Christina Applegate

Christina Applegate

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Jenna Fischer

Christina Applegate

Jason Sudeikis

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Hall Pass fix from God/Randy

Owen Wilson

Jason Sudeikis

Christina Applegate

Jenna Fischer

I saw The Movie Hall Pass tonight in Hollywood and here is my fix for this movie. As the movie played out I was changing the plot and giving a new treatment to the inner “e” realm.

I thought that Owen Wilson should start the movie in a Barnes and Noble bookstore and simply pick up a “How to save your marriage” book, and buy it. During the following weeks, even though he is so busy with his job and kids and his friend Jason Sudeikis, he stillfinds time to read this new book. He and his friend have normal marriages and a bad habit left over from college that they just can’t seem to kick, and that is of course, checking out women in public places. Owen truly wants to become a better husband and every day, he grabs the “marriage help” book and simply opens it to anywhere in the book and reads different passages. He reads the book in the wrong order and is excited that the book is teaching him that in order to save the marriage(s)(his friends marriage is struggling as well). He feels the book is telling him that he must become very adept at dealing with women, andthat the only way to fix your marriage is to connect with women, a lot of women, everywhere, in all places and scenarios, to find out what they truly need, and be that person that women desire as a husband. He remembers in High school that he was the “king” stud of the hallways, and had a different girlfriend in each hallway between classes. For example, in the science wing, he had “Shirley,” and in the gym hallway, he had “Marsha,” and the theater hallway, he had “Laura” and so on. He loved “Hall Passes”, because he could scope out the chicks in class, before passing period, and therefore,he knew which hallway to hit during passing periods, to flirt and create a new “Hall Pass chick”. He talked to his friend and told him of the book and the philosophy and of his highschool days. They, knowing that the wives were about to take the kids on a eight day holiday, felt it would be a perfect time to fix their marriages, by declaring to women, any group of women, a lot of women, that they were on a “Hall Pass” for the week.

The day before the wives went to camp with the kids, they charted out a plan for the week, to visit the different “areas”(subjects) that Owen hit in his high school hallways. He escalated the “subject hallways” to a larger thought, such as a university science building café, a gym workout café, an office building café,tennis club café, and more. At each place, he and his friend wouldtalk and “be” with women and tell them their plan to heal their marriages. They would tell them that they needed insight into what women were and what made women tick. They were truly excited and knew that they would be with a lot of beautiful women for a good cause and at the end of the trip, they would be the greatest husbands, and display this wonderful gift (them) to the wives when they returned.

The women leave for camp and Owen and Jason proceeded as planned. With the messiah’s handbook on marriage, with them, they hit the different “subject areas” in town, going up to groups of women and proceeding to tell them of their desires to “improve themselves for marriage,” all the while, spouting their thoughts on marriage to the women as well, for they would simply open their book up at the wrong or “out of context” page and be guided by a complete crazy philosophy, and speak it as professors.

Each day of course, women that they met were excited at the café’s about this unique way to heal a marriage. For what happened was, was that, the beautiful women, many women, actually, throughout the day, always seemed to be surrounding these “sensitive,””dedicated to marriage,” “non-lech,” fully wedded men. The many women were determined to create two “wonderful” husbands! They simply loved the fact that they were on a journey to surprise their wives with the new and improved men of “knowledge of women.” Days pass and the women love them, these guys on their “Hall Pass.” However, a friend of the baby sitter that Owen uses usually, sees the husbands with beautiful women every day and night and calls the babysitter up at camp!, to tell on them and get them in trouble! The wives are lit up! They are furious and come back and go straight to divorce papers. They each sign the papers and they are done with these two men that look at women all the time and the stories they heard of these daily jaunts around town to these different “pick up” areas are just the final ticket.

The next to the last day is a big party where the men are to be at. The wives know where they are going to be and they hide from them at the party, to get “the” story. The two men are ushered in the middle of this wonderful big party to two marriage counselors that are extremely sexy. They are told that their final moment of “healing” is to spend the next day “married” of “pretence” to these marriage therapists. They perform a pretend ceremony later in the party and celebrate and dance. During this whole party, the wives are completely shocked at what the husbands have been doing. They get the story from different women all night long and watch from a distance as their husbands get married to other women! “To heal their marriages!” The wives do not reveal their identities that night and trail along in cars during the “honeymoon for four” the next day.

The next day is filled with outings, golf, tennis, shopping, lunch and dinner, and all through the day, to the delight of the wives watching from a distance, the therapists “wives” constantly argue and berate their new fake husbands to “harden them” to the worst that wives could be, so that when their real wives came back, they would be strengthened and patient and supportive and not lose their cool when the wives would yell at them.

That night, the celebration dinner ended, and the two men felt that they had “graduated” the week wonderfully, and had a great “Hall Pass” as well. The therapist “wives” surprised them and laid into them again and had a pretend divorce over desert, BUT, to the guys shock! The divorce papers had their REAL WIVES NAMES ON IT!! The “real” wives came from behind them surprisingly, and laid into them as well, and said they would file these divorce papers, if their husbands continued their “ogling of women” ways.

Then they laid another shocker on them.

THEY, the wives had had enough of these ogling men for a long time and when Owen bought that book from Barnes and Noble, the wives found out about it. They wanted to do their own version of therapy on their husbands! The wives hired this lesbian marriage therapist couple to teach their husbands a lesson! The wives, set up with the therapistsa woman (a graduate of the academy that the lesbian couple owned) to act and pretend to be interested in Owen’s book, a week before the camping trip, to be at the coffee café that Owen frequented every day, and she would talk about this book and marriage to Owen(these scenes, we see at the beginning of the movie)She would subtly lead Owen to the “Hall Pass” idea to meet and “journey” with women in different areas of the town, to savetheir marriages. The therapists then called on many “graduates” to be the “women” that were going to be “picked up” by the husbands at the different places, and they were “hired” to help “journey” these men to be better husbands, and these women were positioned at the correct places at the correct times that Owen and Jasonwere going to be at, each day and night!!!!. The men realize that it’s over…and they’ll be good now…..and they also realize that they are sitting there with four wives…. and possible four divorces…..Well….you can guess…what happens next…..happily ever …after?……Love you all

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