Alice the Camel

Alice the camel has five humps

So go Alice go! Boom boom boom

Alice the camel has four humps

So go Alice go! Boom boom boom

Alice the camel has three humps

So go Alice go! Boom boom boom

Alice the camel has two humps

So go Alice go! Boom boom boom

Alice the camel has one humps

So go Alice go! Boom boom boom

Alice the camel has no humps

Because Alice is a horse!

Alive, Awake, Alert

I’m alive, awake, alert, enthusiastic

I’m alive, awake, alert

I’m alert, awake, alive

I’m alive, awake, alert, enthusiastic.

Alligator Pie

Alligator pie, Alligator pie

If I don’t get some, I think I’m gonna die

Give away the green grass, give away the sky

But don’t give away my alligator pie

Alligator stew, alligator stew

If I don’t get some I don’t know what I’ll do

Give away my furry hat, give away my shoe

But don’t give away my alligator stew

Alligator soup, alligator soup

If I don’t get some I think I’m gonna droop

Give away my hockey stick, give away my hoop

But don’t give away my alligator soup

The Alligator Song

*Chorus: Alligator, Alligator

Can be your friend

Can be your friend too

The alligator is my friend

He can be your friend too

If only you would understand

That he has feelings too

The alligator laughs and sings

He never cries the blues

I’d rather have him on my shirt

Then have him for my shoes

The alligator ate my friend

He can eat your friend too

If only you would understand

That he has feelings too.

All My life’s a Circle

All my life’s a circle

Sunrise and Sundown

The moon rolls through the nighttime

‘til the daybreak comes round

All my life’s a circle

But I can’t tell you why

The seasons spinning ‘round again

And the years keep rolling by

Seems like I’ve been here before

But I can’t remember when

I get this funny feeling

That we’ll be together again

No straight lines make up my life

All my roads have bends

There’s no clear cut beginning

And so far no dead ends

I’ve found you a thousand times

I guess you’ve done the same

But then we lose each other

It’s just like a children’s game

And as I see you here again

The thought runs through my mind

Our love is like a circle

Let’s go around one more time

All Things Shall Perish

All things shall perish from under the sky

Music alone shall live

Never to die

The Animal Fair

I went to the animal fair

The birds and the beasts were there

The big baboon by the light of the moon

Was combing his auburn hair

The Monkey slipped off of his bunk

And fell on the elephants trunk

The elephant sneezed and fell on his knees

And that was the end of The monk, the monk, the monk…

Announcements! Announcements! Announcements!

Announcements, announcements, announcements!

A horrible way to die,

A horrible way to be talked to death,

A horrible way to die.

Auntie Monica

Oh I have an auntie, an Auntie Monica

And when she goes shopping they all say "Ooh-lala!"

Because her feathers swinging, her feather's swinging so

Oh I have an auntie, an Auntie Monica

And when she goes shopping they all say "Ooh-lala!"

Because her hat is swinging, her hat is swinging so,

Because her feathers swinging, her feather's swinging so

Oh I have an auntie, an Auntie Monica

And when she goes shopping they all say "Ooh-lala!"

Because her muff is swaying, her muff is swaying so

Because her hat is swinging, her hat is swinging so,

Because her feathers swinging, her feather's swinging so

Oh I have an auntie, an Auntie Monica

And when she goes shopping they all say "Ooh-lala!"

Because her skirt is swaying, her skirt is swaying so

Because her muff is swaying, her muff is swaying so

Because her hat is swinging, her hat is swinging so,

Because her feathers swinging, her feather's swinging so

Oh I have an auntie, an Auntie Monica

And when she goes shopping they all say "Ooh-lala!"

Because my aunt is swaying, my aunt is swaying so

Because her skirt is swaying, her skirt is swaying so

Because her muff is swaying, her muff is swaying so

Because her hat is swinging, her hat is swinging so,

Because her feathers swinging, her feather's swinging so

Baby Beluga

Baby Beluga in the deep blue sea,

Swim so wild and you swim so free.

Heaven above, and the sea below,

And a little white whale on the go.

Baby beluga, baby Beluga, is the water warm?

Is your mama home with you, so happy.

Way down yonder where the dolphins play,

Where they dive and splash all day,

The waves roll in and the waves roll out,

See the water squirting out of your spout.

Baby beluga, baby Beluga, sing your little song,

Sing for all your friends, we like to hear you.

When it's dark, you're home and fed,

Curl up snug in your water bed.

Moon is shining and the stars are out,

Good night, little whale, goodnight.

Baby beluga, baby Beluga, with tomorrow's sun,

Another day’s begun, you'll soon be waking.

Baby Beluga in the deep blue sea,

Swim so wild and you swim so free.

Heaven above and the sea below,

And a little white whale on the go.

You’re just a little white whale on the go.

Baby Bumblebee Song

I'm bringing home a baby bumble bee

Won't my mama be so proud of me

I'm bringing home a baby bumble bee

Ouch!!!! That bumblebee stung me!

I'm squishing up the baby bumblebee

Won't my mama be so proud of me

I'm squishing up the baby bumblebee

Yuck!!!! It's all over me!!!!

I'm licking up the baby bumblebee

Won't my mama be so proud of me

I'm licking up the baby bumblebee

I don’t feel so good

I'm barfing up the baby bumblebee

Won't my mama be so proud of me

I'm barfing up the baby bumblebee

Eww! What a mess!

I'm sweeping up the baby bumblebee

Won't my mama be so proud of me

I'm sweeping up the baby bumblebee

Oh, my mommy wasn’t so proud of me.

Bananas of the World Unite

Bananas of the world unite

Peel bananas, peel, peel bananas

Shake bananas, shake, shake bananas

Go bananas, go, go bananas

Bananas of the world UNITE!

Barges

*Chorus: Barges, I would like to go with you

I would like to sail the ocean blue

Barges, have you treasures in your hold

Do you fight with pirates brave and bold?

Out of my window, looking in the night

I can see the barges flickering light

Silently flows the river to the sea

And the barges too go silently

Out of my window, looking in the night

I can see the barges flickering light

Starboard shines green and port is glowing red

I can see them flickering far ahead

*How my heart longs to sail away with you

As you sail across the ocean blue

But I must sit beside my window dear

And watch you sail away from here

The Bear went over the Mountain

The Bear went over the mountain

To see what he could see

The bear went over the mountain

To see what he could see

The other side of the mountain

Was all that he could see

The other side of the mountain

Was all that he could see

The Beatles and the Bedbugs

I woke up Sunday morning,

I looked up on the wall

the beetles and the bedbugs were

playing a game of ball t

he score was six to nothing,

the beetles were ahead

the bedbugs hit a home run

and knocked me out of bed

*Chorus: I'm singin'eener meener and a miner mo

catch a whipper whopper by the toe

and if he hollers hollers, let him go,

I'm singin' eener meener and a miner mo

I went down stairs for breakfast, I ordered ham and eggs I ate so many eggs, they all ran down my legs

My mother is a robber, my father is a spy and if you don't believe me, I'll call the FBI

My mother is a butcher, my father cuts the meat and I'm a little hot dog, running down the street

The Beaver Song

Beaver one, beaver all,

Let's all do the beaver call

Beaver two, beaver three

Let's all climb the beaver tree

Beaver four, beaver five

Let's all do the beaver jive

Beaver six, beaver seven

Let's all go to beaver heaven

Beaver eight, beaver nine

STOP! it's beaver time

Go beaver, go beaver, go beaver."

Be Kind to Your Web-Footed Friends

Be kind to your web footed friends

For a duck may be somebody’s mother

Be kind to your friends in the swamp

Where the weather is always damp

You may think that this is the end

Well it is!

Bicycle Built for Two

Daisy, Daisy, give me you answer true.

I'm half-crazy all for the love of you.

It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage;

But you'll look sweet, upon the seat

Of a bicycle built for two.

Henry, Henry, here is your answer true;

I'm not crazy over the likes of you.

If you can't afford a carriage, forget about the marriage;

'Cause I won't be jammed, I won't be crammed

On a bicycle built for two.

Big, Big Buffalo

Big, big buffalo come from the mountains far, far away

Far, far away oh, oh, oh

Big, big buffalo come from the mountains far, far away

Tiny, tiny buffalo come from the mountains far, far away

Far, far away ee, ee, ee

Tiny, tiny buffalo come from the mountains far, far away

Enormous buffalo come from the mountains far, far away

Far, far away oh, oh, oh

Enormous buffalo come from the mountains far, far away

The Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the big rock candy mountains

There’s a land that’s fair and bright

Where the handouts grow on bushes

And you sleep out every night

Where the boxcars are all empty

And the sun shines everyday

Well I’m bound to go where there ain’t no snow

Where the rain don’t fall and the wind don’t blow

In the big rock candy mountains

Oh, the buzzin’ of the bees in the peppermint trees

‘Round the soda water fountains

Where the lemonade springs and the bluebirds sing

In the big rock candy mountains

You never change your socks

And little streams of lemonade

Come a-tricklin’ down the rocks

The hobos there are friendly

And their fires all burn bright

There’s a lake of stew and soda, too

You can paddle all around them in a big canoe

In the big rock candy mountains

Oh the buzzin’ of the bees in the peppermint trees

‘Round the soda water fountains

Where the lemonade springs and the bluebird sings

In the big rock candy mountains

Billboard

As I was walking down the street one dark and dreary day,

I came upon a billboard and much to my dismay,

The sign was torn and tattered from the rain the night before.

The wind and rain had done its work and this is what I saw:

Smoke Coca-cola cigarettes, chew Wrigley's Spearmint beer.

Kennel Ration dog food makes your wife's complexion clear.

Simonize your baby with a Hershey’s candy bar.

And, Texaco's the beauty cream that's used by all the stars.

So, take your next vacation in a brand new Frigidare.

Play a Hammond organ in your Damart underwear.

Doctors say that babies should smoke 'til they are three.

And people over 65 should bathe in Lipton Tea.

Birch Tree White

(tune: Edelweiss)

Birch tree white, our delight

Northern symbol of beauty.

Sea foam white, sea blue bright,

Tall and stately and lovely.

Pines on the hill won’t you sway and grow,

Sway and grow forever.

Birch tree white, our delight,

Guard our friendships forever.

The Birdie Song

This is a repeat after me song

Early in the Morning

When I was fast asleep

I heard a little birdie

go cheep, cheep

And this little birdie

Has a funny name

It’s

Called

Iga flyga fleega flyga ishka nishka nyga nyga iyga flyga

fleega flyga birdie

I’m gonna buy some bird seed

For my window sill

It’s just to keep him quiet

It’s just to keep him still

It’s for my little birdie

who has a funny name

It’s

Called

Iga flyga fleega flyga ishka nishka nyga nyga iyga flyga

fleega flyga birdie

The Birdie Song II

Way up in the sky the big birdies fly

While down in the nest, the little birdies rest

With a wing on the left, and a wing on the right

The little birdies sleep all through the night

Shhhhhh! They’re Sleeping!!!!

The sunrises up the dew goes away

“Good morning , good morning” the little birdies say

(repeat getting louder each time)

Black Socks

Black Socks, they never get dirty,

The longer you wear them the stronger they get!

Sometimes I think I should wash them

But something keeps telling me

No, no, not yet!

Blue Bottle

I have a little present here for you

Inside this tiny bottle so very small and blue

Please do not uncork it, simply put it on away

For inside, there lies a summer's day

Put it on away

Now I’d be pleased if you didn’t ask

Why I gave this gift to you

I don’t know myself; did it on a whim

As the thought came running through

I just wanna make you happy

In a summertime sort of way

And I thought you might like your own summer's day

Put it on away

Now can you read the writing on this tiny bottle’s wall

I know it is quite small but I can read it all

It says: She who is a readin’ me is a lookin’ right at my side

You might be kinda interested about what lies inside

They’ll be one breath of a butterfly

And one ray from the sun

And lots and lots of laughter

From little childrens' fun

So please do not uncork it

Or everything will get away

And I thought you might like your own summer's day

Put it on away

Boom Boom Ain't it Great to be Crazy

*Chorus: Boom Boom, ain't it great to be Crazy?

Boom Boom, ain't it great to be Crazy?

Giddy and Foolish all day long

Boom Boom, ain't it great to be Crazy!