Weekly Bulletin
The Rotary Club of Strathfield
PRESIDENT George Hallworth Edition Number: 22

Wednesday 30th November 2005

Website: http://www.rotarnet.com.au/strathfield

November is Rotary Foundation Month

President George’s Chit Chat

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The Pride of Workmanship Awards night, organised by Connie Galletta, was voted a great success by all in attendance. I am sure we would all agree that Connie did a magnificent job. Congratulations Connie. Not forgetting Brian Johnson and Grahame True’s input. The awardees were of a very high standard, well deserving of their awards. John Leftwich was at his sparkling best as MC, so well done all around. The fact that our District Governor, Bill Little, Federal MP John Murphy, State MP Virginia Judge, our Mayor Bill Carney as well as other VIP’s including Nancy Sherry, were in attendance is surely indicative of the high regard that Strathfield Rotary Club is held in. Either that or Connie can be quite persuasive! Guest Speaker, Sgt Robert Jones, was able to give us a first hand account of the devastation caused by the Tsunami and Australia’s response to the needs of the survivors. His presentation really brought home the enormity of the disaster and the difficulties encountered – and overcome – in setting up a hospital.

Changing the subject a little – don’t forget that this is the last week for booking for the Conference at a discount price. Ted Ingall awaits your cheque! Rotary Christmas Cards are available from Secretary Roger and Eve has a few Rotary Cakes and Puddings for sale. The children’s Christmas Party is on December 14th at the Golf Club. Santa will be in attendance. If you would like Santa to give your child a present please bring it to the Club clearly labeled with a name. This will be a good night for young and old. We promise.

BBQ is in action for the Festival of Cultures, Henley Road opposite Flemington Station on 4th December. Shirley as always is organising out part in the show.

Till next week,

Enjoy Rotary,

President George.


To-Night’s Guest Speaker

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Neryla Jolly

School of Applied Vision Services

Vision and Driving Project

Congratulations

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Birthdays

3/12/2005 Roger Vince

6/12/2005 Keith Stockall

Peter Harries

Anniversaries

30/11/2005 Allan & Kate Teale

Last Week’s Guests

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John Leftwich, MC

DG Bill Little

John Murphy (Federal Member for Lowe) & Adrianna

Virginia Judge (State Member for Strathfield)

Bill Carney (Mayor of Strathfield)

Nancy Sherry

Ian Murray (Rotarian from WA)

Special Guests of the Awardees

Last Week’s Guest Speaker

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Our guest speaker for the Pride of Workmanship Awards was to be Lieutenant Colonel Georgeina Whelan, CSC. Commanding Officer, The Aust. Army Tsunami Relief Command, however she was unable to attend and Sergeant Robert Jones presented details of the Australian Army Tsunami Relief Operation in Aceh.

Sergeant Robert Jones has been with the Australian Army for 12 years and is part of the Parachute Surgical Team. The Team was on the ground in Aceh within the first days after the tsunami providing medical relief, food and water.

In all, 880 members of the Australian Defense Forces (ADF) were involved in the relief effort with 2 C130 Hercules transport Aircraft and Engineering equipment. The team was baked-up later by the Australian Navy ship HMAS Kanimbla. Robert showed many pictures of the destruction caused, maps showing the extent of the damage and pictures of the types of injuries treated.

Robert was thanked by John Leftwich on behalf of the audience.

The Pride of Workmanship Awards Night

The Pride of Workmanship Award is designed to acknowledge an employee irrespective of age or vocation, who, in the eyes of his or her employer, fellow worker, or member of the community, displays outstanding qualities in terms of approach, attitude, dedication and commitment to his or her job. The Pride of Workmanship is recognition of achievement and commitment, covering all aspects of work performance

2005 AWARDEES

Anne Thompson, Regal Health Services

Liz McConnell, Strathfield Municipal Council

Rob Kirby, Homebush Public School. (Unable to Attend)

Melissa Perkins, National Childcare Accreditation Council

Alex MacKenzie, Strathfield Municipal Council

Ranjni Thevarajah, Homebush Community Bank

Robert Falls, Dale Ford

Eric Mooyman, Noble Toyota

Jyoti Shankar, National Childcare Accreditation Council

Mohamed Rafik Yisuf, Dale Ford

Susan Chackfield, National Childcare Accreditation Council

Alison Therkildsen, National Childcare Accreditation Council

The Ray Sherry Memorial Award went to Rob Kirby. (The award was accepted by Mayor Bill Carney on behalf of the recipient.)

Announcements

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From DG Bill Little:-

v  Reminder of early-bird discount for the District Conference in Port Macquarie closing next Weds. Registration forms to Ted Ingall by next Weds. If you wish to attend.

From President George:-

v  Donations for the Xmas Carols Hamper still required

v  Reminder of next week’s meeting at the Bowling Club.

v  The following week (7/12/05) AGM at Ozzie’s Restaurant.

From Secretary Roger Vince:-

v  Thank you letter from Homebush West Public School for Strathfield Rotary Book Prize.

From President-Elect Rod McDougall:-

v  Nominations for the new board progressing

v  Need a volunteer for the Treasurer’s position next year.

From Director Paul Giammarco:-

v  Thank you to Connie Galletta, Brian Johnson & Grahame True for their work on the Pride of Workmanship Awards Night.

From Brian Johnson:-

v  The AGM at Ozzie’s Restaurant will be BYOG.

From Peter Foss:-

v  Collecting donations for the Xmas Carol Hamper on behalf of Bert Houston.

From Eric Khu:-

v  Banquet at Botoli’s Restaurant on 11th Jan 2006. The meal will consist of :-

·  Fried Rice/Boiled Rice

·  Salt & Pepper Squid

·  Mongolian Lamb

·  Lemongrass chicken

·  Seasonal vegetables with oyster sauce

·  Rainbow beef

·  Stir-fry prawn & snow peas w/garlic sauce

·  DESSERT – Fried Ice cream

From Grahame True:-

v  The proceeds of the Night’s Raffle would be donated to Motor Neurone Association and the Down Syndrome Association.

Raffle

The raffle raised $1, 100.00

1st Prize $150 Fruit Basket

(Donated by George Helou)

2nd Prize Electric Tooth Brush

(Donated by Arjun Jeganathan)

3rd Prize Pearl Necklace & Earrings

(Donated by Steve Taylor)

4th Prize Golf Shirt & Cap

(Donated by Ray Wilson)

5th Prize Wine Pack

Statistics

v  Present:- 38 Members

v  Apologies:- 9 Members

v  Non-Apologies:- 6 Members

v  LOA:- 6 Members

Coming Events

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Family of Rotary Afternoon

Children’s function on Saturday 3rd December 2005 at the Marconi Club.

World Swim for Malaria

3rd Dec, donations to Rotarians Against Malaria (RAM) www.worldswimformalaria.com/RotaryAustralia

Strathfield Festival of Cultures

4th Dec, Henly Road Homebush West (Opposite Flemington Station). BBQ roster with Shirley.

Carols by Candlelight 2005

Strathfield Park Saturday 10th December 2005.

The committee chairman is Bert Houston.

Children’s Christmas Party

14th December 2005 at the Golf Club.

Club Christmas Party 2005

21st Dec. 2005 at the Golf Club. Partners Night.

GSE Team Farewell

Monday 13th February 2006 at the Springwood Bowling Club. 6:30 for 7:00pm. $25pp.

Charity Golf Day

16th February 2006 at Strathfield Golf Club. Organised by Niall King

District 9690 Conference

April 7th, 8th & 9th 2006. Panthers Convention Centre, Port Macquarie. Ted Ingall Conf Coord

Rotary Awareness Race Day

Saturday 6th May, 2006. Rosehill Gardens. $25 dep. $120, $100, $70 & $25 pp packages. Ray Reed/ Joy Gillett Phn: 9633 4888

2006 Rotary International Convention.

11th -14th June 2006. 97th Rotary International Annual Convention. MalmC6, Sweden and Copenhagen, Denmark. http://www.rotary.org/newsroom/downloadcenter/events/index.html

Next Rotary Meeting

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7th December AGM & Club Elections Transferred To Ozzie’s Rest @ the Spanish Inn, cnr Homebush Rd & Hume Hwy *

Future Club Meetings

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14th December Children’s Xmas Party

21st December Club Xmas Party (Partners Night)

28th December NO MEETING

4th January 2006 NO MEETING

11h January 2006 Botoli’s Restaurant Banquet

66A Burwood Road, Burwood. (opposite Burwood Park)

18th January 2006 TBA

25h January 2006 TBA

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THE ROTARY CLUB OF STRATHFIELD INC

NOMINATION FORM FOR THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS FOR 2006-2007

Elections to be held at the Annual General Meeting on the 7th December 2005 at the Spanish Inn, cnr Homebush & Liverpool (Hume Hwy) Roads, South Strathfield.

I would like to nominate …………………………………………………for the Board of Directors of the

Rotary Club of Strathfield for the Rotary Year 2006- 2007. . Signed………………………………………

Signed by Nominee: ……………………………………

Humour from Our Members

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Do Not Talk To My Parrot!!!

From Grahame True

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!

Interesting Facts

From Steve Taylor

1.  Coca-Cola was originally green.

2.  The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

3.  The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.

4.  The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

5.  There are two credit cards for every person in the USA

6.  TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

7.  Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

8.  You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

9.  It is impossible to lick your elbow.

10.  People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

11.  It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

12.  The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

13.  If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

14.  Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.

a.  Spades - King David

b.  Clubs - Alexander the Great

c.  Hearts - Charlemagne

d.  Diamonds - Julius Caesar

15.  111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

16.  If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

17.  What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?

18.  Ans. - All invented by women.

19.  Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?

20.  Ans. - Honey

21.  A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

22.  A snail can sleep for three years.

23.  All polar bears are left handed.

24.  American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

25.  Butterflies taste with their feet.

26.  Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

27.  In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

28.  On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

29.  Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

30.  Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

31.  The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

32.  The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

33.  The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

34.  Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

35.  Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

36.  The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

37.  Most lipstick contains fish scales.

38.  Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

  1. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.