This Document Is Not Intended to Mock Or Make Fun of Our Teachers. It Was Compiled by Our

This document is not intended to mock or make fun of our teachers. It was compiled by our classmates in the lighter frame of mind.

Semester I

Engg Mechanics / D Jawahar (DJ) / 1. “So in the sense that”
Comp Programming / T Sudarshan (TSB)
Comp Programming lab / Omkar/Hiremath / 1. “Hiremath: Who is from Gulbarga?”
Basic Electronics / M V Satyanarayana (MVS / Princi) / 1. “There is really nothing in it”
2.“who’s telling this?”…..”You are telling this”
3. “ More So
Engg Mathematics I / Y L L / 1. Sanjeev Kumar & party why talking
2. . “Our Lebanese (Leibnitz) theorem states that….”
Engg Chemistry / Vyjayanthi Chakravathi (VSC) / 1.Sleeping…
2. ”So….”
Engg Chem Lab / Kishore / 1.Wok,Wok
2.” Ok Ok, go to part C (of chem expt.) ”

Semester II

Strength of materials / T L Bharateesh(TLB) / K S Sridhar (KSS) / 1. “Do anything but don’t get caught”
2. When you are alone you are alright, but when you are in a mob you remember your forefathers”
Electrical Sciences / B V Girish (BVG) / 1. A..A.. Placement all the time
Mech Engg Sciences / S V Satish (SVS) / 1. “Yourrrself”
2. “ I wwilll have to slap you unnndred times”
Workshop Practice / 1. “As Like”
2. Do as like
Engg Graphics / M S Girish (MSG) / 1.Go and do it at the place of your residence
2.“Asshume”
3.”Sitck to standards”
Engg mathematics –II / Sundru Mama / So this is the laplace transform (Read Fast)
Engg Physics / K S Rohini (KSR) / 1.Boys No talking (Girls no sleeping)
Engg Physics lab / Mahalakshmi/Venkatesh

Semester III

Introduction to Comp Science theory / Nitin Pujari (NVP/ Tuns) / No pointers you idiots!!.
Programming with pascal Lab / Chetan / 1. “ Yennappa?”
2. Hey wait man
Electric Ckts and analysis / K V Narayanswamy (KVN) / Muralidhar / 1.Once a dog came into the class
and then full hungama.
2. “You are Andhraval?”
Analog electronic circuits / M V Satyanarayana / Alright you know..
Correct you know..
Digital electronic circuits / Sudha / Bindu / 1. “ I will fall at your feet I say ”
2 “Don’t tell lies I say
3. Pavan Kumar why are you sleeping I say,did'nt eat breakfast you always trouble your parents.
4. You people are very bad I say.
5. sudha :“Chuck the opamp”
6. bindu:”Vunn (one), jhero (zero)
7. Don’t look into my eyes I say…
Engg mathematics III / Razia Sultana / 1.Just leave the place right know.
(This happened in the new building basement classroom when we were caught copying.)
Aec Lab / Shivshankar / Yenna amma
DEC Lab / Vanamala/Bindu / Why do you do it like that I say.
(Sharath Chandra favourite)

Semester IV

Logic Design / Manjula/Nandish / No Talking
Microprocessors / K B Shadaksharappa (KBS) / T S Sudarshan / 1. “aaaaaaahhhh”
2. “No, its simply possible”
3. “Whaaaat I say “
4. “Who is doing that whisshhle I say”
5. “Saaailaaance”
Computer Organisation / Parameshwarappa (Param) / 1. “Perrporm the oferation “
2. “ Microproffeser”
3. “Sophaashticated”
Logic Design Lab / No teacher
Microprocessor Lab / Param / All of you come here…(Then full flop)
Electrical Lab / KVN/Anuradha/Prakash / 1. Why late man,bus missed sir,ok ok go home now.
2. .KVN: “your figure is good” (referring to observation book)
Intrumentation and transducers / Mamatha Rani / "Only remember giving proxies":
We have done records here
Engg Mathematics IV / Sundru mama / Ok!..Ok..no talking

Semester V

Discrete Structures / M G Geetha (MGG) / Padma (Vikram’s Aunty) / "I said no talking"
Data Structures / J Suryaprasad (JSP) / 1. “If at allll”
4. “Am I, Am I clear?”
5. “Is that , is that clear??”
Finite automata and formal languages / K B Sadaksharappa / "Its just simply possible"
Computer Architecture / Padmashri / 1. “Corrrectt??”
2. “What ya ?”
3. You have no shame ya ?
Advanced Microprocessors &PC Hardware / Bhaskar Rao
Personal Computer Lab / No teacher
Data structures using C Lab / No teacher
Communication systems / Nandish

Semester VI

Object oriented programming in c++ / Shylaja S / "You get up come here". She hates all the girls.
System software / K B Shadaksharappa / "Text editor"
Do it do it…
Design and analysis of algorithms / J Suryaprasad / "You 101 kids out there even if you breathe"
Operations Research / KNM
Computer Graphics / Raju / "boaster I have taught here I know this teacher etc.. blah.blah..
Software engineering / Padmashri / "You have no shame ya"
System programming lab / No teacher
Data structures Lab -II / No teacher

Semester VII

Operating systems / Nitin Pujari / 1. “ Matttreal”
2. “ Edddrite”
Database Management systems / K B Shadaksharappa / "Entity Normailzation yes.."
Computer networks / Nitin Pujari / 1. “Hararical”
Artificial Intelligence & Expert systems / N Guruprasad / "Forget the subject"
Dbms lab / Nitin Pujari
Computer graphics Lab / No teacher

Semester VIII

Compiler Design / Hemavathi / "please don’t talk". Akaash’ s Aunty
CAD for VLSI / K B Shadaksharappa / "Very large scale design"
Programming Languages / Nitin Pujari / "Idiots have no sense"
Parallel Processing / Manjula / 1. "Why talking"
2. “You have a vast ‘ shylbus’
Fault Tolerant Computing / Nitin Pujari / "Aa that’s very easy"