The visitor
Cast: Narrator Tom Mary Inspector Big Inspector Green Zog(Alien) Bongo (alien) Zig (alien)
Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, we present “The visitor” . Scene One, in space.
Sound: spaceship noises
Zog: Where am I, where am I? Where is my map?
Bongo: Look, a planet, a big blue planet.
Zog: Let’s visit the big blue planet.
Sound: spaceship noises
Narrator. Scene Two, in a school
Mary: Hello, how are you?
Tom: Fine, thanks. And you?
Mary: Fine, thanks. Can I borrow a pen?
Tom: Here you are.
Mary: Thank you. How do you say “Lapiz”in English?
Tom: Pencil. Can you pass the rubber, please?
Mary: Here you are.
Tom: Thank you.
Mary: How do you spell “Happy”?
Tom: H…A…P…P…Y
Mary: Thank you.
Sound: spaceship landing
Tom: What’s that?
Mary: It’s a spaceship.
Tom: The door is opening!
Sound: door opening and footsteps
Zog: I….am….an…..alien.
Tom: What’s your name?
Zog: My name is Zog.
Mary: Where are you from?
Bongo: We …am…from…the planet ….. Zongo.
Wendy: How old are you?
Zog: I …am…… two hundred years old.
Tom: What’s that?
Bongo: This is my radio.
Sound: beeping noise of radio
Mary: What’s that?
Zog: This is my space gun!
Sound: gun firing everywhere
Tom, Mary: Aaaahhh!!!!!!!! Help! Help!
Tom, Mary: Call the police, call the police!
Wendy: Police, I am in the school, help, help!
Zog, Bongo: Hands up! You ….are .our…… prisoners.
Sound:Police siren
Inspector Big: We are strong.
Inspector Green: We are fast.
Inspector Big,Green: We are ….the police!
Inspector Big: My name is Inspector Big.
Inspector Green: My name is Inspector Green.
Inspector Big: What is the problem?
Tom, Mary: There is an alien!
Inspector Bog, Green: Don’t be silly! Aliens don’t exist!
Zog, Bongo: Hello
Inspector Big,Green: It’s ...it’s ...it’s an alien! Aaaahh!
Zog, Bongo: You …..are …….my…….. prisoners.
Inspector Big,Green: Stop!
Sound: Space gun firing
Everyone: Aaahhhh!!!!!!!
Sound: Space ship landing
Tom, Mary: What’s that?
Inspector Big,Green: It’s another spaceship!
Tom, Mary: The door is opening.
Sound: Space ship door opening, then footsteps.
Zig: Stop!
Everyone: Who are you?
Zig: I ….am….Zig. I …am….Zog and Bongo’s mother! Zog! Bongo!
Zog, Bongo: Yes, mummy.
Zig: You are a very bad boy. Come home now!
Zog, Bongo: Yes, mummy. Goodbye.
Everyone: Goodbye.
Sound: Footsteps and space ship taking off
Everyone: The end
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