Published June 2016
The Picnic This Saturday
Picnic
The picnic is Saturday. Setup should start about 3:00 PM with food from 4:00 to 6:00 PM. If you wish to bring something extra, we will all enjoy what ever you bring.
Party in December
We might want to start thinking about December. The date for the party is Dec. 3.
Should reservations be required and paid in advance with a no refund policy?
Should we look for a alternative to our current setup and location?
NJ Support
The June meeting was the largest in several months with 16 members and new friends attending. Nothing new was discussed as more time was devoted to answering questions.
Lehigh Valley Meeting
It was very good meeting, about 25 in attendance. There were several new members, including a mother and her child. Plans for the July cookout were discussed
King of Prussia
Orlando was the main topic with a brief remembrance and candle for each victim.
Weather Problems?
In the event of any question about a meeting for SNR or New Jersey Support, call 609-392-1132 for a recorded message. If the meeting is to be cancelled, there will be a recorded message to that effect.
REMEMBER 609-392-1132
This phone will be disconnected in July to save me $500 per year.
New members
If you contact anyone who might want to come to a meeting, remember the basic requirement is that you meet them before you tell them where we meet. Any member can bring a guest or prospective new member but you must meet them in person first.
Glamour Boutique
Voucher Code to use on whenever you wish to place an order is:
PC10
There is no minimum; no date expirationand our members can use the code over and over. The Code should be ordered when checking out - there's a Voucher field and once you add in the Code the deduction will be made. Alternatively, we have our phones open 7 days a weeks and girls are free to call
us on 1-888 721 8688 to place orders or to ask any questions regarding sizing or anything else.
Tel: 973 226 5588 Fax: 973 226 5589
MEETING DATES
June 25 Sigma Nu Rho Picnic AT
New Jersey Support Site
July 2 New Jersey Support
July 9 Renaissance - Lehigh Valley
Pathways
Renaissance - Delaware
July 16 Renaissance King of Prussia
July 23 Sigma Nu Rho
HUMOR
The light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing,stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light byaccelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming infrustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping
her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked upinto the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her
car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she wassearched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened thedoor. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer
was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake.
You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flippingoff the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What
Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the'Follow Me toSunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christianfish emblem on the trunk, so naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
Old age is coming at a really bad time.
When I was a child I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation.
The biggest lie I tell myself is…"I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
I don't have gray hair; I have "wisdom highlights." I'm just very wise.
Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.
Why do I have to press "one" for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.
At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.