#5 Kanpur, India
Living Will and Testament of Dr. Henry Waldorf
I, Henry Waldorf, being of sound and disposing mind and memory, to hereby make, publish and declare this to be my last will in testament.
I give and bequeath my superior toilet seat cover, to my dear Cousin Ozzie. I have had many years of use and comfort out of my toilet seat may it serve you well.
I give and bequeath my favorite coffee mug, to my dear Cousin Tina. I love my Insects Rock coffee mug. I drank so many wonderful beverages out of that mug, enjoy it well.
I give and bequeath my comfortable oven mitts, to dear Aunt Bertha. These mitts kept my hands from getting burned every time I made my favorite cookies.
I give and bequeath my mother’s practical, yet stylish rhinestone encrusted reading glasses, to dear Aunt Heidi. These spectacles will serve you well as I know you have the same eye issues as me dear Aunt.
I give and bequeath my lucky gym socks, to dear Cousin Albert. I have worn these socks in all of my travels collecting specimens in the rainforest. May they always bring you luck….P.S. don’t ever wash them they might lose their magic.
I give and bequeath my petrified bean seeds, to dear Uncle Ned. I acquired these seeds in a small Amazon village that I traded my Spider Monkey for. I was told that the one who carries these in their left pocket will accomplish great things.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have subscribed my name to this, my Last Will and Testament, for purposes of identification, I have signed in the presence of two persons witnessing at my request. Dr. Henry Waldorf
Dr. Henry Waldorf
Signed, sealed, published and declared by the above named Dr. Henry Waldorf, as and for her Last Will and Testament, in the presence of us, who, at her request, in her presence and in the presence of each other have hereunto subscribed our names as witnesses on the day and your last above written.
Dee D. Ceased William A. Testament
Dee D. Ceased Frederick A. Tourney William A. Testament
Frederick A. Tourney
#4 Istanbul, Turkey
Living Will and Testament of Dr. Henry Waldorf
I, Henry Waldorf, being of sound and disposing mind and memory, to hereby make, publish and declare this to be my last will in testament.
I give and bequeath my favorite hat, to dear Cousin Ozzie. This hat is specially made from the vines of the Monstera plant that grows abundantly in the Rainforest.
I give and bequeath my beautiful hanging basket of Brasiliensis, to dear Cousin Tina. This beautiful and unusual flower is native to Brazil, one of my favorite places to visit while in the Amazon.
I give and bequeath my favorite Agate pendent, to Aunt Bertha. The orange color of this stone will bring out the wild red highlights in your hair.
I give and bequeath my most comfortable seat cushion, to Aunt Heidi. This seat is mobile and can be taken anywhere. I know your old bones need the comfort as mine always did.
I give and bequeath my sloth moth collection, to Cousin Albert. These interesting creatures exist in a Commensal relationship with many varieties of tree sloth in the rainforest. They live and hide in their fur and reproduce their young in the dung of the tree sloth.
I give and bequeath my butterfly net, to Uncle Ned. I was able to catch many wonderful moths and insects on my travels with this trusty net. May you use it well in your research in Kenya.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have subscribed my name to this, my Last Will and Testament, for purposes of identification, I have signed in the presence of two persons witnessing at my request. Dr. Henry Waldorf
Dr. Henry Waldorf
Signed, sealed, published and declared by the above named Dr. Henry Waldorf, as and for her Last Will and Testament, in the presence of us, who, at her request, in her presence and in the presence of each other have hereunto subscribed our names as witnesses on the day and your last above written.
Dee D. Ceased William A. Testament
Dee D. Ceased Frederick A. Tourney William A. Testament
Frederick A. Tourney
#3 Geneva, Switzerland
Living Will and Testament of Dr. Henry Waldorf
I, Henry Waldorf, being of sound and disposing mind and memory, to hereby make, publish and declare this to be my last will in testament.
I give and bequeath my bowling ball, to Cousin Ozzie. I won many tournaments using my favorite purple bowling ball may it bring you lots of strikes.
I give and bequeath my ancient Atari gaming system, to Cousin Tina. I loved this gaming system in my younger years. I know it is old school, but I think you can find some joy and use of it.
I give and bequeath my Boa constrictor Ralph, to Aunt Bertha. I think that your three young men will enjoy taking care of my Ralph. I need to warn you he does love to eat chicken, however, the feathers make him barf (such is his name).
I give and bequeath my favorite parka, to Aunt Heidi. This parka kept me dry during the monsoon season in the Amazon. May you always be warm and dry.
I give and bequeath my green thumb gardening kit, to Cousin Albert. I know you love those plants. This kit may be of great use to you and your Tulip research.
I give and bequeath my Safari Hat, to Uncle Ned. In your adventures in the African plains I would like to know that your head is safe from the beating sun.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have subscribed my name to this, my Last Will and Testament, for purposes of identification, I have signed in the presence of two persons witnessing at my request. Dr. Henry Waldorf
Dr. Henry Waldorf
Signed, sealed, published and declared by the above named Dr. Henry Waldorf, as and for her Last Will and Testament, in the presence of us, who, at her request, in her presence and in the presence of each other have hereunto subscribed our names as witnesses on the day and your last above written.
Dee D. Ceased William A. Testament
Dee D. Ceased Frederick A. Tourney William A. Testament
Frederick A. Tourney
#2 Buenos Aires, Argentina
Living Will and Testament of Dr. Henry Waldorf
I, Henry Waldorf, being of sound and disposing mind and memory, to hereby make, publish and declare this to be my last will in testament.
I give and bequeath my golden guitar pick, to Cousin Ozzie. I know you love rock and roll….may you one day make a gold record with this lucky charm.
I give and bequeath my favorite Jade chopsticks, to Cousin Tina. I know you live in Japan and love to eat sushi as I did in my days….I think the sushi will taste even better with my lucky green chopsticks.
I give and bequeath Grandma Ethel’s famous peanut butter pie recipe, to Aunt Bertha. I know you love the pies Grandma used to make for all of us and I know that your children will love and enjoy them like we did.
I give and bequeath a beautiful hat made of exotic feathers I acquired in Brazil, to Aunt Heidi. I know you love fashion and I think you will be amazing in this elegant head wear.
I give and bequeath my favorite Fedora, to Cousin Albert. I loved this fantastic hat. All of the ladies swooned when I wore it.
I give and bequeath my stock pile of organic Insect repellant oils, to Uncle Ned. I found this wonderful formula deep in the rainforest. It is very potent and keeps all insects at bay, however, there is a slight burning when you first apply. Be patient the burning will subside when the rash begins.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have subscribed my name to this, my Last Will and Testament, for purposes of identification, I have signed in the presence of two persons witnessing at my request. Dr. Henry Waldorf
Dr. Henry Waldorf
Signed, sealed, published and declared by the above named Dr. Henry Waldorf, as and for her Last Will and Testament, in the presence of us, who, at her request, in her presence and in the presence of each other have hereunto subscribed our names as witnesses on the day and your last above written.
Dee D. Ceased William A. Testament
Dee D. Ceased Frederick A. Tourney William A. Testament
Frederick A. Tourney
#1 Sydney, Australia
Living Will and Testament of Dr. Henry Waldorf
I, Henry Waldorf, being of sound and disposing mind and memory, to hereby make, publish and declare this to be my last will in testament.
I give and bequeath my champion speed boat, to Cousin Ozzie. I love my fast and luxurious boat Betty Mae, she is a thing of beauty. Enjoy making waves.
I give and bequeath my stock holdings in Microsoft Xbox, to Cousin Tina. I know you work for Sony, but, I have always been an Xbox man myself.
I give and bequeath my research assistants Bob and Travis, to Aunt Bertha. Bob and Travis have been instructed to assist you in upgrading your goat farm to a goat cheese facility. They are yours for 10 years and their pay and the money for your cheese factory is included.
I give and bequeath the most precious stone I found in the Rainforest, to Aunt Heidi. You were once a magnificent jewel, may this priceless yellow diamond be a reminder of your eternal beauty.
I give and bequeath my exotic car collection, to Cousin Albert. I know you love to impress the ladies and my cars will do the trick.
I give and bequeath my solar powered hover craft, to Uncle Ned. This hover craft will assist you in your research with little or no environmental impact.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have subscribed my name to this, my Last Will and Testament, for purposes of identification, I have signed in the presence of two persons witnessing at my request. Dr. Henry Waldorf
Dr. Henry Waldorf
Signed, sealed, published and declared by the above named Dr. Henry Waldorf, as and for her Last Will and Testament, in the presence of us, who, at her request, in her presence and in the presence of each other have hereunto subscribed our names as witnesses on the day and your last above written.
Dee D. Ceased William A. Testament
Dee D. Ceased Frederick A. Tourney William A. Testament
Frederick A. Tourney