LIFE & TRENDS

Dear God..

Especially at Christmas, children's real-life letters to the Creator are

touching - and often hilarious.

ihether they're talking to us or talking to God, you can bet that children always have an original question or a challenging thought.

And the charming internationally best-selling book, Children's Letters to God — The New Collection, shows just how original and innocent young minds can be.

Some letters are unintentionally hilarious, some disarmingly wise. Others are heartwarming, na'ive, touchingly innocent, or a little irreverent. But these real-life missives (we left in the misspellings) are all addressed to God with hope and faith.

Dear God,

Is reverend Coe a friend of yours,
or do you just know him through
business? — Donny

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Dear God,

On Halloween I am going to wear
a devil's costume. Is that all right with
you? — Mamie

Dear God,

It rained for our whole holiday and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend, but I am not going to tell you who I am.


Dear God,

Maybe Cain and Abel would not
kill each other so much if they had
their own rooms. It works with my
brother. — Larry


Dear God,

How come you did all those
miracles in the old days and don't do
any now? — Seymour

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Dear God,

In bible times did they really talk
that fancy? — Jennifer

• • •
Dear God,

Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.

— Ginny

• • •

Dear God,

How did you know you were God? — Charlene

• • •

Dear God,

Thanks for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy.

— Joyce

• • •

Dear God,

I do not think anybody could be
a better God. Well I just want you to
know but I am not just saying that
because you are God. — Charles

• • •
Dear God,

Did you really mean do unto others as they do unto you, because if you did then I'm going to fix my brother.

— Darla

Dear God,

If we come back as something please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her. — Denise

Dear God,

What does it mean you are a
jealous God. I thought you had
everything. — Jane

• • • Dear God,

Is it true my father won't get in
Heaven if he uses his Bowling Words
in the house? — Anita

Dear God,

Instead of leting people die and haveing to make new ones why don't you just keep the ones you got?

— Jane

Dear God,

How come you didn't invent any
new animals lately? We still have just
all the old ones. — Johnny

Dear God,

My grandpa says you were around
when he was a little boy. How far back
do you go? — love Dennis

Dear God,

Why is Sunday School on Sunday?
I thought it was supposed to be our
day of rest. — Torn L

Children* Letters to God-The New Collection, by Stuart Hample and Eric Marshall. Is published by Workman Publishing Company.

Source: Newsmax

December 2011, Page 68

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