Published Nov. 2017
Nov. Meeting this Saturday
Holiday Dinner NEXT Saturday
Sigma Nu Rho
The November meeting will be our normal monthly meeting.
Dec. 2 will be the holiday dinner with the group meeting at the hotel by 7:30 and going to the dinner about 8:00
Starting in January, I will not be reserving a meeting room unless I know there will be enough members to justify the room. We will instead meet in the changing room. I will post a note in my car window with the room number, or you could ask at the desk. We would then go to the dinner and there would be no meeting fee for that night.
NJ Support
There is no meeting in December. All are invited to the Sigma Nu Rho dinner.
Lehigh Valley Meeting
The speaker this month was an endocrinologist from St. Luke’s Hospital. His discussion was very informative and the entire presentation was excellent.
King of Prussia
The holiday party was the main topic, with Angela’s Lounge also being discussed.
A cruise on the Rhine River next year was also discussed.
New members
If you contact anyone who might want to come to a meeting, remember the basic requirement is that you meet them before you tell them where we meet. Any member can bring a guest or prospective new member but you must meet them in person first.
Glamour Boutique
Voucher Code to use on whenever you wish to place an order is:
PC10
There is no minimum; no date expirationand our members can use the code over and over. The Code should be ordered when checking out - there's a Voucher field and once you add in the Code the deduction will be made. Alternatively, we have our phones open 7 days weeks and girls are free to call
us on 1-888 721 8688 to place orders or to ask any questions regarding sizing or anything else.
Tel: 973 226 5588 Fax: 973 226 5589
MEETING DATES
Nov 25 Sigma Nu Rho
Dec 2 NJ Support – SNR
Holiday Dinner
Dec 9 Lehigh Valley Holiday Dinner
Dec 16 Renaissance Holiday Party
Dec 17-24 Diet
Dec 25 OFF DIET
HUMOR
Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greetingthem at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend :
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When Iopened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a maskover my eyes. Whenhe came in the door and saw me he said,
" What's for dinner, Zorro?"
An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is
driving home from the city one night and, of course his car is weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over.
"So," says the cop to the driver, "where
have ya been?"
" Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.
” Well," says the cop, "it lookslike you've had quite a few to drink this evening."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
”Did you know," say's the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that
a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thanks heavens," sighs the drunk.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."