Tale of Two Hostesses
Congratulations!! You’ve decided to host a Passion Party!!
With ways to embrace your relationship …well, you couldn’t say no!!
Here’s a tale of two hostesses, as you can see.
So, read and choose which you will be.
First there was Mary, so proper was she,
her invitations were written in calligraphy.
“I don’t know too many, I’ll just invite 10,
I’m not sure that many chairs will fit in my den.”
Her beautiful catalog sat at home on the table,
“Outside orders? Oh I wasn’t able”
She set a buffet fit for a king,
but forgot to give her guest a reminder ring.
The night of her show, her home looked just great,
so we got out the candles and proceeded to wait.
Only one guest arrived at the party you see.
“WHY”, Mary wondered, “does this happen to me?”
And then there was Patti so excited was she.
She’d already filled out her wish list for me.
She mailed forty invites and then she told
many more people then her house could hold.
People wanted to know what she was talking about,
so she would quickly pull her Passion Parties catalog out.
She talked about the Pure Satisfaction and We-Vibe of quality.
Outside orders were no problem, no not for dear Patti.
She called and reminded them to bring a friend or two,
and said “Your friend will love it and so will you!”
The day of the show she picked up some snacks and then
hurried home to help me unpack.
Guest came in great numbers, overflowing to the door.
They watched at the table, they stood in the door.
The house wasn’t perfect, but they laughed anyway.
They had a great time at the party that day.
The orders were completed, She was happy as can be,
After all, that Patti earned all her stuff for FREE!!
The moral of the story:
Concentrate on your guests, not your home or food!!
Revised Nov 2011
Tale of Two Hostesses
Congratulations!! You’ve decided to host a Passion Party!!
With ways to embrace your relationship …well, you couldn’t say no!!
Here’s a tale of two hostesses, as you can see.
So, read and choose which you will be.
First there was Mary, so proper was she,
her invitations were written in calligraphy.
“I don’t know too many, I’ll just invite 10,
I’m not sure that many chairs will fit in my den.”
Her beautiful catalog sat at home on the table,
“Outside orders? Oh I wasn’t able”
She set a buffet fit for a king,
but forgot to give her guest a reminder ring.
The night of her show, her home looked just great,
so we got out the candles and proceeded to wait.
Only one guest arrived at the party you see.
“WHY”, Mary wondered, “does this happen to me?”
And then there was Patti so excited was she.
She’d already filled out her wish list for me.
She mailed forty invites and then she told
many more people then her house could hold.
People wanted to know what she was talking about,
so she would quickly pull her Passion Parties catalog out.
She talked about the Pure Satisfaction and We-Vibe of quality.
Outside orders were no problem, no not for dear Patti.
She called and reminded them to bring a friend or two,
and said “Your friend will love it and so will you!”
The day of the show she picked up some snacks and then
hurried home to help me unpack.
Guest came in great numbers, overflowing to the door.
They watched at the table, they stood in the door.
The house wasn’t perfect, but they laughed anyway.
They had a great time at the party that day.
The orders were completed, She was happy as can be,
After all, that Patti earned all her stuff for FREE!!
The moral of the story:
Concentrate on your guests, not your home or food!!
Revised Nov 2011