Hot Pink,
Murder.
Sotida Arpronphalitphan
Sean Loritz
Lyla Zeller
with Ryan Loritz
CAST in order of appearance.
FAIRY GODMOTHER – Kaiya Harvey
-has the personality of an over bearing mother, she takes pride in being a Fairy Godmother both because she gets to help people and because she’s appreciated by all
THREE VISUALLY IMPARED MICE:
MOUSE #1-Aspen Bingham
MOUSE #2-Chelsea Zimmerman
MOUSE #3 –Shonie Hardeen
-They got attitude but they’re also dumb.
GOLDILOCKS - Aly Webb
-a spoiled mean spirited brat who has dark tendencies
FROG PRINCE-Max Brownsberger
-He is a lover with a Spanish accent. He wishes to be kissed by a Princess so that he can once again turn into a prince.
OVERLY SENSITIVE GIANT-Corey Wegwert
-He’s an overly sensitive giant who has a British accent.
BIG BAD WOLFETTE-Jenna Mann
-A reformed bad guy who just wants everyone to be nice to her. She used to have anger management problems which she is currently going to therapy for.
WOODLAND CREATURE:
RABBIT-Aurora Babcock-Cooke
RACOON-Brook Trease
SQUIRREL-Kristina
DUCK-Autumn-Reign Jacobi
PIG-Sarah Musich
FAIRY GODSISTER (DAISY)-Sotida Arpronphalitphan
-Angry at the world, she is often subject to contradiction between the expectations others have for her and her own desires. She is in love with Charming but is too proud to show it.
OFF-WHITE-Nicole Lucas
-Kind and great with animals. She wears her emotions on her sleeves and is madly in love with Prince Charming.
ATTRACTIVE NARCOLEPTIC (NARCO)-Lyla Zeller
-She constantly falls asleep and loves poultry.
CINDERSALLY (CINDY/SALLY)-Catlyn Huggard
-Loves food and Charming. She’s a southern belle.
EVIL QUEEN (EQ)-Alannah Gollubier
-she’s snooty and proud of it!
LIL RED FROM THE HOOD-Natasha Doerry
-straight up ghetto
RAPUNZEL-Amy Motsenbocker
-She recently got a haircut, has the characteristics of a dumb blond and is obsessed with hair in general especially her own.
THUMBELLINA-Aly Tracy
-She is cute and madly in love with Frog Prince.
JAMES-Charlie Moody
O.o
PRINCE CHARMING-Caleb Eckert
-Irresistibly handsome and a player, his heart belongs to Daisy but he just has a hard time resisting the ladies
PRINCE ACCEPTABLE-Sean Loritz
-Prince Charming’s sassy gay brother, he loves money and meddling.
ENCHANTED MIRROR-Lauren Mueller
-has a love/hate the Evil Queen but reluctantly serves her anyways
COP-Alex Baloo
-has power issues.
BOB-AJ Maniglia
-aspire to be just like the COP.
FAIRY GODCOUSIN (TULIPS)-Lauren White
-aspire to be just like FAIRY GODMOTHER. Is super annoying.
UGLY DUCKLING-Halle Gauld
She's sad and doesn't speak because everyone is mean to her. She's not even ugly it's just her name. Follow Duck around everywhere.
CHICKEN LITTLE-Sierra Anthony
Thinks the sky is falling all the time.
SONGS
ACT 1:
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch
Somewhere Only We Know
Mambo #5
Til There Was You
Telephone
ACT 2:
Time Warp
Do you Really Want to Hurt Me
Hate On Me
Money, Money
Walk the Line/ Walk the Line (reprise)
What I did for Love
Somebody to Love
ACT 1
SCENE 1
(The show opens with a stage filled with party decorations. No one is on stage. FAIRY GODMOTHER voice is heard from offstage.)
FAIRY GODMOTHER
You are cordially invited to Fairy Godmother's (cough) 25th (cough) birthday party. Dress to impress my darlings and you must bring a present! Or a dream will ONLY be a wish your heart makes. (sternly) I'll make sure of it.
(FAIRY GODMOTHER enters the stage looking fab, but still a legit fairy, followed by FAIRY GOD COUSIN.)
FAIRY GODMOTHER
I'm so excited for my birthday party. It's going be so much fun. I've been working so hard helping this one princess and that prince and all the creatures in this Kingdom and tonight. I just wanna have a little fun, fun, fun.
FAIRY GODCOUSIN
You go fairy godgirl – let’s have fun, fun, fun.
(Music begins to play)
GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN
(THREE VISUALLY IMPARED MICE, GOLDILOCKS, FROG PRINCE, OVERLYSENSITIVE BRITISH GIANT, BIG BAD WOLFETTE, WOODLAND CREATURES enters the stage, they all greet FAIRY GODMOTHER, and they all put their presents on the table)
FAIRY GODMOTHER
I COME HOME IN THE MORNING LIGHT, MY MOTHER SAYS "WHEN YOU GONNA LIVE YOUR LIFE RIGHT?"
FAIRY GODCOUSIN
OH, MOTHER, DEAR, WE'RE NOT THE FORTUNATE ONES,
FAIRY GODMOTHER
AND GIRLS, THEY WANNA HAVE FU-UN. OH, GIRLS, JUST WANNA HAVE FUN.
(FAIRY GODSISTER, OFF WHITE, ATTRACTIVE NARCOLEPTIC, THUMBELLINA, CINDERSALLY, EVIL QUEEN, LIL RED, and RAPUNZEL enter the stage. JAMES follows behind them carrying his bean sprout)
LIL RED
THE PHONE RINGS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, MY FATHER YELLS "WHAT YOU GONNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE?"
REPUNZEL
OH, DADDY, DEAR, YOU KNOW YOU'RE STILL NUMBER ONE, BUT GIRLS, THEY WANNA HAVE FU-UN,
COMPANY
OH, GIRLS, JUST WANNA HAVE
BIG BAD WOLFETTE
THAT'S ALL THEY REALLY WANT..... SOME FUN....
CINDERSALLY
WHEN THE WORKING DAY IS DONE, OH,GIRLS, THEY WANNA HAVE FU-UN,
FAIRY GODMOTHER
OH,GIRLS, JUST WANNA HAVE FUN....
WOODLAND CREATURES
GIRLS, THEY WANT, WANNA HAVE FUN. GIRLS, WANNA HAVE
THUMBELLINA
SOME BOYS TAKE A BEAUTIFUL GIRL, AND HIDE HER AWAY FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD.
RAPUNZEL
I WANNA BE THE ONE TO WALK IN THE SUN. OH,GIRLS, THEY WANNA HAVE FU-UN.
THUMBELLINA
OH,GIRLS, JUST WANNA HAVE
OFF-WHITE
THAT'S ALL THEY REALLY WANT.....
TULIP
SOME FUN....
EVIL QUEEN
WHEN THE WORKING DAY IS DONE, OH,GIRLS, THEY WANNA HAVE FU-UN.
ATTRACTIVE NARCOLEPTIC
OH,GIRLS, JUST WANNA HAVE FUN...
COMPANY
GIRLS, THEY WANT, WANNA HAVE FUN. GIRLS, WANNA HAVE. THEY JUST WANNA, THEY JUST WANNA..... THEY JUST WANNA, (OH....)
OFF-WHITE
THEY JUST WANNA.....
COMPANY
(GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN...) OH... GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FU-UN... THEY JUST WANNA, THEY JUST WANNA.... THEY JUST WANNA, THEY JUST WANNA.... (OH...)
TULIP
THEY JUST WANNA...
COMPANY
(THEY JUST WANNA HAVE FUN...) GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FU-UN...
WHEN THE WORKIN',
OFF-WHITE
WHEN THE WORKING DAY IS DONE.
GOLDILOCKS
OH,WHEN THE WORKING DAY IS DONE, OH,GIRLS...
REPUNZEL
GIRLS, JUST WANNA HAVE FU-UN... THEY JUST WANNA, THEY JUST WANNA.... THEY JUST WANNA, THEY JUST WANNA HAVE FUN...
GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FU-UN.. THEY JUST WANNA, THEY JUST WANNA.... THEY JUST WANNA, THEY JUST WANNA.... (HAVE FUN..) THEY JUST WANNA, (GIRLS WANNA HAVE FUN) THEY JUST WANNA.... OH,GIRLS... (WANNA HAVE FUN....) GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FU-UN. WHEN THE WORKIN', WHEN THE WORKING DAY IS DONE.
FAIRY GODMOTHER
OH,WHEN THE WORKING DAY IS DONE, OH,GIRLS,
WOLFETTE
GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FU-UN.
COMPANY
THEY JUST WANNA, THEY JUST WANNA.... (OH,GIRLS...) THEY JUST WANNA, (HAVE FUN....) OH,GIRLS.. GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FU-UN THEY JUST WANNA, THEY JUST WANNA... WHEN THE WORKING DAY IS DONE...
COMPANY
Happy Birthday, Fairy Godmother!!!
SCENE 2
FAIRY GODMOTHER
You are all so wonderful! Now that everyone's here the Party can start! WOOOOO!
FAIRY GODCOUSIN
WOOOOOO!!
FAIRY GODMOTHER
Now dear, no need to overexcite yourself.
FAIRY GODCOUSIN
Sorry.
RACCOON
Wait Fairy Godmother, Prince Charming still isn't here.
DUCK
Neither is his brother. Prince Acceptable. (quacks)
(The UGLY DUCKLING follows the DUCK around in an annoying manner)
WOODLAND CREATURES
We love Prince Charming!
FAIRY GODMOTHER
O dear those boys are always fashionably late I suppose. But I do hope they get here soon.
JAMES
(to Benny) If they don’t get here we can be the new ACCEPTABLE and CHARMING. (listens to his bean sprout) Why can’t I be Charming?!
DUCK
Stop following me! UGLY DUCKLING GO SIT OVER THERE!
UGLY DUCKLING
Mama?
PIG
Here they come! (snorts)
(Enter PRINCE CHARMING, hair flip, walks sexily in slow motion to the song “You’re unbelievable”, COMPANY freaks out about PRINCE CHARMING’s hotness in slow motion, followed by PRINCE ACCEPTABLE, texting. COMPANY doesn't freak out about PRINCE ACCEPTABLE'S appearance, music fades)
PRINCE CHARMING
Hello ladies.
(RAPUZEL and THUMBELLINA faints, WOODLAND CREATURES giggles)
PRICE CHARMING
Fairy Godmother may I say that you look absolutely radiant tonight?
FAIRY GODMOTHER
You are a sweet, sweet boy. Oh Charming must you be so...charming?
FAIRY GODCOUSIN
Good one FAIRY GODMOTHER (insert annoying laugh)
(WOODLAND CREATURES giggles)
RAPUNZEL
(to Lil Red) O MY GOSH! He's such a hottie.
LIL RED
He's a'ight.
RAPUNZEL
Alright? He's more than alright! He's very Alright! Just look at his hair it’s almost as nice as mine! (toss toss) Speaking of which do you like the shorter length mother goose totally fixed it after rumpelstiltskins messed it up?
LIL RED
O this is real hair? I thought you had a weave on.
REPUNZEL
What’s a weave? Does Charming wear a weave?
OFF-WHITE
(to Lil Red and RAPUNZEL) No he does not. He’s perfect the way he is. He's my boyfriend!
RAPUNZEL
SO JEALOUS RIGHT NOW!
(RAPUNZEL and OFF-WHITE giggles)
GIANT
Why are people so smitten with prince Charming and not me? (frowny face)
SQUIRREL
Because he's hot and you're a GIANT, duh. (eat an acorn)
GIANT
I'm quite a catch you know, I write poetry, I read, I garden, I mean I'm very sensitive and I'm a good listener.
SQUIRREL
(yawns) What were you saying I stopped paying attention.
GIANT
Nothing. (frowny face)Nobody understands me.
MOUSE #1
That's one good looking man!
MOUSE#2
Who?
MOUSE#3
HIM! (points to a random object on stage)
MOUSE#1
Not that! HIM! (points to CHARMING)
MOUSE #3
Who?
MOUSE #1
(Manually move MOUSE #3's head in CHARMING's direction) HIM!
MOUSE #3
YOW-ZA!
EVIL QUEEN
You three are HI-LARIOUS. (laughs). But you must know that he's been courting me for quite some time now. SO HANDS OFF.
DUCK
Hey you! Wake up! Prince Charming is here! (quacks), dude stop following me.
UGLY DUCKLING
Mama?
DUCK
Go follow chicken little over there.
UGLY DUCKLING
(goes toward CHICKEN LITLE) Mama?
CHICKEN LITTLE
Get away from me! I have to watch out for the sky, it might fall down!
(DUCK nudges NARCO who has been sleeping on the floor, UGLY DUCKLIN imitates DUCK)
NARCO
Whaaaa? You're a pretty bird. I like birds. What were you saying?
DUCK
I said Prince Charming is here so stop sleeping. (quacks)
NARCO
Charming. I like him almost as much as I like birds. He's such a good boyfriend, he took me to see birds at the park and we just looked at them (falls back asleep)
DUCK
WAKE UP! (quacks)
NARCO
Whaaa?
DUCK
Did you just say that you and Prince Charming are dating?
NARCO
Yes and that I liked birds. ALOT! They're sooo cool. (breathes heavily)
ACCEPTABLE
Happy Birthday Fairy Godmother!
FAIRY GODMOTHER
(aloof) Thanks Acceptable. (enthusiastically) so Charming how are things with you. Do you know who's going to be the future princess, YET?
TULIP
PICK ME! PICK ME!
CHARMING
Well, I kind of have a girlfriend so maybe.
ACCEPTABLE
Pshh, (under his breath) he has several.
(CHARMING punches ACCEPTABLE in the arm)
ACCEPTABLE
OW!
CHARMING
Dude, shut up!
FAIRY GODMOTHER
Well dear, I've spoken to your mother and she wants you to pick a bride ASAP. Your father really wants to retire. Maybe you'll find someone here tonight. After all, every maiden in this kingdom is here to celebrate MY birthday.
ACCEPTABLE
(gloating) Every maiden?
CHARMING
EVERY MAIDEN?!!
FAIRY GODMOTHER
Yes! Every Maiden.
ACCEPTABLE
This party is going to be more scandalous than I ever hoped.
CHARMING
Acceptable can I talk to you in private?
ACCEPTABLE
(with a smirk) sure little brother, anything for you.
SCENE 3
(CHARMING AND ACCEPTABLE are downstage left,
speaking. everyone else is mingling, GOLDILOCKS trips and falls, WOLFETTE is at least three feet away from her)
GOLDILOCKS
OW! Big Bad Wolfette tripped me!
BIG BAD WOLFETTE
I did not!
GOLDILOCKS
Yes you did you're such a bad guy!
BIG BAD WOLFETTE
I've changed. I haven't done a mean thing in 3 months. I've been going to therapy.
GOLDILOCKS
You are SUCH a liar. FAIRY GODSISTER can you help me please? It hurts so baaad. (cries)
FAIRY GODSISTER
What am I suppose to do?
GOLDILOCKS
Can you use your magic to heal me?
FAIRY GODSISTER
That's such a waste of perfectly good magic. TOUGH IT OUT!
GIANT
Maybe I can help.
GOLDILOCKS
What are you going to do? GIANT?!?!
GIANT
I'm not sure but I know I would like to help.
GOLDILOCKS
You're dumb. GO AWAY! Fairy God Sister, pleeeeeease.
(GIANT sulks and walk to a corner and sulks)
FAIRY GODSISTER
Nope.
GOLDILOCKS
But it huuurts.
FAIRY GODSISTER
Well, that's life.
FAIRY GODMOTHER
Now, DAISY. You are training to become a FAIRY GODMOTHER and you must learn to be kind and nice and sweet and caring LIKE ME!
(FAIRY GODSISTER mocks FAIRY GODMOTHER as she speaks)
FAIRY GODMOTHER
It is a privilege to be chosen to be trained to be a fairy godmother.
FAIRY GODCOUSIN
YEAH! a privilege!
FAIRY GODSISTER
A pain in the ass is more like it.
FAIRY GODMOTHER
Recite the code of FAIRY GOD PARENTING right now!
FAIRY GODCOUSIN
Right now!
FAIRY GODSISTER
Are you fo' serious?
FAIRY GODMOTHER
Yes, I am.
FAIRY GODCOUSIN
Yeah, she is.
FAIRY GODMOTHER
(to FAIRY GODCOUSIN) Dear, remember our little conversation about you speaking?
FAIRY GODCOUSIN
Sorry FAIRY GODMOTHER I'll try not to...speak.
FAIRY GODSISTER
But I don't want to be a fairy godmother, fairy godmother.
FAIRY GODMOTHER
(operatically sings) NOOOW!
FAIRY GODSISTER
First rule of Fair Godmotherhood: Don’t talk about Fairy Godmotherhood. Second rule of Fairy Godmotherhood: Don’t talk about Fairy Godmotherhood. Buncha B.S.!
FAIRY GODMOTHER
Why are you so reluctant to be a FAIRY GODMOTHER. You can help so many people. I know you have it in you. You are destined to be a FAIRY GODMOTHER I can feel it. It's such a great life too. You get to have a wand and fly and be sweet to people. Why would you want to give up your wings so badly?
FAIRY GODSISTER
Because FAIRY GODMOTHERS can't fall in love. We have to love everyone and care for everyone. I don't want to love everyone. I want to love...someone.
GOLDILOCKS
Heeeellllooooo??? I am DIE-ING over here! Will someone help me?
FAIRY GODSISTER
(aggressive) Shut up. Don't be such a drama queen.
FAIRY GODMOTHER
DAISY.
MOUSE #1
yeah daisy! GOSH!
FAIRY GODSISTER glares.
MOUSE #2
O SNAP she's angry!
MOUSE #3
who? where? what?
FAIRY GODMOTHER
Now, DAISY.
FAIRY GODCOUSIN
YEAH DAISY!
FAIRY GODSISTER
SHUT UP TULIP! (waving a wand shamefully) Bippity Boppity Boo! Better?
GOLDILOCKS
Yes! Thank you, thank you, thank you!! (hugs FAIRY GODSISTER) Thanks Daisy.
FAIRY GODSISTER
Don't call me Daisy. I hate my name. It's so sweet and cute and nice just like a Fairy Godmother's name should be.
MOUSE #1
Daisy's still better than TULIP! (laughs)
TULIP
Whatever!
FROG PRINCE
(To Cindersally with a Spanish accent ) Hello there gorgeous.
CINDERSALLY
Hi there sugar muffin!
FROG PRINCE
Are you in need of handsome prince who will make allllll of your dreams come true?
CINDERSALLY
Sorry, I already have a prince. Prince Charming actually! Ohhh he's my little muffin cherry doughnut with SPRINKLIES ON TOP!!! He's just all kind of goodies.
FROG PRINCE
Will you give me a kiss anyways you know. For effort. Kiss for effort.
CINDERSALLY
I don't think so.
THUMBELLINA
I'll kiss you.
FROG PRINCE
Sorry amore I need a princess to kiss me and you are not a princess.
THUMBELLINA
Maybe Fairy Godsister can help me be a princess.
FAIRY GODSISTER
(walking by) Nope.
FROG PRINCE
Come on just one kiss. Pretty please.
CINDERSALLY
Sorry split pea, my heart belongs to Charming! My Sugar Pie, Honey Bunches of love!
FROG PRINCE
I'm sure he won’t mind if you just gave me one itsy bitsy little kiss. Cherie are you listening?
CINDERSALLY
(staring at charming dreamily)
SUGAR PIE HONEY BUNCH
(SONG PLUS LIL RED, RAPUNZEL, THUMBELLINA, FAIRY GODSISTER, OFF WHITE, EVIL QUEEN, AND NARCO AS BACK UP SINGERS/ DANCERS)
CINDERSALLY
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! SUGAR PIE, HONEY BUNCH YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU I CAN'T HELP MYSELF I LOVE YOU AND NOBODY ELSE IN AND OUT MY LIFE
LIL RED, RAPUNZEL, THUMBELLINA, DAISY, OFF-WHITE, EVIL QUEEN, AND NARCO
(IN AND OUT MY LIFE)
CINDERSALLY YOU COME AND YOU GO
LIL RED, RAPUNZEL, THUMBELLINA, DAISY, OFF-WHITE, EVIL QUEEN, AND NARCO
(YOU COME AND YOU GO)
CINDERSALLY LEAVING JUST YOUR PICTURE BEHIND....
LIL RED, REPUNZEL, THUMBELLINA, DAISY, OFF-WHITE, EVIL QUEEN, AND NARCO
(OOH)
CINDERSALLY
AND I'VE KISSED IT A THOUSAND TIMES
LIL RED, REPUNZEL, THUMBELLINA, DAISY, OFF-WHITE, EVIL QUEEN, AND NARCO
(OOH)
CINDERSALLY
WHEN YOU SNAP YOUR FINGER,
LIL RED, REPUNZEL, THUMBELLINA, DAISY, OFF WHITE, EVIL QUEEN, AND NARCO
OR WINK YOU EYE,
CINDERSALLY I COME A-RUNNING TO YOU I'M TIED TO YOUR APRON STRINGS, AND THERE'S NOTHING THAT I CAN DO LIL RED, REPUNZEL, THUMBELLINA, DAISY, OFF-WHITE, EVIL QUEEN, AND NARCO
I CAN'T HELP MYSELF, NO, I CAN'T HELP MYSELF,
CINDERSALLY 'CAUSE, SUGAR PIE HONEY BUNCH I'M WEAKER THAN A MAN SHOULD BE I CAN'T HELP MYSELF I'M A FOOL IN LOVE 'YA SEE