This Is Freakin Hilarious

This is freakin’ hilarious!!!

A coupla English guys asked unsuspecting airport announcers to page fake passengers (a la Bart Simpson). This is what happened…

“We‘d go and sit on the balcony at Heathrow’s Terminal 3, directly under one of the speakers for maximum acoustic effect. We‘d look for a flight that‘d recently arrived from someplace where you‘d expect foreign passengers. Sporting fake limo-driver badges and a handy, we‘d pretend to be unable to pronounce the passenger’s name and ask the announcer to read it from a bit of paper. They did a bang up job.”

Looks Like…

Reads Like…

Sounds Like…

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Arheddis Varkenjaab

and Aywellbe Fayed / I hate this fucking job
and I will be fired. /

Arhevbin Fayed

and Bybeiev Rhibodie / I‘ve just been fired
and bye-bye everybody. /

Aynayda Pizaqvick

and Malexa Kriest / I need a piss quick
and my legs are crossed. /

Awul Dasfilshabeda

and Nowaynayda Zheet / Ah-uh, that feels better
and now I need a shit. /

Makollig Jezvahted

and Levdaroum DeBahzted / My colleague just farted
and left the room, the bastard. /

Steelaygot Maowenbach

and Tuka Piziniztee / Still, I got my own back
and took a piss in his tea. /

“ We got rumbled doing the ‘My colleague just farted’ bit. They actually threatened to arrest us! We toyed with the idea of going back just to see what they’d arrest us for, but decided to hit Gatwick Airport instead. This is the reason the last one sounds crappy ‘cos Gatwick is noisier and the ceilings are higher, and it was difficult to get near a speaker. The lengths we go to to provide entertainment!”