By: Sam R.

Billy and I usually live in President George Bush’s wallet but today we realized that we were in a safe. Billy and I are each one million dollar bills, mine has the statue of liberty on it and Billy’s has the first four presidents on it.

Our owner George bush is on his way to pick us up right now because he will not trust anyone other than himself around us.

We are the only one million dollar bills on earth today. We may only be one million dollar bills today but because of that we are worth somewhere around one billion dollars each.

When our owner George Bush got here and went to pick us up we blew out the open window in the front of the room. Bill blew down onto the highway and got caught on an antenna of a car and Billy blew out the window and got caught in an updraft. He blew up and up and up and up until he came to a plane and got stuck on the planes wing.

Bill just kept going wherever the car went until the car slammed on the breaks because of a road block. The car made a loud screeching sound then Bill blew away in the wind. After hours of blowing in the wind he hit a big wall. He thought for a while then he realized that the wall he hit was the Great Wall of China.

Billy still stuck on the plane, but suddenly the plane hit a bit of turbulence. Billy shook and shook and shook until he shook off and fell into a jungle type are. After 5-10 minutes of thinking he realized he was in Australia. There were alligators everywhere and toucan birds in all the trees. Bill was still up against the wall because the wind wouldn’t stop. Meanwhile back in the U.S George Bush had hundreds of soldiers out looking for us.

Bill wiggled and wiggled until he made it over the Great Wall of China. Little did he know he was not entering china he was leaving the Great Wall of China.

Billy was rolling around in the wind until a toucan flew by and picked him up. The toucan took him so far that he ended up in Russia. At the time there was a war going on in Russia between the Russians and the Afghanis. Bullets were flying left and right every one almost hitting Billy.

Back in-between China and Japan bill arrived at the docks. Bolted to a building a loudspeaker BOOMED out “all aboard”. People came from every way possible running to the boats. Bill got caught on someone’s shoe and got carried onto the boat. Later that night the boat came to a slow stop. The engine shut off and a small bridge lowered from the boat crashing into the dock. People came storming off the boat. Bill was the last one off. He was in Tokyo, Japan usually nice weather but thanks to Bill’s luck there was a big storm.

There were statues of samurai’s at the end of the street next to the temple. There were not many people in this part of town at the time because of the storm. Bill didn’t like the rain so he rushed inside the big temple at the end of the end of the street.

There was a glowing platform in the center of the temple. Bill curiously went over to it and stood on it. He started to fell a rush through his body then he disappeared.

Billy still in Russia was getting tired of getting shot at so he took off to India in a big updraft. He only stayed there for a little bit the he left because this place bored him to. He took off after that to Canada he heard that was where the real fun was. He also heard that Nova Scotia was fun and close to water. Billy went onto a bridge to enjoy the water. Billy not thinking what he was doing forgot that he was paper and blew away easily, and he did exactly that. He blew into the Atlantic Ocean. He was just floating along not doing anything.

Back in the temple bill was still gone……then all of a sudden….ZAPP! A lightning bolt hit the ground in Cuba and at the end of the lightning bolt was Bill. The impact of the bolt ripped Bill in half. Cubans not used to lightning this time of year all came running over to Bill. They saw him ripped and started talking in Spanish. The Cubans were still there looking and talking in Spanish. Bill was a Bill so why would they expect him to talk back. Then suddenly a little kid came running along and grabbed Bill.

He ran back to his house and taped bill back together. This kind of money was no good to Cubans so the little kid crumpled him up and threw him in the garbage.

Bill was never found again and Bill never appeared on land so he was assumed to be sunk.

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