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WELCOME TO THE SHOW!

I worked really hard last night to come up with this – and I’m excited that it’s now ready to go. It’s the (JOCK SHOW) Play At Home Game! It comes complete with everything you see here. Including a tiny microphone, a tiny pair of headphones, and a tiny boss holding a tiny cattle prod.

BIBLE VERSE OF THE DAY

“Oh, the depth and riches of the wisdom and the knowledge of God! How unsearchable his judgments, and his paths beyond tracing out.” --Romans 11:33 New International Version

Before the mountains were born or you brought forth the earth and the world, from everlasting to everlasting you are God. For a thousand years in your sight are like a day that has just gone by, or like a watch in the night. — Psalm 90:2 and 4

Wisdom is a shelter as money is a shelter, but the advantage of knowledge is this: that wisdom preserves the life of its possessor. — Ecclesiastes 7:12

HEARTLIGHT DAILY VERSE, PRAYER & THOUGHT

(From VerseOfTheDay.com)

Be very careful, then, how you live — not as unwise but as wise, making the most of every opportunity, because the days are evil. — Ephesians 5:15

Thought: Living with urgency doesn't mean living recklessly. It means living with a holy abandon to honor God and with a holy passion to make each moment count for righteousness. That means we must be intentional about our choices, taking care that we use our moments wisely as we live a life of character different from the world around us because we are dedicated to Jesus.

Prayer: Fill me with wisdom, O God, that I may honor you with my choices and use of time today and everyday. Protect me from the deceptive influences of the evil one and grant me a holy and productive use of the time you bless me with each day. In the name of Jesus my Lord, I pray. Amen.

The Thoughts and Prayers for Today's Verse are written by Phil Ware. You can email questions or comments to .

“BIRTHDAYVERSE” OF THE DAY

The chapter and verse corresponds to the month and the day!

Galatians 6:9 NIV = Let us not become weary in doing good, for at the proper time we will reap a harvest if we do not give up.

TODAY ISTHURSDAY –JUNE 09, 2016

(NOTE: Some holidays may be duplicated due to various calendars reporting conflicting dates)
WEIRD, WACKY, STRANGE, ZANY, ODD, BIZARRE, QUIRKY, UNUSUAL HOLIDAYS!
THERE ARE ONLY198SHOPPING DAYSUNTIL CHRISTMAS.

This is FAMILIES IN BUSINESS WEEK. ***MARLAR: Let’s hear it for nepotism! Yay! (I have to be positive about this because the owner's daughter is in the other room answering phones and she can hear me.)

This is MEET A MATE WEEK. ***MARLAR: While this week is intended for singles to go out and meet other singles, married folks could use it as an excuse to make friends in Australia. Or maybe choose a different creamer for your coffee.

This is COACHES WEEK. ***MARLAR: And if you don’t like it you can shut up and take a lap.

TODAY IS ALSO. . .

Donald Duck Day

International Archives Day

Toy Industry Day

World APS Day

COMING UP NEXT

FRIDAY, JUNE 10

Alcoholics Anonymous (Founders) Day

Ball Point Pen Day

Iced Tea Day

Banana Split Day

National Lemonade Day

Poultry Day

SATURDAY, JUNE 11

Abused Women and Children’s Awareness Day

Belmont Stakes

Corn on the Cob Day

International Young Eagles Day

Missing Mutts Awareness Day

National Cotton Candy Day

National Making Life Beautiful Day

National Rose’ (wine) Day

Queen’s Official Birthday

World Bike Naked Day ***Umm, we’d rather you didn’t.

World Gin Day

SUNDAY, JUNE 12

Children’s Sunday

Crowded Nest Awareness Day

Loving Day

Multicultural American Child Day

National Jerky Day

National Peanut Butter Cookie Day

Race Unity Day

Superman Day

World Day Against Child Labor

MONDAY, JUNE 13

(NONE TODAY)

TUESDAY, JUNE 14

Army’s Birthday

Family History Day

Flag Day

National Bourbon Day

Pause for the Pledge Day

World Blood Donor Day

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 15

Global Wind Day

Magna Carta Day

Native American Citizenship Day

Nature Photography Day

National Day of Prayer for Law Enforcement Officers

World Elder Abuse Awareness Day

Worldwide Day of Giving

THURSDAY, JUNE 16

Bloomsday

Career Nurse Assistants Day

Fudge Day

Ladies’ Day (Baseball)

Dump the Pump Day

Recess At Work Day

ON THIS DAY

1869: Charles Elmer Hires sold his first root beer in Philadelphia.

1915: Les Paul was born in Waukesha, Wisconsin. In the 1940s and '50s he transformed popular music by inventing the modern solid-body electric guitar (Patent Number 3,018,680). In 2005, he was inducted into the Inventor Hall of Fame.

1970: Princeton University bestowed an honorary Doctorate of Music degree on Bob Dylan. ***MARLAR: He was then asked to speak to the class but nobody understood a word he said.

1972: Elvis Presley's press agent announced that Elvis was available for an interview for $120,000.

1973: Secretariat became horse racing's first Triple Crown winner in 25 years by winning the Belmont Stakes.

1978: Heavyweight boxing champ Ken Norton lost the world title he never won, losing a split decision to challenger Larry Holmes. The World Boxing Confederation had simply given the crown to top contender Norton when it stripped the title from Leon Spinks.

1958: Sheb Wooley’s "The Purple People Eater" hit #1 in the U.S. and stayed there for six weeks. Sheb’s second-highest song came in 1962 when "That’s My Pa" reached #51. His country novelties, recorded as Ben Colder, never made the pop charts. (audio clip)

1984: Martina Navratilova beat Chris Evert at Wimbledon, earning a $1-million bonus for winning the French Open, the U.S. Open, and Wimbledon.

1989: Jane Foster and Deanna Brasseur became Canada's first two female fighter pilots available for combat roles, possibly the world's first.

1993: The U.S. Post Office unveiled its rock and rhythm-and-blues Legends of American Music stamp series, featuring Elvis Presley, Dinah Washington, Buddy Holly, Otis Redding, Bill Haley, Ritchie Valens, and Clyde McPhatter.

1994: In North Yorkshire, England, car thieves stole British Home Secretary Michael Howard’s bulletproof car while he was a attending a meeting of police chiefs. The car was found later minus all four wheels.

1996: Critics chased director Osama Fawzi from a movie seminar in Cairo, expressing their opinions loudly about his Devils of the Asphalt, which examined perversion among Cairo’s minibus drivers. They didn’t like the film.

1997: In Santa Monica, California, guests at the premier of the movie "Dream With The Fishes" celebrated afterward by bowling nude at a nearby rented alley. Not everyone was nude—some wore boxer shorts with the film’s logo. The movie had a nude bowling scene.

2003: Hundreds of tons of human waste leaked from containers, sparking a health concern at a fertilizer plant in Trosa, Sweden. Trosa, as newspapers gleefully pointed out, is what Swedes call women's panties.

TODAY IN CHRISTIAN HISTORY

68: Nero Claudius Caesar, the ruler to whom the Apostle Paul appealed for justice (Acts 25:10) and who ordered the first imperial persecution of Christians died.

597: Columba, Irish missionary to Scotland and founder of a monastery on the island of Iona, dies at age 76. Though more monk than missionary, he established churches that went on, in time, to evangelize the Picts and the English.

1549: England's Act of Uniformity, passed by Parliament in January, takes effect. The act ordered that religious services be consistent throughout the country, using Thomas Cranmer's Book of Common Prayer.

1784: Pope Pius VI names John Carroll, the first Roman Catholic bishop in the United States, as superior of the American mission.

1834: William Carey, often called "the father of modern Protestant missions" dies, having spent 41 years in India without a furlough. His mission could count only about 700 converts, but he had laid a foundation of Bible translations, education, and social reform. He also inspired the missionary movement of the nineteenth century, especially with his cry, "Expect great things; attempt great things".

HOLLYWOOD, SPORTS AND CELEBRITY FIGURE BIRTHDAYS

  • Actress (Stars Wars 1, 2 and 3) Natalie Portman, 35(Being Queen Amidala's birthday,it's a three-day weekend on Naboo!)
  • Actress (“ER”) Gloria Reuben, 52 (audio clip)
  • Actor (Finding Neverland, Pirates of the Caribbean, Edward Scissorhands, “21 Jump Street”) Johnny Depp, 53 (audio clip)
  • Actor (“Spin City,”Back to the Future, Alex on “Family Ties”) Michael J. Fox, 55 (audio clip)

BEE-BOP BIRTHDAYS

(Music Artist Birthdays From SongFacts.com)

1865 : Carl Nielsen

1891 : Cole Porter

1915 : Les Paul

1929 : Johnny Ace

1934 : Jackie Wilson

1941 : Jon Lord (Deep Purple, Whitesnake)

1947 : Mick Box (Uriah Heep)

1949 : George Bunnell (The Strawberry Alarm Clock)

1950 : Trevor Bolder (Uriah Heep, Wishbone Ash)

1967 : Dean Felber (Hootie & the Blowfish)

1967 : Dean Dinning (Toad The Wet Sprocket)

1970 : Ed Simons (The Chemical Brothers)

SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE

Why do we call someone who'll write almost anything for money a "hack?"

Well it's not because they sometimes feel like taking an axe to their clients. The origin of the word lies not in a sharp temper--or wit--but rather in the animal kingdom. Hack is short for "hackney," a word that since the 13th century has meant an ordinary horse, an animal that was not a thoroughbred or war horse used by a knight but rather just an everyday nag useful for mundane tasks. In other words, a horse that did the drudge work. After a century or so the word also came into use for a horse that could be hired out. By the 16th century it was being applied to people who did work for hire. Two hundred years later hackney became hack. So if you're a hack, you're considered "nobody." I hope that doesn't hack you off!

CHRISTIAN ARTIST NEWS

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In late May Brandon Heath announced plans to send 21 kids to camp. It's been 21 years since Brandon was saved at a young life camp and he wants to insure that other kids have the same opportunity. This week Brandon announced: We are only five kids away from our goal!!! You guys are amazing!!! Can't believe your generosity. 5 more kids to camp and we've got a full cabin of kids!

Chris August is working on projects around the home this week. He first posted as picture as he was installing a new storm door and then shared another picture as he and his wife pulled weeds in preparation for planting new foliage around their new home. But Chris did find a way to save time. He posted: Put my swim suit and crocs on while doing yard work so I can just hose myself off afterwards.

Aaron Shust has been busy since arriving home from Hawaii. He says his first job after arriving back in Pennsylvania was to cut the grass. The second item on his to do list sounds like more fun. He and his two oldest boys toured Heinz Field, the home of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Several Christian artists are joining together in the fight against cancer through an organization called Band Against Cancer. Selah member Todd Smith recently posted: We found out a year ago that my dad, Jim, had a very aggressive form of Leukemia. By the grace of God, the miracle of modern medicine, and brilliant doctors and nurses he now shows no signs of cancer. Meanwhile, the Newsboys recently also promoted the organization, posting with the hashtag BandAgainstCancer on National Cancer Survivors day. They say: If you have cancer or have questions about cancer go to bandagainstcancer.com

Just in time for Fathers day, the You Version Bible site is out with a 5-day devotional centered around Chris Tomlin's single "Good Good Father." The devotional explores our relationship to God as his children and God's love for us as our Father. This is the perfect devotional to prepare for Father's Day, or to simply uncover our identity as children of God. Access the free devotional here:

Worship leader Paul Baloche is fishing in Montana this week and it looks like the fishing is going well. Paul posted: Catching lots of 'Rainbow Trout' today in Montana. He says one person in their boat caught nearly 30 trout. Paul added: Grateful for a few days away.

Congrats to Rend Collective's Ali and Gareth. They are celebrating the birth of a baby boy. Their record company posted this week: Lochlainn Fynn Gilkeson has arrived and his big brother is pumped.

NEWS KICKERS

(No news on the weekends.)

NEW NEWS KICKERS…

Police in Connecticut (Manchester) arrested two people after an argument at a buffet got out of hand. Police say an argument over crab legs at the buffet escalated into a physical confrontation. One of the suspects lost a tooth. ***WhichI’d suspect would make it difficult to eat those crab legs you were arguing over–soI guess the other guy wins!

A survey of cell phone users found that almost nine in 10 say they encounter others using those phones in an annoying way but only 8 percent thought their own use of cell phones is sometimes rude. ***It’s the exact same ratio as people who think they are great drivers while all other drivers are idiots.

Two men arrested after a traffic stop in Florida recently were found to be carrying more than 500 grams of cocaine wrapped up in a cereal box. ***Now THAT is whatI call Frosted Flakes!

A new underwater Airbnb has visitors literally sleeping with the fishes. According to ABC, the web site that lets you rent rooms worldwide now offers a bedroom inside a shark tank at an Aquarium in Paris, France. The room is surrounded by the glass walls of a tank that is home to 35 sharks. ***Unfortunately, all that water means while you’re in bed you always have the urge to pee.

Schools around the country are adding yoga programs, which have proven to help reduce students’ stress and anxiety levels. But Bullard Elementary School in Kennesaw, Georgia, has decided to make changes to its yoga classes after Christian parents complained about the Hindu origins of the exercises. *** Yet these are the same people that are completely fine on Halloween giving kids candy in out of their car trunks in the church parking lot.

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie claims that Donald Trump is “not a racist.” ***Gee, I wonder who Donnie might be considering as a VP.

NEWS KICKER EVERGREENS…

Medical research from leading hospitals and universities across the U.S. has shown conclusively a belief in God really IS good for you, making you healthier and happier, and helping you live longer. Duke University’s Harold G. Koenig, M.D. say "Studies have shown prayer can prevent people from getting sick — and when they do get sick, prayer can help them get better faster.” After an exhaustive analysis of more than 1,500 reputable medical studies, Dr. Koenig found that the studies “indicates people who are more religious and pray more have better mental and physical health.” ***MARLAR: On the reverse, people who are anti-religious seem to get sick at people even talking about God–but that’slikely a personality problem.

Ever thrown money around when an attractive woman was watching? Men are more generous around attractive women, according to a recent study. British researchers found that men contributed more winnings to charity when they were being watched by a beautiful woman than when they were playing alone or being watched by another man. Men may be showing off to potential mates according to the report. ***MARLAR: In other words, “Hey, Baby – here’s how much money I could be blowing on YOU instead of these ORPHANS…”

Swedish scientists say they have developed a way to keep people from remembering horrible events. ***MARLAR: Here in America we already have that – it's called Happy Hour.

A Norwegian study has found that divorce rates are far higher among “modern” couples who share the housework than in those where the woman does the lion’s share of the chores. In what appears to be a slap in the face for gender equality, the report found the divorce rate among couples who shared housework equally was around 50 per cent higher than among those where the woman did most of the work. ***MARLAR: Yess! Validation for my lifestyle!