Wed Mar 10, 2004
New Lyrics by Johnny Fubar
Change of Pace for these Lyrics
Written on Wednesday evening, March 10, 2004: Dissenters Love Song
It is a little of a left oriented or at least less right...
Dissenters Love Song
(c) Johnny Fubar 2004
You know that I love you
Even though we stopped acting like we do
When I say that I love you
I want you to know that it's always been true
When I visit at the Mall
You know that I'm going to give
Everything you'd expect from me
Don't get angry 'cause I'm acting like I'm free
And I see all the things that you do and
I don't always agree and I don't have too
People coming 'round the bend
Gonna try and shake things up in the end.
When you see me on the news
I'm not the one who is breaking things
Don't you know its not my style
I'd try to change things like John Lennon did
[Solo - Bridge]
I never said I'd leave her
Not like those other hypocrites did
When they call out from their luxury
Shouting that they’ll leave if things don't go their way
I don't give up that easy
And I won't ignore what I believe
And to you it may look easy
But I am out there and acting on what I see
And I told you that I love you
I shouldn't have to keep repeating
When I say that I love you
I want you to know that it's always been true
I
Am
American...
Posted by: Yarbz on Mar 10, 04 | 6:38 pm | Profile
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BB Natural Selection Corner
This is somewhat tragic but blanks or not I don't want anyone pointing a gun at my head! That’s why William James was selected for todays winner.
From Yahoo News
Posted by: Spazticus on Mar 10, 04 | 2:00 pm | Profile
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Block the Munchies
Help is on the way for those who are overweight and also those who want to stop smoking. A new pill is soon to be put on the market that may give hope to millions who are suffering from health problems brought on my overeating and cigarette smoking.
Posted by: cj on Mar 10, 04 | 12:43 pm | Profile
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Sirens and Lights
Running late this morning meant having to park in the capitol circle. I try to avoid that area when legislature is in session because moving the car after the three hour limit expires is a no go. There is no parking anywhere within a ten block walk, so rolling or wiping the chalk mark off the tire is the only option. Zipping along the street leading up to the one lane circle, a traffic jam appeared in front of me. People wanting to get one of the prime parking spots around the capitol began honking at a van which was holding us all up. I could hear the van cranking over and it didn't sound like there was any hope of it starting up and moving the heck out of the way. Luckily I was at the spot in the jam that I could turn down a one way street and go around the mess. By the time I got my car parked and headed to my building a policeman was talking to the lady in the van who had finally got it started but couldn't keep it running enough to move off the road. He stopped traffic, which by now was squeezing thru on both sides of the van. I heard him tell her to pull forward as much as possible or let it roll backwards to clear the road. I stood waiting on her to get out of my way again so I could cross the street and watched her roll, with the policeman yelling stop at the top of his lungs, into a cadillac! Bad day for the lady. I feel for her.
Later, around 10, sirens were heard and looking out the window we noticed firetrucks, an ambulance and several police over at the capitol. A friend and I went out not too much later to do the circle shuffle and see what all the excitement was about. A very heavy set man was being brought out on a stretcher and was wrapped from his neck to the top of his head in gauze. He only had his left eye showing and blood was soaking the gauze. Suppose he must have fallen down stairs or off a balcony or another one of those chandeliers fell from the ceiling and cracked his noggin.
Well, that is the daily capitol news. At least I have some to report!
Posted by: cj on Mar 10, 04 | 11:55 am | Profile
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Meet Chris Kemp, CJ's New Boyfriend:
Caption: DECEMBER 30--Meet Chris Kemp. The 37-year-old Oregon man was arrested for burglary the day after Christmas. He was found in a stranger's home wearing the clothes of the occupant's mother. Read this Gresham Police Department press release for additional bizarre details. As for the below mug shot taken by the Multnomah County Sheriff, no, the image has not been manipulated to make Kemp resemble a light bulb or balloon. And he apparently got those forehead scratches during an earlier encounter with some sort of brier patch, details of which TSG has not uncovered.
PS: Just Kidding CJ!!!!
Posted by: Yarbz on Mar 10, 04 | 8:00 am | Profile
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Yet Again:
Yes, yet again, I am starting another attempt at a diet. Today is day three of no alcohol. Again...
What else can I do but keep trying until successful?
I must either kill or excommunicate the Mexican Knight. He is killing me. He is my enemy. He must stay away. The Mexican Knight has killed all my diets. He makes me lose my willpower. He makes me eat. He is evil.
We must all kill the Mexican Knight or keep him away. As I understand it, The Mexican Knight stepped on FB's toes and caused him great pain. The Mexican Knight is a bastard!
Kill the Mexican Knight!!!
Who is the Mexican night? Who you ask?
Posted by: Yarbz on Mar 10, 04 | 7:46 am | Profile
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Icons for Dane Bramage:
Mr. Dane Bramage, one of these should do fine for your new icon...
Posted by: Yarbz on Mar 10, 04 | 7:36 am | Profile
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DEAD: Abu Abbas: No Sympathy Here...
This article was taken from Islam Online and you might feels a little bais in the article that I found interesting...
Abu Abbas Dies In U.S. Jail In Iraq
WASHINGTON, March 10 (IslamOnline.net & News Agencies) – Mohammad Abu Abbas, the leader of the Palestinian Liberation Front (PLF) who was abducted by U.S. special forces in Iraq in April 2003, has died in a U.S. jail in Iraq, a Pentagon official announced late Tuesday, March 9.
The PLF, however, held the U.S. administration accountable for the “assassination of Abu Abbas, the Arab Palestinian national leader”.
“Initial reports indicate he died of natural causes,” Agence France-Presse (AFP) quoted as saying Bryan Whitman, the Pentagon spokesman.
“Medical efforts to revive him were unsuccessful and an autopsy will be performed.”
U.S. forces abducted 56-year-old Abu Abbas into custody in Iraq on April 14, following the ouster of Iraqi president Saddam Hussein.
“Most people suspect it was a heart attack,” a defense official said, speaking on condition of anonymity.
“It's likely the cause of death would have been cardiac failure given his medical history.”
More...
Posted by: Yarbz on Mar 10, 04 | 7:02 am | Profile
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Yarbz Moring Photo Caption:
Bra Fabric Shortage Caused By Super Sized Sally's Mega Blobulars!
Yarbz Caption: Try our new Extra Lard & Red Meat Cookies, they'll fill you up and won't ever, ever, let you back down. Cookies, the other, other food...
A woman leaves a cookie store in Los Angeles. Over-eating and a lack of exercise could overtake smoking as the leading cause of preventable death among Americans by 2005, according to a study that calls for public health campaigns to warn Americans of the cost of their 'super-size' lifestyle.(AFP/File/Robyn Beck)
Posted by: Yarbz on Mar 10, 04 | 6:33 am | Profile
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Should Have BOught A Brain:
Brainless Bimbo!
This is just soooooooooooooooooooo stupid I had to post it. Imagine the lack of synapses snapping that it took to try this little maneuver!!!
Caption: Alice Regina Pike, in this undated Newton County Sheriff's Department photo, who tried to use a fake $1 million bill to buy $1,675 worth of merchandise Friday, March 5, 2004, at Wal-Mart was arrested and police later found two more of the bills in her purse in Covington, Ga. The U.S. Treasury does not make $1 million bills, but similar-looking currency is sold in some souvenir shops. The fake bill featured a picture of the Statue of Liberty, police said. (AP Photo/Newton County Sheriff's Dept. via WSB-TV)
Posted by: Yarbz on Mar 10, 04 | 6:24 am | Profile
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Yet Another Pussy Sentence:
Open Season on Kids
This lady should have gotten at least a couple years. She don't deserve no hug, she deserves a decorative cactus up her butt and love tunnel.
Caption: Leslie Smoot, center left, is hugged by a well-wisher after she was sentenced to six months in jail in Antelope Valley Superior Court Tuesday, March 9, 2004, in Lancaster, Calif. Smoot pleaded no contest to involuntary manslaughter charges in the deaths of her two foster sons who died after being left unattended in a sport utility vehicle on a hot summer day. (AP Photo/Jeff Goldwater, Pool)
Posted by: Yarbz on Mar 10, 04 | 6:20 am | Profile
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Tue Mar 09, 2004
New Signature
After seeing Buddah Boy's sperm I thought I'd follow suit with a signature .gif. So here it its.
Like it???
Posted by: DaneBramage on Mar 09, 04 | 7:16 pm | Profile
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Stolen Poll Post
Microsoft founder Bill Gates suggests that all email users start using "email stamps" to stem the flood of junk email. He proposes that email postage at - perhaps - a penny per email, would prevent spammers from sending out millions of emails, which they currently send essentially for free. (CNN)
Would you be willing to pay a penny per email if it would greatly reduce the amount of spam email you receive?
Posted by: cj on Mar 09, 04 | 12:57 pm | Profile
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Sniper Sentenced to Death
Good News More...
Posted by: FloridaBill on Mar 09, 04 | 11:20 am | Profile
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It's Only a Chair
KJ is a really awesome guy who is an attorney in my unit. He wears dreadlocks and is into peaceful thoughts and pretty women. He isn’t one to complain which is why he decided to take the back and arms off of his chair since it was broken and had exceeded it’s comfort limits. He has two chairs, but this one went to his computer so he felt making a stool out of his chair would work fine. He has sat on this “stool” for about three weeks now, but today that ended.
My boss (the one with the bloomers I wrote about previous) went in there and discovered what he had done to his chair first thing this morning. All hell broke loose and she ordered him to put the chair back together. A little while ago he pushed his broken chair down the hall and came back pushing a different chair. The boss saw him go by her door and came running out of her office, grabbed one end of the chair and stopped him. She said, “Where did you get that chair? You can’t just go take a chair from somewhere.” KJ said, “Woman let go of my chair are you crazy or what?” He started to pull it to his office and she started pulling it away and a tug of war ensued. It was the most ridiculous thing I have ever witnessed by two professional people in an office setting! Finally after a lot of tugging back and forth she let go of the chair and followed him into his office where all kinds of yelling went on.
I am currently pending the outcome of this event. KJ went to Human Resources across the hall and the boss went back to the Deputy Director’s office. Most of us clerical are emailing and giggling about what we just saw. Hilarious – two grown people acting like two year olds fighting over a ball.
Posted by: cj on Mar 09, 04 | 11:05 am | Profile
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Nazi Raccoons Takeover Europe
I love this story. Apparently, one of the head Nazi's released a mating pair of raccoons into the wilderness back in the mid-40's. Now there are as many raccoons in Europe per square mile as there are in North America. I think that is funny. More...
Posted by: FloridaBill on Mar 09, 04 | 9:32 am | Profile
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Dead: Paul Winfield RIP:
Thsi guy was in a lot of stuff:
HERE!
Posted by: Yarbz on Mar 09, 04 | 7:59 am | Profile
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Spalding Gray Dead:
He Was Unique...
He was a very interesing dude. If you have not seen his films/monlogues, you shoud. Very interesing. He has a history of depression and probably killed himself. Too bad.
Story HERE!