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Why do writers constantly feel cold? Because they're surrounded by drafts / But how can you tell that this question isnotpregnant?It doesn't have any contractions. / What would you find in Charles Dickens’ kitchen? The best of thymes, the worst of thymes / What happened when Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar? It was tense. / Why are apostrophes terrible to date? They're too possessive. / What makes “Civil Disobedience” such a great essay? Thoreau editing / How does Voltaire like his apples? Candied / What do writers eat for breakfast? Joyce Carol Oatmeal / Why did Shakespeare only write in pen? Pencils confused him. 2B or not 2B? / Why was Odysseus in such a rush to get home? Because Homer is where the heart is