Published May 2016
The Picnic is Coming, Are You?
Picnic Problems
The picnic is still on for June, I have the insurance and will be paying the church. The food, grill and other requirements have been arranged. Now it is up to you to get there and eat everything.
We might want to start thinking about December. The date for the party is Dec. 3. Should reservations be required and paid in advance with a no refund policy?
NJ Support
THERE WAS NO MAY MEETING
Lehigh Valley Meeting
The current procedure for the meeting was discussed along with the N. C. bathroom question. The Sunday comics seem to have found the true underlying problem. They fear that the seats will be left up.
King of Prussia
Sorry, I did not get to the meeting this month and can tell you nothing about the meeting.
Weather Problems?
In the event of any question about a meeting for SNR or New Jersey Support, call 609-392-1132 for a recorded message. If the meeting is to be cancelled, there will be a recorded message to that effect.
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This phone will be disconnected in July to save me $500 per year.
New members
If you contact anyone who might want to come to a meeting, remember the basic requirement is that you meet them before you tell them where we meet. Any member can bring a guest or prospective new member but you must meet them in person first.
Glamour Boutique
Voucher Code to use on www.GlamourBoutique.com whenever you wish to place an order is:
PC10
There is no minimum; no date expirationand our members can use the code over and over. The Code should be ordered when checking out - there's a Voucher field and once you add in the Code the deduction will be made. Alternatively, we have our phones open 7 days a weeks and girls are free to call us on 1-888 721 8688 to place orders or to ask any questions regarding sizing or anything else.
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MEETING DATES
May 28 Sigma Nu Rho
June 4 New Jersey Support
June 11 Renaissance - Lehigh Valley
Pathways
Renaissance - Delaware
June 18 Renaissance King of Prussia
June 25 Sigma Nu Rho Picnic AT
New Jersey Support Site
HUMOR
No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words.
In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation, which lasted over 5 minutes.
The final question was:
How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand?
Some people say there is NO difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.
*Here is his astute answer:
*When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED and, when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!!!
He won a trip around the world and a case of 25 year old Scotch!
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"..?
The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the shit storm that's coming.
On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. ...This is upsetting news to me...... I had no idea I was Japanese.
When I die I want to be reincarnated as a spider. Just so I can finally hear a women say "Oh my God, it's huge!"