By a Terrorist
One day my friend John and I wanted to play football. So we called our friend Max. He picked up the phone we asked him he said sure but he did not finish we heard a grunt and a thud.
Then a new voice was on the phone. It was a Spanish accent. He said the person that you have been speaking to has been TERMINATED. So then John and I asked who is this. The voice answered I am Gearge Cloony but he said you can call him Larry. Then he asked us who we were. We hesitated for a second then I blurted out that we were David Archuleta then Larry turned so nice. Watz up David said Larry. Then I said yeah Larry can you please hold. Sure dog said Larry so then John and I hung up.
Then we called the police. Then the police asked where they were john yelled out California and he hung up. So then we had to call them again and we told them he was at Max’s House so the cops turned around.
Meanwhile at the scene of the crime Larry was still on the phone waiting for David to pick up. Then cops busted threw the door. So then Larry took Max’s dead body and threw it at the police officer and Larry yelled here take dis boy. When it hit the cop he turned paralyzed on the floor.
But there were more cops piling in by the second. Then David Archuleta pulled up and said to Larry to hope in. Larry dove in and David drove away. Then the cops looked around they looked at the dead body and he looked at the paralyzed cop who burst into a coma. So the cops ran out the door.
The After Story
Max is still dead to this very day
The paralyzed cop is still in a coma to this very day
John and Matt disappeared some say they are living with Bigfoot
David and Larry Recorded lots of albums and beat out David Cook