‘Redneck Life’ Party Ideas!!
Exterior: Park extra cars in the lawn and driveway, hoods up, red rags in place of a gas cap, store stuff in the rigs. Do you have an extra siphon hose to lay out? Post big warning signs mentioning weapons and attack dogs. Put some 'For Sale' signs on your stuff.
A porch couch is always a nice touch. Laundry line-extra large undies and bras hanging on it. We bought some of these at Walmart and the Dollar Store. Christmas lights...always. Flamingos. Of course.
Interior: The table in the entry should have a large stack of unopened envelopes with: “Overdue”, “Remit now!”, “Past due”, etc. Have a lot of tipped over empty beer cans and booze bottles, big garbage can in center of the kitchen, pick out some art at The Goodwill to replace yours. Place some beer battles around with candles in them, ash trays, cheap beer flags for curtains. Use the lawn furniture indoors, put ice and beer in the washer machine.
Shoe boxes for dry snacks, buckets and hubcaps for serving. Blue mechanic disposable rags for napkins. Do you have some extra TVs to stack? An 8-track and some tapes perhaps? Throw frayed blankets on the nice furniture to cover it up. If summer, place old Christmas cards on side tables. Put some 'For Sale' signs on your stuff inside as well as outside.
Food: Marshmallow crème, Spam. Lots of spam. Use it as an appetizer,have a Spam Carving Contest with teams of 3. Trophy from The Goodwill with beer and Spam cans attached. Twinkie/Ding Dong cutlets with tooth picks, corndog/tater tot kabobs w/ketchup dip, Velveeta cubes, Poop–on-a-Pringle is refried beans on a Pringle topped with a Vienna sausage (plastic army men on the serving dish is cool for this one). Pink pickled eggs. Pork rinds. Go the the Dollar Store for more amazing snacks. Pick up a few rat traps to set around (not ready to spring).If you want to be all fancy, Google Shredded Pork Sundaes.
Drinks: Beer, R.C. Cola, Red Bull cocktails, Jack Daniel, Mt Dew-aritas. Again, check the Dollar Store for options. It is a GOLD MINE for ideas!
Attire: Trucker hats, mesh shirts, shredded/beaded t-shirts, tube tops, stringy cut-offs, cammy pants, big hair, blue eye shadow, mullets. Hit The Goodwill. You will find SOMETHING.
Prizes for the game: ‘Redneck Life Board Game’ scores are easy to rank for comparing scores and awarding prizes! Your party can host 6 players per game and post all score sheets according to score! Prizes we found at the Dollar Store: Bean bag ashtray, rat traps, toilet shaped candles, siphon hose, fly swatters, 8-track tapes, bar wear, The Goodwill: home décor, black velvet paintings, commemorative steins, shot glasses from anywhere.
Contests of Skill: Spam Carving, Hoop shoot using a toilet seat and a roll of T.P., Beer Can Throw at a Stop Sign for accuracy, beer cap snap for distance, Butt Darts (a quarter dropped into a shot glass on the floor using, well...your cheeks, after backing up 10 feet-holding the quarter in cheeks.) Bobbing for Pigs Feet, Best Costume, Biggest Hair, Tattoos: Teams using the new colorful medium-tip Sharpie Markers, Best Tricked-Out Vehicle Interior, Beer Can Bowling, Hub Cap Hurl. Make a pentathlon!
Have fun and send us some pictures!