Showtime Hits 2 – Track Listings

1. BE OUR GUEST (Beauty and the Beast) 3:36

2. CONSIDER YOURSELF (Oliver) 4:06

3. MACAVITY (Cats) 3:30

4. HE WHISTLED AT ME (Starlight Express) 3:17

5. TAKE IT ON THE CHIN (Me and my Girl) 3:35

6. STEPPING OUT (Stepping Out - Liza Minelli) 6:14

7. HOPELESSLY DEVOTED (Grease) 2:42

8. THE NIGHT THEY INVENTED CHAMPAGNE (Gigi) 3:27

9. THE LONELY GOATHERD (The Sound of Music) 3:13

10. WE GO TOGETHER (Grease) 3:39

11. ME OL' BAM-BOO (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang) 3:02

12. THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT (The Band Waggon) 3:06

13. SO LONG FAREWELL (Sound of Music) 2:55

Showtime Hits 2 – Song Sheet

1) Be Our Guest (Beauty and the Beast)

Lumiere: Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride

and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.

And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a

chair as the dining room proudly presents - your

dinner!

Be our guest Be our guest

Put our service to the test

Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie

And we provide the rest

Soup du jour Hot hors d'oeuvres

why, we only live to serve

Try the grey stuff, it's delicious

Don't believe me? Ask the dishes

They can sing They can dance

After all, Miss, this is France

And a dinner here is never second best

Go on, unfold your menu

Take a glance and then you'll

Be our guest Oui, our guest Be our guest

Beef ragout Cheese souffle

Pie and pudding "en flambe"

We'll prepare and serve with flair

A culinary cabaret You're alone

And you're scared

But the banquet's all prepared

No one's gloomy or complaining

While the flatware's entertaining

We tell jokes I do tricks

With my fellow candlesticks

Mugs: And it's all in perfect taste That you can bet

All: Come on and lift your glass

You've won your own free pass

To be out guest

Lumiere: If you're stressed

It's fine dining we suggest

All: Be our guest Be our guest Be our guest

Lumiere: Life is so unnerving

For a servant who's not serving

He's not whole without a soul to wait upon

Ah, those good old days when we were useful

Suddenly those good old days are gone

Ten years we've been rusting

Needing so much more than dusting

Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills

Most days we just lay around the castle

Flabby, fat and lazy

You walked in and oops-a-daisy!

Mrs Potts:It's a guest It's a guest

Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed

Wine's been poured and thank the Lord

I've had the napkins freshly pressed

With dessert She'll want tea

And my dear that's fine with me

While the cups do their soft shoeing

I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing

I'll get warm Piping hot

Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot?

Clean it up! We want the company impressed

We've got a lot to do Is it one lump or two

For you, our guest?

Chorus: She's our guest

Mrs Potts:She's our guest

Chorus: She's our guest

Be our guest Be our guest

Our command is your request

It's ten years since we had anybody here

And we're obsessed

With your meal With your ease

Yes, indeed, we aim to please

While the candlelight's still glowing

Let us help you We'll keep going

Course by course One by one

'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"

Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest

Tonight you'll prop your feet up

But for now, let's eat up

Be our guest Be our guest Be our guest

Please, be our guest

2) Consider Yourself (Oliver)

DODGER: Consider yourself at home.

Consider yourself one of the family.

We've taken to you so strong,

It's clear we're going to get along.

Consider yourself well in.

Consider yourself part of the furniture.

There isn't a lot to spare.

Who cares? Whatever we got we share!

If it should chance to be

We should see Some harder days,

Empty-larder days, Why grouse?

Always a chance we'll meet

Somebody to foot the bill,

Then the drinks are on the house!

Consider yourself our mate.

We don't want to have no fuss,

For after some consideration, we can state

Consider yourself One of us!

Consider yourself...

OLIVER: At home?

DODGER: Consider yourself...

OLIVER: One of the family?

CAPTAIN: We've taken to you

OLIVER: So strong?

DODGER: It's clear we're

BOTH: Going to get along.

DODGER: Consider yourself...

OLIVER: Well in?

DODGER: Consider yourself...

OLIVER: Part of the furniture?

BOTH: There isn't a lot to spare!

Who cares? Whatever we got we share.

DODGER: Nobody tries to be lah-di-dah and uppity.

There a cup o'tea for all.

Only it's wise to be handy wiv' a rolling pin

When the landlord comes to call!

BOTH: Consider yourself Our mate.

We don't want to have no fuss,

For after some consideration we can state

Consider yourself One of us!

COMPANY: Consider yourself at home.

We've taken to you so strong.

Consider yourself well in. There isn't a lot to spare

If it should chance to be We should see

Some harder days -- Empty-larder days --Why grouse?

Always a chance we'll meet Somebody to foot the bill --

Then the drinks are on the house!

Consider yourself our mate. We don't want to have no fuss,

For after some consideration, we can state

Consider yourself One of us!

3) Macavity (Cats)

Macavity's a mystery cat, he's called the hidden paw
For he's a master criminal who can defy the law
He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad's despair
For when they reach the scene of crime Macavity's not there!

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity
He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity
His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare
And when you reach the scene of crime Macavity's not there!

You may seek him in the basement, you may look up in the air
But I tell you once and once again Macavity's not there!

Macavity's a ginger cat, he's very tall and thin
You would know him if you saw him for his eyes are sunken in
His brow is deeply lined in thought, his head is highly domed
His coat is dusty from neglect, his whiskers are uncombed

He sways his head from side to side with movements like a snake
And when you think he's half asleep, he's always wide awake

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity
He's a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity
You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square
But when a crime's discovered then Macavity's not there!

He's outwardly respectable, I know he cheats at cards
And his footprints are not found in any files of Scotland Yard's
And when the larder's looted or the jewel case is rifled
Or when the milk is missing or another peke's been stifled
Or the greenhouse glass is broken and the trellis past repair
There's the wonder of the thing Macavity's not there!

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity
There never was a cat of such deceitfulness and suavity
He always has an alibi and one or two to spare
What ever time the deed took place Macavity wasn't there!

And they say that all the cats whose wicked deeds are widely known
I might mention Mungojerrie, I might mention Griddlebone
Are nothing more than agents for the cat who all the time
Just controls the operations: the Napoleon of crime!

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity
He's a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity
You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square
But when a crime's discovered then Macavity

Macavity, Macavity, Macavity
When a crime's discovered then Macavity's not there!
Macavity's not there!

4) He Whistled At Me (Starlight Express)

Pearl:
Whoo-whoo, whoo-whoo:
Nobody can do it like a steam train.

Coaches
Whoo-whoo, whoo-whoo
Everybody's waiting for their dream train.

Pearl
I'll know him when I see him
For long before I see him
I will hear that far off signal
I will hear the distant call
And then he'll whistle at me.
He'll send a note to woo me.
He'll whistle at me,
I'm gonna hitch him to me.
Some day soon he'll whistle at me,
That's how I'll recognize him
And maybe I will whistle at him
That should surprise him.
Don't give me insistent humming,
Horns and bells and distant drumming,
I want steam that's under pressure
As it rises to a scream,
Somebody whistle at me,
I'm all anticipation.
I need someone to whistle at me,
I'm waiting at the station.
Come on, someone whistle at me,
I'm longing to be near him.
I need someone to whistle at me
I'll know him when I hear him.
He'll whistle at me.

5) Take it on the chin (Me and my Girl)

Once my father said And my mother said
And my sister said And my brother said
Now you're growing up Soon you're gonna fall out
Of the family roundabout.

Then my father said And my mother said
And my sister said And my brother said
There's one little thing You should certainly know
When into the world you go. Take your troubles on the chin
And though you get an earful! Don't despair or tear your hair,
For heaven's sake be cheerful!

That's what father said, That's what mother said,
That's what sister said, That's what brother said.
They were certainly right in telling me so
And I think that you should know!

Here's a little trick,
Whenever things get a little bit thick
Just you take it on the chin,
Put on a little grin and smile, smile!
Here's a little ruse
To counteract an attack of the blues,
Just you take it on the chin,
Turn on a little grin and smile!

What's the use of worr'ing 'Bout a single blessed thing,
After all it's done and said, Pretty soon we all be dead!
So as we're alive,
If there's a bother you want to survive,
Just you take it on the chin, Cultivate a little grin and smile!

Here's a little trick, Whenever things get a little bit thick
Just you take it on the chin, Put on a little grin and smile, smile!
Here's a little ruse To counteract an attack of the blues,
Just you take it on the chin, Turn on a little grin and smile!

What's the use of worr'ing 'Bout a single blessed thing,
After all it's done and said, Pretty soon we all be dead!
So as we're alive,
If there's a bother you want to survive,
Just you take it on the chin, Cultivate a little grin,
Just you take it on the chin, Cultivate a little grin and
Smile, smile, smile!

6) Stepping Out (Stepping Out – Liza Minelli)

Ooh ooh, Ooh ooh

Why am I alone tonight when I should be steppin’ out?

Where’s the guy, my Mister Right,

Who might take me, steppin’ out?

It’s hell to sit here and moan

Immersed in the tone of blue music.

Oh well, I’ll go it alone and dance on my own

Exiciting new music.

Watch me fly, I’ll get it right,

and you’ll agree, there’s no doubt

I once was there in the pit of despair

But now I’m steppin’ out

It’s hell to sit here and moan

Immersed in the tone of blue music

Oh well I’ll go it alone and dance on my own

Exciting new music – New music

Wait and see, there’s no dobt

I’ve played the fool in loves empty pool

But now now now I’m steppin’ out.

7) Hoplessly Devoted (Grease)

Guess mine is not the first heart broken,
my eyes are not the first to cry I'm not the first to know,
there's just no gettin' over you
Hello, I'm just a fool who's willing to sit around
and wait for you
But baby can't you see, there's nothin' else
for me to do I'm hopelessly devoted to you
But now there's nowhere to hide,
since you pushed my love aside I'm not in my head,
hopelessly devoted to you
Hopelessly devoted to you,
hopelessly devoted to you
My head is saying "fool, forget him",
my heart is saying "don't let go"
Hold on to the end, that's what I intend to do
I'm hopelessly devoted to you
But now there's nowhere to hide,
since you pushed my love aside I'm not in my head,
hopelessly devoted to you
Hopelessly devoted to you,
hopelessly devoted to you

8) The Night they invented Champagne (Gigi)

The night they invented Champagne,
It's plain as it can be,
They thought of you and me.
The night they invented Champagne,
They absolutely knew,
That all we'd want to do
Is fly to the sky on Champagne,
And shout to everyone in sight:
That since the world began,
No woman or man
Has ever been as happy as we are tonight!

9) The Lonely Goatherd (The Sound of Music)
MARIA AND THE CHILDREN:
High on a hill was a lonely goatherd
Layee odl, layee odl layee-oo
Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd
Layee odl, layee odl-oo
Folks in a town that was quite remote heard
Layee odl, layee odl layee-oo
Lusty and clear from the goatherd's throat heard
Layee odl, layee odl-oo
Oho layee odllee-oo
Oho layee odl ay!
Oho layee odllee-oo Hododlleeoay!
A prince on the bridge of a castle moat heard
Layee odl, layee odl layee-oo
Men on a boat with a load to tote heard
Layee odl, layee odl-oo
Men in the mists of a chapel dote heard
Layee odl, layee odl-oo
Men drinking beer with the foam afloat heard
Layee odl, layee odl layee-oo

[Cough cough!]

One little girl in a pale pink coat heard
Layee odl, layee odl-oo
She yodeled back to the lonely goatherd
Layee odl, layee odl-oo
Soon her mama with a gleaming gloat heard
Layee odl, layee odl layee-oo
What a duet for a girl and goatherd
Layee odl, layee odl-oo

Hmm hmm hmm hmm
Hmm hmm hmm hmm
Ode layee Ode layee-ee
Ode layee
Oh Oh Oh Oh layee odl layee-oo
Oh oh layee odl lay
Oh Oh Oh Oh layee odl layee-oo
Layee odllee-o hododlleeoay!

One little girl in a pale pink coat heard
Layee odl, layee odl layoo-oo
She yodeled back to the lonely goatherd
Layee odl, layee odl-o
Soon her mama with a gleaming gloat heard
Layee odl, layee odl lay mmm mmm
What a duet for a girl and goatherd
Layee odl, layee odl-o
Happy are they layee odllayee-o oh layee odlayee layee-o
Soon their duet will becoma a trio
Layee odl, layee odl layee-o
Ode lay-ee Ode lay-ee
Ode lay-ee-ee Ode lay-ee
Odllayee odllay Odllayee odllay
Odllayee odllay
Odllayee odllayee odlayee odlayee odlay!
Wooo!