In heaven there are three angels.
They talk about how they died.
The first angel: "I am from Italy. I bought a Ferrari and drove into a huge hole with it. The car crashed and now I'm here."
The second angel: "I am from Germany, from Bavaria. I bought a BMW, sports springs, 300 km / h, couldn’t avoid the accident, and now I'm here."
The third angel: “I am from Slovenia. I bought an Audi, much better than my neighbour had and I died of hunger!"
A man came home one day and said to his wife: “Do you know that our neighbour has a new TV?”
The wife told him to go to a store and buy the best TV on sale.
He did as he was told. After one week the husband came home and told to his wife: “Do you know that our neighbour has bought a new car?” The wife told him to go to the bank, get the money and buy the best car on sale. And after one month the husband said to his wife: “Our neighbour has something new again!” She asked him what it was. He replied: “A new wife!”
What does a Gorenc do when it is cold?
He sits down next to a candle.
What does he do if it gets even colder?
He tunes it.
"Why does our Janez (Johnny) have an E in mathematics?" Johnny’s mother asked his teacher.
"Because," the teacher replied, “we do not have lower grades."