) instead. On the way to purchase tickets we saw an Irishelf playing with a Tonka truck, my Mom (47564625) laughed and gave a small hi (47563460). Our pilot was Mr. Lukee and he wore only a thong. Our stewardess was some bigmansmom who wore a disguise and claimed her real occupation was a ratkiller. Half way through our flight, our pilot put out the anchor (47562184) and my Mom (47560151) stood up and pulled off her mask to reveal herself as GILDA!!!!! At that time all the passengers bombarded her with bingo dabbers of every color. She quickly retreated to the exit and jumped, and sadly there was no life preserver as I did not win that game. I know the roomies would like to see this story turned into a film-feature, and you can have the rights for only 50bbs. I also have some suggestions for the cast.
Starring CM Ginna as baztec, CM Amy as Irishelf, CM Angie as Bigmansmom, Cm Granny as tonkaalan, CM Crazy as ratkiller, CM Chewy as MrLukee. And special guest star Gilda as herself.
Alias: baztec
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Carefully I arranged the gifts for their Mom (47569813) on the swing in the garden. In front of us was the outside box (47586339) that I made to hold her tiki torch (47576992) that resembles a telephone pole (47592182). Her gifts included a box of Hershey's Pot of Gold (47578701) chocolates, a bottle of Grey Poupon, which she loves to put on her burger (47575477), a six pack (47599523) of Pepsi and one of those fancy hair clip doodad (47571893). She loves to fish (47584492) so I got her a new rod and reel also. I finished up with a beautiful diamond ring (47578188). I did a little mini check (47583611) to make sure nothing was missed. Then I thanked her for being such a wonderful Mom (47570794) and wished her a very "Happy Mother's Day".
Alias: Manna01
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My Worst Mother’s Day-2008
My name is Liz, me and my mom 47571974, live in the great state of Utah 47564616. One morning she was drinking coffee (so she says) out of her small mug 47566844 as she often does. When all the sudden she slams into a telephone pole 47568319. When the police call me on my cell phone because I was at the zoo with my children. One of them is looking at the panda bear 47567403 and the other at a giraffe 47565962. I left them with their dad so I could go get my mom 47563490 out of jail. I get there and she says she has no money so I write a small check 47567445 and take her home and put her to bed. As I was on my way home I was wishing I was on a cruise ship 47564820 watching a wave 47569032 crash against the boat. Anyways that is how I spend my mother’s day.
Alias: monstergirl03
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A Bingo Story
Gilda's Wedding
The bingo hall was closed for the day so that the cm's and roomies could celebrate the wedding of Gilda & Romeo. While driving down the highway lined with 47591567 willow trees, I came upon a 47588070 Chevron gas station. Knowing it was a long drive from 47575592 Crazy T, N.Y. to Costa Rica, I thought it would be wise to stop for gas. While filling up my tank, a 47556900 butterfly landed on my arm. It began to get cloudy so I grabbed my 47568317 umbrella from my trunk in case it started to rain. As I arrived at the wedding, I was greeted by the happy couple. Gilda looked beautiful as always in her 47601575 size x1 dress. I handed her a card with a 47599104 sm check inside, as I had spent most of my money playing bingo this week. Gilda loved to 47592121 square dance, so we all joined in, then after the dance we sat down to have a piece of 47558949 wedding cake. The night was almost over and Gilda had one last request, to dance the last dance with Esteban called the 47599462 chicken foot dance.