Wasan Hausa Shafi na1 daga cikin Shafuna 5

2006

Turanci / Hausa
Characters:Cast:
Captain CrimsonElaine
Flying Death (ninja)Geneva
Harry WhittingtonIbro
Holy ManKrystel
Spy/assassinNicole / ‘Yan Wasa
Scene One:
[The play opens in a remote forest. A holy man is hard at work making his most magical laya yet.]
Holy Man:It is finished at last! Awesome! This laya is so strong! It can protect anyone who has it.
[In a sudden fervor, two pirates come rushing in from the left.]
Captain Crimson:Ahoy holy man! Your ability to make laya is world famous! I have sailed very far in search of a powerful laya. I plan to battle soon, so I need protection!
Holy Man:This laya has been promised to another. You are unworthy and your intentions are evil, so I refuse to give it to you!
Captain Crimson:If you won’t give it to me, then I’ll take it from you!Arghhh! Now, we shall plunder your booty!
Holy Man:Oh no!
Captain Crimson:Arghhh!
[The holy man gives the pirates all that he has.]
Captain Crimson:You are very lucky! And we are off to begin our plundering…but first we must celebrate this joyous victory with rum and dance!
[The pirates quickly leave. The holy man weeps profusely.]
Scene Two:
[Harry Whittington sits at a desk doing something very important. Out of nowhere, a spy/assassin appears in front of him.]
Harry Whittington:Oh my gosh! Where did you come from?
Spy/Assassin:I am a stealth spy, it is what I do. What do you request from me?
Harry Whittington:I want to go on a hunting trip, but I need protection so I do not get shot. But I have just been informed that the laya I have commissioned from the famous Hausa holy man has been stolen. Retrieve it!
Spy/Assassin:I will do this task.
[Harry Whittington looks down for a second and the spy/assassin is gone. He looks around and is creeped out.]
Scene Three:
[The pirates are back on their ship and celebrating quite wildly due to the success of their raid.]
Captain Crimson:♪♪ Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! ♪♪ [This song should also be accompanied with a dance.]
Arghhh!
[The pirates collapse in a joyful drunken stupor and fall asleep. The spy/assassin oh so quietly enters from the right. He grabs the laya and is gone.]
Scene Four:
[The spy/assassin is taking the laya back to Harry Whittington. While walking through a field, a ninja appear out of the darkness.]
Flying Death:Sir! I followed you from the pirates’ ship. You have taken an awesome laya! I want it for myself! I will fight you for it!
[The ninja launches an all-out attack on the spy/assassin. The spy/assassin makes two quick movements and, in doing so, renders the ninja paralyzed. The ninja falls over.]
Spy/Assassin:I am a beast! I beat this ninja! Wow, this laya must be very powerful!
Scene Five:
[Harry Whittington is brushing his teeth. Then, the spy/assassin is there.]
Harry Whittington:Oh my gosh! How do you keep getting in here? Do you have the laya?
Spy/Assassin:There you are. I have put myself in great danger, so my compensation will be one million dollars.
Harry Whittington:Thank you ever so much! I was so worried since my hunting trip with the Vice President is tomorrow! But now I have no worries, because with this laya I am invincible!
Spy/Assassin:You never know if the laya has been made properly…
[A cat meows, and the spy/assassin vanishes. Harry Whittington smiles excessively due to his good fortune.]