Husband: Milk! Did You Tell Me to Bring Milk?

Wife: Where is the milk?

Husband: Milk! Did you tell me to bring Milk?

Wife: No.

Husband: Then?

Wife: I wrote it on a paper and that paper is still pasted on your sleeve. Did you even read the paper?

(Looks at it)

Husband: OK. God I forgot about it.

Wife: Right! and you didn't forget to bring Beer.

Husband: Yes. So?

Wife: I didn't even tell you bring beer.

Husband: See I remembered something.

Wife: And you also bought chips, dvds and let me see a new golf cap.

Husband: Yes.

Wife: How did you not forget all of this?

Husband: I am not sure.

Wife: Let me tell you, you never forget whatever is important for you.

Husband: Not like that.

Wife: You FORGOT my mom at the zoo.

Husband: Once I entered the zoo I could not figure out your Mom from the other animals.

Wife: What?

Husband: I told her not to wear that hat with colorful feathers. I even told her not to move very close or tough the cages because someone might shoot her thinking a wild animal is trying to escape.

Wife: So when my Mom was running after you shouting your name , you thought it is a bird or something.

Husband: No I forgot my name.

Wife: Reasons and reasons. This can't continue. You need to be responsible.

Husband: For your Mom.

Wife: No for your forgetfulness.

Husband: It is not that I have control.

Wife: Ok! But why didn't you forget your mother any where.

Husband: I don't know.

Wife: Let me tell you she is your mother and she is important for you.

Husband: Ok. She also deosn't leave my hand.

Wife: Ok. You never forget your parents birthday but always forget my birthday. How is that?

Husband: Because both were born on Christmass and I was raised as a staunch Christian.

Wife: You never forget to go to play golf.

Husband: My friend calls me up.

Wife: You never forget to watch your favorite TV show.

Husband: Because it comes at the same time every day.

Wife: Ok and you never forget the name of the favorite dish at the restaurant.

Husband:Yes because I have been eating the same since I was a kid.

Wife: But you forget to empty the trash, do the dishes and feed the cat.

Husband: I see the cat sitting on the trash and licking the dishes and so I don't want to disturb the cat.

Wife: Why?

Husband: You don't want an angry cat in the house. And after seeing it licking the dishes I don't want to overfeed it.

Wife: Goodness!! Look at your excuses. Ok. I want the trash and dishes to be taken care of irrespective of the cat.

Husband: You should be grateful that is only because of my forgetfullness we have a son today.

Wife: (Smiling) Stop it.

Husband: Stella , lets go upstairs.

Wife: Stella is the name of the cat. My name is .. anyways lets go.