The Robbery Part 1
Robbie Max Cindy Sam Inspector Green Sergeant Smith Sergeant Jones Narrator
Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen we present The Robbery. Scene 1 At night, in the bank.
Sound effect: Bell striking, then footsteps.
Robbie: Open the door.
Sound effect: Door opening then footsteps.
Robbie: Shhhhh!
Max: I’ve never been here before.
Cindy: Have you ever been here before?
Sam: No, I haven’t.
Max: Where are we?
Robbie: We have come to the bank.
Sam: Why have we come to the bank?
Robbie: To have a picnic!
Cindy: A picnic! Fantastic! I haven’t eaten since breakfast.
Max: I haven’t eaten since yesterday. I love picnics!
Robbie: Shut up! Shut up! We are not going to have a picnic.
Max, Sam, Cindy: Oh!
Robbie: We are going to rob the bank!
Max, Sam, Cindy: Oh!
Robbie: Be careful! There are lasers. Don’t touch the lasers!
Sam: Look, what’s this pretty light?
Robbie,Max,Cindy: Don’t touch the laser!
Sound effect: Alarm bells ringing
Robbie: You idiot!
Sound effect: Police car siren.
Cindy: It´s the police!
Max: Quick, hide.
Sound effect: Footsteps
Sound effect: Police siren then screeching breaks, then footsteps
Inspector Green, Sergeants Smith, Jones: Don’t panic, don’t panic. We are the super police!
Inspector Green: Have to seen any robbers?
Sergeant Smith: No, I haven’t. Have you seen any robbers?
Sergeant Jones: No, I haven’t but I’ve seen a very pretty cat.
Sergeant Smith: Really? I love cats. Where did you see the cat?
Sergeant Jones: Well, it was outside on the ….
Inspector Green: Be quiet! We are looking for bank robbers. Look in that room.
Sound effect: Door opening.
Sergeant Jones: No one in here.
Inspector Green: Look in that cupboard.
Sound effect: Door opening.
Sergeant Smith: No one in here.
Inspector Green: Hmmme. The bank robbers have gone.
Max: Ah ….ah….ah! (going to sneeze)
Robbie: Shhhh!
Sergeant Jones: What was that?
Inspector Green,Sergeant Smith: I don’t know.
Max: Ah ….ah….ah!
Robbie: Shhhh!
Inspector Green,Sergeant Jones: What was that?
Sergeant Smith: I don’t know.
Max: Ah ….ah….ah atchooo!
Inspector Green,Sergeant Smith, Sergeant Jones: The robbers.
Cindy: Quick! Let’s go. Jump in the car.
Sound effect: Footsteps, then car driving off.
Inspector Green: Follow them!
Sound effect: Footsteps, then car driving off.
Sound effect: Car engine in the background as they talk.
Robbie: Drive to our secret hideout.
Sound effect: Police siren.
Max: Listen! What’s that?
Sam,Cindy: It´s the police! They’re following us.
Robbie: Drive faster!
Sound effect: Car engine in the background as they talk.
Sergeant Smith: I can see the robbers! We’ve found them! Drive faster!
Inspector Green: Shoot the tyres!
Sound effect: Guns shots then car skidding then crashing.
Robbie,Sam,Max,Cindy: Oh no! We’ve crashed!
Sound effect: Police siren, then breaks screeching as the car stops,
Sergeant Jones: Get the robbers!
Sound effect: Footsteps running
Sergeant Smith: Hands up! You can’t escape!
Max: Are we going to have our picnic now?
Robbie: Be quiet, you idiot.
Inspector Green: You can have your picnic ….in prison. Ha, ha, ha.
Robbie: Very funny. But I will return!
Everyone: The end.
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