Knock, Knock. Who S There? Water. Water Who? Water You Doing in My House?

• Knock, Knock.
  Who’s there?
  Water.
  Water who?
  Water you doing in my house?
• Knock, Knock.
  Who’s there?
  Isabelle.
  Isabelle who?
  Isabelle necessary on the door?
• Knock knock.
  Who’s there?
  Lettuce!
  Lettuce who?
  Lettuce in!
• Knock knock.
  Who’s there?
  Olive Olive who?
  Olive Harry Potter!
• Knock knock.
• 
  Who’s there?
  Pig
  Pig who?
  Pig up your feet or you’ll Twip!
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Thistle who?
  Thistle have tohold you until dinner’s ready.
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Adolf Adolf who?
  Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat’s why I dawk dis way.
• Knock, Knock.
  Who’s there?
  I love.
  I love who?
  I don’t know, you tell me!
• Knock, Knock.
  Who’s there?
  Police.
  Police who?
  Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Woo.
  Woo, who?
  Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Easter.
  Easter, who?
  The Easter Bunny.
• Knock, knock.
• 
  Who’s there?
  Anna.
  Anna, who?
  Anna nother Easter Bunny!
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Moira. Moira, who?
  Moira Easter Bunnies.
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Howie.
  Howie, who?
  Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Ammonia
  Ammonia who?
  Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage

• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Mary lee
  Mary lee who?
  Mary lee we roll along
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Aardvark
  Aardvark who?
  Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Who.
  Who who?
  Is there an owl in here?
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Andy Green.
  Andy Green, who?
  Andy Green grass grows all around, all around.
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Dwane.
  Dwane who?
  Dwane the bathtub — I’m dwowning!
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  A little old man who can’t reach the doorbell
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Let us
  Let us who?
  Let us in and you will find out

• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Dexter.
  Dexter who?
  Dexter halls with boughs of holly.
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Danielle.
  Danielle who?
  Danielle, I can hear you
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Cargo.
  Cargo, who?
  Cargo vroom vroom on the bunnies!

• Knock knock
  Who’s there?
  Vitamin
  Vitamin who?
  Vitamin in for a party!
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Disney.
  Disney who?
  I just stopped spinning, so I am Disney (dizzy HA, HA)!
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Argue Argue who?
  Are you going to let me in or not!
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Dot.
  Dot who?
  Dots for me to know, and you to find out.

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Banana.
  Banana who?
  Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Banana.
  Banana who?
  Knock knock.
  Who’s there?
  Orange.
  Orange who?
  Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Tick.
  Tick who?
  Tick ‘em up. I’m a tig tad towboy!
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Toby.
  Toby Who?
  Toby or not to be!
• Knock, Knock.
  Who’s there?
  Nobel.
  Nobel who?
  No bell, that’s why I knocked!
• Knock, Knock,
  Who’s there?
  Archie.
  Archie-Who?
  God bless you!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Boo.
  Boo who?
• 
  Don’t cry. It’s only a joke.
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Spider.
  Spider who?
  You tried to hide her but I spied her.
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Amos.
  Amos who?
  A mosquito bit me!

• Knock-Knock
  Who’s there?
  Ice Cream.
  Ice cream who?
  Ice cream every time I see a ghost.
• Knock-Knock
  Who’s there?
  Cash
  Cash who?
  No, thanks. I prefer peanuts.
• Knock-Knock
  Who’s there?
  Butter
  Butter who?
  I butter not tell you
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Accordion.
  Accordion who?
  Accordion to the TV, it’s going to rain tomorrow.
• Knock, Knock
  Who’s there?
  Pencil
  Pencil who?
  Pencil fall down if you don’t have a belt
• Knock, Knock.
  Who’s there?
  Ya
  Ya who?
  What are you getting so excited about?
• Knock, Knock.
  Who’s there?
  Radio
  Radio Who ?
  Radio not , here I come!
• Knock knock
  Who’s there?
  Nobel
  Nobel who?
  No bell so I’ll knock.
• Knock knock
  Who’s there?
  Icy
  Icy who?
  I see your underwear
• Knock knock
  Who’s there?
  Closure
• Closure who?
  Closure mouth when you’re eating!
• Knock knock
  Who’s there?
  Cargo
  Cargo who?
  Car go beep! beep!

• Knock knock
  Who’s there?
  Dime
  Dime who?
  Dime to tell another knock-knock joke
• Knock knock
  Who’s there?
  Icon
  Icon who?
  Icon tell you another knock knock joke. Do you want me to?
• Knock knock
  Who’s there?
  Despair
  Despair who?
  Despair tire is flat
• Knock knock
  Who’s there?
  I used
  I used who?
  I used to be able to reach the doorbell, but now I can’t!
• Knock Knock.
  Who’s there?
  Dwayne.
  Dwayne who?
  Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!
• Knock Knock.
  Who’s there?
  Dewey.
  Dewey who?
  Dewey we have to keep telling these knock knock jokes?
• Knock Knock.
  Who’s there?
  Daisy!
  Daisy who?
  Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!
• Knock Knock.
  Who’s there?
  Tank!
  Tank who?
  You’re welcome!
• Knock, Knock.
  Who’s there?
  Aware.
  Aware who?
  Aware, aware have my little sheep gone?
• Knock, Knock.
  Who’s there?
  Chimney.
  Chimney who?
  Chimney cricket!
  Have you seen Pinocchio?
• Knock Knock
  Who’s there?
  Spank
  Spank who?
  Spank you
• Knock Knock
  Who’s there?
  Wendy
  Wendy Who?
  Wendy Red Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbing’ Along…
• Knock Knock?
  Who’s there?
  Doctor
  Doctor Who?
  You just said it!
• Knock Knock.
  Who’s there?
  Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
  Butch, Jimmy and Joe who?
  Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a little kiss and let’s Joe places!
• Knock-knock. Who’s there?
  Who.
  Who, who?
  What are you, some kind of owl?
• Knock-knock.
  Who’s there?
  Moo.
  Moo, who?
  Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?
• Knock knock
  Who’s there?
  Theodore
  Theodore who?
  Theodore is stuck and it won’t close
• Knock knock
  Who’s there?
  Bow! Bow who?
  Not bow who, bow wow!
• Knock knock
  Who’s there?
  Ivan.
  Ivan who?
  Ivan to suck your blood!!
• Knock, knock
  Who’s There?
  Gorilla
  Gorilla Who?
  Gorilla me a hamburger, I’m hungry.
• Knock, knock
  Who’s There?
  Cow-go
  Cow-go Who?
  No, Cow go MOO!!!

• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Centipede.
  Centipede who?
  Centipede on the Christmas tree.
• Knock, knock,
  Who’s there?
  Lettuce.
  Lettuce who?
  Lettuce in!!

• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Max
  Max who?
  Max no difference
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Police
  Police who?
  Police let us in; it’s cold out here.
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there? Tarzan
  Tarzan who?
  Tarzan stripes forever.
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Dishes.
  Dishes who?
  Dishes me.
  Who ish you?
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Eileen.
  Eileen who?
  Eileen down to tie my shoe.
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Norma Lee
  Norma Lee who?
  Normalee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Wendy
  Wendy who?
  Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock.
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Sara
  Sara who?
  Sara doctor in the house?
• Knock, knock
  Who’s there?
  Yule
  Yule who?
  Yule never know.
• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Ben.
  Ben who?
  Ben over and kiss me!!!
• Knock, Knock.
  Who’s there?
  A little girl.
  A little girl who?
  A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!
• Knock, Knock.
  Who’s there?
  Madam.
  Madam who?
  Madam, my finger is stuck in the door!
• Knock knock
  Who’s there?
  Omelet
  Omelet who?
  Omelet smarter than I look!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy bit me again!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Les
Les who?
Les go for a swim!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for supper!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sarah
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Stop crying, it's just a joke!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive You!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
House
House who?
House it going?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harry
Harry Who?
Harry Up and open this door

The Matthews
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking on your door all afternoon!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Woody.
Woody who?
Woody you want!!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hutch.
Hutch who?
Oops, I'm out of Kleenex!