If I Had a Million Dollars

If I Had A Million Dollars

Barenaked Ladies

Capo 2 (originally recorded with no capo, but still in key of A)

Intro: / G - - - / D - - - / C - - - / - - - - /

/ G - - - / D - - - / C - - - / (hold) /

Repeat Intro

G D C (2) G

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

D C (2) G

Well I´d buy you a house (I would buy you a house)

D C (2) G

And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

D C (2) G

I´d buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an Ottoman)

D C (2) G

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

D C (2) G

I´d buy you a K-car (A nice reliant automobile)

D C (2) D (4)

If I had a million dollars, I´d buy your love.

C D G (½) G/F# (½) Em

If I had a million dollars, (I´d build a tree fort in our yard)

C D G (½) G/F# (½) Em

If I had a million dollars, (You could help, it wouldn´t be that hard)

C D G (½) G/F# (½) Em

If I had a million dollars, (Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere)

C (hold) D (hold)

(We could keep snacks and beverages...)

Repeat Intro

G D C (2) G

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

D C (2) G

I´d buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that´s cruel)

D C (2) G

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

D C (2) G

I´d buy you an exotic pet (Like a lama or an emu)

D C (2) G

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

D C (2) G

I´d buy you John Merrick´s remains (All them crazy elephant bones)

D C (2) D (4)

If I had a million dollars, I´d buy your love.

C D G (½) G/F# (½) Em

If I had a million dollars, (We wouldn´t have to walk to the store)

C D G (½) G/F# (½) Em

If I had a million dollars, (We´d take a limousine cause it costs more)

C D G (½) G/F# (½) Em

If I had a million dollars, (We wouldn´t have to eat Kraft dinner)

C (hold) D (hold)

(But we would. We´d just eat more...)

Repeat Intro

G D C (2) G

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

D C (2) G

I´d buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that´s cruel)

D C (2) G

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

D C (2) G

I´d buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)

D C (2) G

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)

D C (2) G

I´d buy you a monkey (Haven´t you always wanted a monkey?)

D C (2) D (4)

If I had a million dollars, I´d buy your love

C D G (½) G/F# (½) Em

If I had a million dollars, (If I had a million dollars)

C D G (½) G/F# (½) Em

If I had a million dollars, (If I had a million dollars)

C D G (½) G/F# (½) Em

If I had a million dollars, (If I had a million dollars)

C D (hold)

I´d be rich.

End on G