Nanny McPhee and The Big Bang
TRAILER TRANSCRIPT
(MUSIC STARTS)
VOICEOVER: Once upon a time, not so long ago, in a land not that far away. Life for the Green family was perfect…
UNCLE PHIL: [whistles]
VINCENT: [sings]la la-la-la-la la!
VOICEOVER: …Until the day their cousins came to stay.
CELIA: Where are we?
CYRIL: We’re in the land of poo!
[COW MOOS]
[SPLAT]
CYRIL: Duck poo, cow poo, goat poo.
[SQUISH]
CELIA: (Screams) Nooo! I just wanna go home!
[CHILDREN LAUGH]
VOICEOVER: Now…
NORMAN: They can’t stay here, they’re rude!
[CHILDREN SCREAM]
VOICEOVER: …With two families at war…
[CHILDREN SCREAM]
VOICEOVER:…things are about to get…
[SMASH]
VOICEOVER: …ugly!
MRS. DOCHERTY: The person you need is Nanny McPhee.
CELIA: [SCREAMS]
NANNY MCPHEE: I hear you’ve been naughty!
VOICEOVER: She’s back…
CYRIL: Whomever you’ve come to look after, it certainly isn’t us.
NANNY MCPHEE: Hmm.
CYRIL: [SLAPS HIMSELF]
NORMAN: It’s her, she’s making us do it
CYRIL: (Shouts and screams)
VINCENT: uuuurgh!
NANNY MCPHEE: Mmm.
VOICEOVER: …And taking charge.
NANNY MCPHEE: In the absence of any spare beds Norman will be sharing with Cyril.
NORMAN: I’d rather share with a goat.
VINCENT: And I’d rather share with an elephant!
NANNY MCPHEE: I see.
[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS]
CYRIL: Move over, your hoof’s in my ear!
[GOAT BLEATS]
VOICEOVER: And now, with their home at stake…
MISS. TOPSEY: I-O-ooo one farm!
MISS. TOPSEY: The deeds to your farm…
MISS. TURVEY: …Or your kidneys!
MRS. GREEN: I’m not selling!
UNCLE PHIL: Isabel, I need the money!
VOICEOVER:...and their future uncertain.
[PIGLETS OINK]
NORMAN: The piglets have escaped!
MRS. GREEN: What will we do?
NORMAN: We’re going to lose the farm!
MEGSIE: Nanny McPhee, we need you!
NANNY MCPHEE: Take cover everyone!
VOICEOVER: What they need…is a little Nanny magic…
[BRAKES SCREECH]
VOICEOVER:…and the sky’s the limit to what they can achieve.
[PIGLET OINKS]
[FIREWORKS BANG]
[CROW BURPS]
NANNY MCPHEE: Oh please!
VOICEOVER: This Easter…
VINCENT: They’re flying! It’s impossible!
MRS. DOCHERTY: Oh!
[SPLASH]
FARMER MACREADIE: Clever things are pigs.
VOICEOVER: …Let Nanny McPhee…
[LION ROARS]
VOICEOVER:…take you on the journey of a lifetime.
VINCENT: Hello!
[ELEPHANT NOISE]
[PIGLET HOLDS IN BREATH]
CELIA: They can do synchronised swimming!
FARMER MACREADIE: The very idea!
CHILDREN (TOGETHER): It was true!
[PIGLET SQUEALS]
[CHILDREN LAUGH]
MEGSIE: It was like magic.
[CHILDREN LAUGH]
VOICEOVER: Nanny McPhee and The Big Bang!
UNCLE PHIL: ahhhhhhhhhh!
NANNY MCPHEE: I am Nanny McPhee.
UNCLE PHIL: Urrrgh!