Questions Children Ask : the Ones the Kids Aren T Afraid to Ask but You Re Too Afraid to Answer

Questions children ask : The ones the kids aren’t afraid to ask …………but you’re too afraid to answer!!

Examples :

Where did I come from?
What does sexy mean?
Am I sexy?
What does gay mean?
What does paedophile mean?
How do you get AIDS?
When will I start my periods?
When will I get breasts?
How do you stop having a baby?
Why do some people get married and some do not?
What does having an abortion mean?
What is a condom?
What is oral sex?
What is safer sex?
How do you know if you are pregnant?
Why do boys get circumcised?
Does sex have to hurt?
They keep calling me a poofter….why?
How do you put on a condom?
Why do boys get ‘hard-ons’?
What do gays actually do?
What contraceptive do you use Miss?
What is anal sex?
Abortion’s wrong isn’t it?
What is a clit?
What is a wanker?
Could I get HIV?
What do lessies actually do ?
I hurt ‘down there’….what can I do ?
How do girls /boys masturbate?
Why do some people use porn?
Do some people have sex with animals? Is it illegal?
Why do some people go to prostitutes? How much does it cost?
Can you get pregnant if you have sex standing up?
What is anal sex?
What is a 69?
Can I use clingfilm if I don’t have a condom?
Can you get wet dreams in the class?
Can you get pregnant doing it standing up?
Why do you masturbate? How do you masturbate?
What’s a wet dream?
What are sex toys?
We want you to shut the curtains cos we are embarrassed is that okay?
How do gays and lesbians actually have sex?
What is a blow job?
What is a rainbow kiss?
What would you do if you wanted a sex change?
What do you do if you think you’re gay?
Vibrators, what are they for?
What is a transexual?
How will I know when I’ve gone far enough?
What is the purpose of pubic hair?
I have been asked to go out with someone I dinna really fancy on the promise of a blow job – what should I do?
What happens if you get stuck?
What is so great about sex?
Why does my willy go hard?
Do you do it?/How do you do it?
What is an orgasm?
Why do you have flavoured condoms?
Worried about having a wet dream when away on the school trip.
How do you masturbate?
What is a camel toe?
Do you get twins if you do it twice?
What age are you when you take the condom off?
Can you become pregnant if you are a lesbian?
Am I a virgit/virgin?
How do you have homosexual sex?
Can you get pregnant from a penis up the bottom?
What is a pervert?
What is rape?
Where do Siamese twins come from?
What size should my penis be?
Child blurts out in class that their parents are HIV positive – what do you do?
What’s a Dental Dam?
How often do you have sex miss?
Is sex good?
Is it okay to have dry sex?
How do men have anal sex?
Why does he have man boobs?
What other flavours of condoms are there?
How big can a bust grow?
Are you on your period?
If a blue condom bursts do you have a blue baby?
Tell us about the sex change man who had a baby?
Do you have tae have sex?
Some babies are born with deformities – will that happen to me?
How long does sex last?
How do you know if a girl is turned on?
What is a 96?
Is anal sex sore?
Periods are God’s way of cleansing wimmen! What do you think Miss?
Do you spit or swallow?
Can I have sex with you?
Why would someone enjoy fisting?
Have boys got a clitoris up their bum?
What’s your favourite position?
How many times do you masturbate?
How did STIs first start if they are passed on?
What’s pencil and sharpener mean?
What do you mean, there are different family situations?
What is a dildo?
Do you have to have sex again if you want a second baby?
I am having a sleepover with friends will/can a wet dream happen then?
What’s teabagging?
Tell me about same sex relationships. I really want to know.
Can you take me to the doctor to get the pill?
How come twins can be different colours/different genders?
Can it get stuck?
Do other people in the family have wet dreams?
What happens if you take it up the bum?
Do you know where dogging happens in Huntly?
What’s wedding tackle?
What’s a virgin?
Do you shag your partner?
Are you married? Have you any bairns? Are you aye trying?
What’s ejaculation?
Colleague asks you: Can you do the contraception talk with me?
How do you actually do sexual intercourse?
Can you get pregnant doing oral sex?
How do you get the penis into the bellybutton?
Do you know the lanes in Queens Cross?
Can you get pregnant doing anal sex?
Have you ever slept with a woman?
Is anal sex okay?
How do you make it not sore?
How do you do positions e.g. spoons?
Can you have sex with your sister?
Do you know what a Mars Bar is?
Is a wet dream the same as peeing the bed?
Anal sex – have you had it?
How many holes does a woman have?
When is the right time to have a baby?
What is a cheese string?
Do women come like men?
Is anal sex sore?
Is sex sore?
Do you masturbate?
Why do you want to have sex?
What happens if girls take Viagra?
Why aren’t the boys getting the HPV vaccination?
Can you pee when using tampax?
My mum said that if I have sex before I’m 16 I’ll die?
How do gay men actually get HIV?
Do dildos have batteries?
Do boys get periods?
What are crabs?
Are vibrators for old wifies with no husbands?
Do you suck or blow?
What is a Blue Waffle?
Where are orgasms kept?
What is a blow job?
What is the difference between erratic and erotic boulders?
How can you have a child if you are not married?
If I pierced the end of the condom can I still fall pregnant?
How do boys masturbate?
How do girls masturbate?
What age is the right age to have sex?
Why do his hands smell of fish?
Are you still producing eggs?
Are you still a virgin?
What happens to the baby after an abortion?
Do hamsters have wet dreams?
What does sperm look like?
Can you have sex with a duck?
What happens if I get cervical cancer? (Boy’s Question)
Why do women scream when having sex?
What’s motting?
If a vagina is a hole, why don’t things fall out of it?