Xwf Pay-Per-Views

XWF PAY-PER-VIEWS

JANUARY-FROSTBITE

'Wish' by Alien Ant Farm plays, and a shower of blue and white sparks falls, making it look like to glowing waterfalls are coming from the pyros.
Tonto: "Here it is! Frostbite! The event we've been lookign forward to all month is finally here!"
Bingo Jim: "Oh yeah. Hell has frozen over! The time has come to see who the best really is!"
1.) Tag Team Title Match
Hio Boby & Super Beast (c) vs. Beam & Bar
The Blood Crew walked out on stage, handing the belts to the ref. 'Control' then hit, while Beam and Bar came down, accompanied by Ice. They slid in the ring, and took position. Beam was in first, against Hio. The bell rang, and the two went at it. They tied up, and Hio dove in toward his legs. He went into a spinebuster, then a lionsault, then covered, but only got a two count. Beam stood up, kicked Hio, then went into an Ore. Hio rolled over, and Beam again attacked him. He faught him down flat, lifted his leg, then proceeded to but in a Turk. Hio struggled to break free, as the ref counted to 2. Hio hit the ropes, and an angry Beam stood up. Beam tagged in Bar, who went in for a Steel, but Hio escaped and tagged Super Beast. The Beast beat Bar to a pulp. Bar finally escaped the beatings, and tagged his partner back. Beam ran in, but got clotheslined down. SB stomped all over the braken down Beam, then dropped and pinned to retain the title!
A.P.: "Don't worry Ghost. If that guy doesn't release your friends after the match, not only will I drop the deal, but I will sue him. And I'll tell you where he lives."
Ghost: "Thanks."
A.P.: "Oh, by the way, tommorrow, could you stop by my locker room?"
Ghost: "Sure."
2.) Singles Title Match
Hip Hopper vs. Videl
Hip Hopper's music played, as the Singles champ danced out to the ring. Then, with no surprise, Videl's music played, and the beutiful she-devil walked out, smiling. She climbed in the ring, and the bell rang. Hip Hopper went to work on Videl, obviously ignorign the rule 'don't hit a lady.' He tore her up, and then an angry Lance wlked down.
Bingo Jim: "He can't be out here."
Tonto: "Technically, he's fine as long as he doesn't enter the ring."
Hip Hopper stared at Lance, while Videl stood up and tossed him out! Lance then went over, lifted Hip Hopper, and punched him! He stomped on him, then rolled him back in, where Videl started fighting him. Hip Hopper stood up, and got kicked in the gut, then hit a Falling Jawbreaker, and pinned. The ref counted. 1, 2, 3!
Codfish cautiously walked down the hall.
Kidman: "Codfish!"
He turned around.
Kidman: "Good Luck."
He began to walk away, but A.P. stopped him.
A.P.: "Hey, come here. I want to show you a move."
Codfish followed him into his locker room.
3.) Ghost vs. kidnapper
Bingo Jim: "This is Ghost's last match... kind of makes you sad to think that such a great wrestler is leaving."
Tonto: "I know... Something I'm looking forward to in this match though is to see who is the 49% owner of XWF."
The low pitched buzz of Super Beast played, which turned into the tune of Ghost's music. He walked out to the ring, and stood, ready. He waited. The suspension built up. The crowd grew tense. Everyone waited. Then, over the speekers came the sound of 'Ace of Spades' by Motorhead. And the hearts of the hundreds of fans in the arena sank, as the familiar face of Slash walked out, smiling. Slash climbed in and held his arms up to a bunch of boos form the crowd. Ghost made the first move.
He immediatly Chokeslammed the former SWL owner, then stompped on him. He turned him over, and put in a Haunted House. He wouldn't pin though, instead he kicked him. He backed away, allowing Slash to get up. He then went in on a Haunting Verticle Drop, and hit another Haunted House. He gave Slahs another Chokeslam, then covered the bloody mess. One. Two. Three. The bell rang, and Ghost slowly left the ring. When he reached the ramp, Thor and Shadow Lord came down to escort their friend backstage.
4.) Feude Ending Triple Threat Match for Hardcore Title
Codfish vs. Husker (c) vs. Bad Kill
Codfish's music played, as he walked down the aisle, and waited for Husker and Bad Kill. He piled weapons into the ring, and the others entered. The tension built, and the bell rang. Husker attacked Codfish, as Bad Kill got a chair ready. He smacked Husker in the back. The big H turned around, and dished out the punishment to him. Codfish picked up a garbage can, and hit Bad Kill in the back. BK turned around, but got hit by a low-blow. Codfish then but BK in a headlock, chopped the leg, and DDT'ed him! BK fell, motionless. As Codfish stood back up, Husker hit him with a street sign. Codfish rolled out of the ring, as Husker tossed a trash can onto him, then gave him a Frog Splash. Husker helped Codfish up, but went into a brainbuster. Then, Thrill Kill walked down. Husker tried to attack him, but TK battled back. The two fought it out for a while, but Husker finally managed to smack him in the back with a chair. Thrill Kill fell, and Husker went to set up a table to put him through. But Logan came. Husker tried to do the same to him, but Logan DDT'ed him, then rolled him in. Logna stood, gettign ready to throw Husker over the ropes, through the table. But he didn't see Codfish until it was too late. Codfish made a miraculous drop kcik into Logan, sending him through the tabel. Bad Kill got up, too. He gave Codfish a Super Kick, then turned to Huserk. Husker gave him a Husker Slam though, right into a trash can! Dan wa the next to get involved. He fought against Husker, erupting a brotherly battle. But it ended when Dan punched Husker out! It looked like the end. However, Codfish got back up, and gave Dan a Bulldog! He laid there, while Codfish turned around, and gave Husker the special DDT! He covered. 1... 2... 3!

FEBRUARY-PYROMANIA

"How to Make a Monster" played, and the pyros went nuts for about five minutes.
Bingo Jim: "What's the matter with the fire?"
Tonto: "It's Pyromania! Kicking off from Salt Lake City, Utah!"
Bingo Jim: "That's right! This ends the 'celebrate the olympics' theme week!"
1.) Tiple Threat Two Falls Match
Kidman vs. Codfish vs. Thrill Kill vs. Husker
1st Fall-Cruiserweight Title
'Then the Morning Comes', by Smash Mouth, hits, as the crowd cheers and holds up signs, adn Kidman makes his way to the ring. Next Codfish's song played, and he walked down, and handed his belt to the ref, then took position in the ring. Thrill Kill came too, and also gave his belt, but went to attack Codfish. Kidman came to his rescue, and the ref tried to stop the action until Husker got down there. Finally he did, and the match was underway! Unfortunately, there was no ref; for he had been knocked out! Husker attacked Codfish, while Kidman beat down on Thrill Kill. TK kicked him in the face though, and got up. Thrill Kill punched him, and then kicked him, and followed it with a piledriver! Kidman remained on the ground, and TK tried to stomp him. But Kidman grabbed his foot and tripped him! Kidman stood up, climbed the turnbuckle, and delivered a frog splash! The new ref counted, but he was interrupted, and began counting Husker's pin! Kidman, angry, got up and kicked Husker, Husker got up, and the two engaged in serious battle, whiel a woosy Codfish crawled over and covered Thrill Kill, to winthe first fall!
2nd Fall-Hardcore Title
Kidman immediatly kicked Husker, and jumped out, and got out a Baseball Bat. He dragged it in the ring, but got a Husker kick. Kidman fell back, and Husker jumped the rope, and pinned. But the ref wouldn't count! Husker asked why, and the ref said that Codfish had already won! Hukser looked in the ring, and they were still just laying there! Husker got up and climbed in, but so did Kidman, He climbed the top rope, and gave Husker a Flying Dansal Express! He then rolled over Codfish, and covered him. The ref counted, because of the 24/7 rule, KImdna won! He grabbed his belt, rolled out of the ring, and walked backstage!
Tonto: "Who could've seen that?"
Bingo Jim: "The one guy who voted for Codfish in the poll, maybe..."
Tonto: "Yeah, well."
2.) Heavyweight Title Match
Symbol vs. Garbage Can (c)
Symbol entered first, and took his corner, and waited patiently until GC came out with his belt. His 'I'm gonna beat this punk' attitude, though, was broken when Symbol attacked him. Symbol beat on him like nothing. He covered, and would've gotten a two count, but he reached up and put GC's foot on the rope. He got up, and bounced GC off the ropes, then gave him a dropkick, and pinned again, to get the title!
A limo pulled up and Greg walked over to it and opened the door. A man stepped out, wearing all black. Greg wouldn't allow the cammera's to see his face, however. As they walked away, you could barely make out a bit of light-brown hair in a pony tail, and some yellow writing on the bakc, but nobody could figure out what it said.
Tonto: "My guess is that that's his partner for Tag Team Match tonight."
Bingo Jim: "Yeah, but I wonder who it is."
3.) Feude Ending Match
Ice vs. Slash
CLICK! CLICK! BOOM! Ice entered the arean, to the fan's delight. He danced around the ring, and then Slash's music hit. Ice motioned for the mic, and he stopped Slash.
Ice: "Whoa! That's not you're music, is it? I got a better song for you."
Suddenly the tune to the 'Chicken Dance' played! the audience went wild with laughter, as Slash angrily ran into the ring, and attacked Ice. The music stopped and the bell rang. Ice fell, and Slash kept punching him. Slash then got up, pulled up Ice, and nailed him with a Vertibration! He covered, but was distracted when Beam and Bar walked down. Slash stood up and began yelling at them, but Ice rolled him up! The ref got a one count, and Sash escaped. They both stood up, and Slash got another Vertibraton! The ref coutned. 1... 2... Beam and Bar ran in, but it was too late. Slash stood up and smiled to the crowd. B&B checked o ntheir unmovign partner. Suddenly, the chicken dance played again! SLash angrily turned around and slugged the ref, then walked out, discusted!
Kidman and Logan sat in their locker room, talking, when there was a knowck at the door.
Kidman: "Come in."
Husker and Hip Hopper entered. Husker attacked Kidman, and Logan tried to pull him off, but He got speared by Hip Hopper! Kidman fell to the ground, and Husker covered him.
Hip Hopper: "One! Two! Three! Ding ding ding!"
Husker grabbed the Hardcore title belt, and the two left.
Meanwhile, Greg talked with his partner, still not allowing the cammera to show his face. They both stood up though, and the cammera could see that he was wearing blue wreslting tights with a dragon design on them.
4.) Tag Team Title Match
Beam & Bar vs. Shadow Lord & Thor (c) vs. Greg & ???
Hells Bells hit, and the supposed Unstoppables walked out, carrying their titles. They handed the belts the the ref, then took position as Beam and Bar entered. 'Sinner' by Drowning Pool came on next, as Greg came out. He waited on stage, and smiled. Then Rob Van Dam's music hit, and the audience went into a frenzy! RVD came onto the stage, and did his R-V-D thing, then the two entered the ring. Thor and Shadow Lord mauled them, and the four went into a huge brawl. SL continuously smashed Van Dam's head into the ring post, while Thor beat on Greg. Thor gave him a Mjolnir, and tried to pin, but Greg hastily got up. He punched Thor, but Thor pushed him, and he fell out of the ring. Thor then climbed the turnbuckle, and jumped off, giving him a Kill Saw! Meanwhile, Shadow Lord covered RVD. The ref counted. 1... 2... Bar grabbed SL and pulled him off! Shadow Lord starred down on Bar, but the former SWL star didn't even blink. Instead, he punched Shadow Lord in the stomache! SL fell to the gorund, holding his gut, while Bar proceeded to kick him. In the meantime, Beam slid out of the ring, and tapped Thro on the shoulder. Annoyed, he turned around, but got hit with a Steel! Thor's eyes nearly popped out of his head, as he fell. He kicked Thor for a bit, and then got attacked by Greg! The two fought it out, while Bar kept punishing SL. He kept kicking him, circling around him.

MARCH-STORM CLOUD

'What If' by Creed played, and the crowd was on their feet, as blue and red and purple sparks rained down from the stage.
Tonto: "Greetings everyone! Welcome to the second Pay-Per-Veiw of XWF's second year, Storm Cloud!"
Bingo Jim: "Not only are four titles put on the line tonight, but we also have the awards to give out!"
Cruiserweight Title Match
Codfish (c) vs. Rob Van Dam
RVD's music played, getting the fans fired up and ready for the first match! He stepped in the ring, and waited, while Codfish's music hit and he walked down, carrying his title belt. He entered the ring, and handed his belt to the ref. The bell rang, and Van Dam reached for the young wrestler, but Codfish tied up with him, then whipped him against the ropes. On his way back, Codfish speared him, then covered. The ref counted: 1... 2... kickout. Van Dam threw him off, then stood up. Codfish got up too, but he got kicked in the face, and fell back down. RVD hit the ropes, and rolled, going into the Rolling Thunder! He went for the fall, but Codfish grabbed the ropes. They both got up, and started exchanging punches. RVD slugged Codfish really hard, so Codfish gave Van Dam a blow to the head so hard he almost fell over backward! Rob got angry, and gave poor little Codfish a Van Daminator! He covered. 1... 2... thre; rope break! Van Dam got up, and climbed the ropes, then tried to give Codfish a Five Star Frog Splash! but his opponent rolled out of the way, and RVD hit the mat! They both stood up, and Codfish kicked RVD, then gave him a Special DDT! He covered for the win!
Brute picked up the easy curling bar, with 50 pund on each end! Lance and Videl watched from the other side of the gym, as he successfully curled it 15 times! Lance walked over, and started commenting on it.
Lance: "Wow, you're pretty good."
Brute: "Yeah, I know. But my arms are tired and stiff."
Lance: "Gee, I wonder why..."
Heavyweigth Title Match
Shadow Lord vs. Symbol (c)
Both competitors entered, and the battle began. They started punching each other, and Symbol whipped Shadow Lord into the corner, then went for a Bronco Buster! But Shadow Lord cought him and stood up, then gave him a powerbomb! He covered, but only got to 2. They both stood, and Symbol started slugging Shadow Lord again! But SL ducked behind him, and gave him a Doomsday, then pinned for the win!
Tonto: "Yes! A new champion!"
Just then, Chain Lords music hit as he walked out on stage. Their eyes met, and Chain Lord smiled, as the scene cut to the backstage area.
Booger Boy: "99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer! Take oen down *hiccup* pass it around, 41 bottles of beer on the wall!"
Suddenly the door opened, and the Lt. Commissioner Darkside entered. Booger Boy hid the bottle of beer he had been drinking.
Darkside: "What did you just put behind your back?"
Booger Boy: "Nothing."
Darkside: "Have you been drinking again?"
Booger Boy: "N... *hiccup* no."
Darkside glared at him.
The crowd waited, when AP's music hit, and he walked out carryign a peice of paper. The guys behind him carried cases. They set them up ion the ring, and AP started to speak.
AP: "I'm here to present the awards. First I'm presentign the award for the best promo. And it goes to... SHADOW LORD!"
SL's music hit, as he walked out. He climbed in and AP gave him his trophy the nhe walked to the other side of the ring.
AP: "And for best result writer... well we actually had a tie here, but oen of the winners isn't here tonight. The other winner was Ghost. But one is here tonight, and thats... K-Train!"
K-Train does the same as Shadow Lord. He continues to announce the winners:
Greg-Detailed Writer
AP-Backstage Writer
Darkside-Match Maker
Panis in Uranus-Match Type
Thunderblade 6-Man Match (NGH vs. 2k1)-All Time Match
Bloodshed-PPV
When he was done, some people came in to take pictures, then everyone returned backstage.
Everyone waited, and were shocked when Creed's 'My Sacrifice' hit. They watched as clips were shown. Darkside punches Garbage Can...
Booger Boy bulldogs AP in a Thunderblade match...
Rainbow pins K-Train at Wrestlefest...
As more clips of these three's careers are shown, you can here them talking.
Darkside: "When I was young I had a hormone imbalance and I was a little; a lot overweight, and I was made fun of. That's when I decided I would prove that though I was big I was tough..."
Booger Boy: "I was treated liek a misfit in my family, being the middle child. Everythign was blamed on me, and I felt liek my parents hated me. All I ever wanted to do was get out of that house..."
Rainbow: "I was a nerd for my whole life. Everyone always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything. All I ever wanted to do was say I was Extreme too..."