The one with the new couple
[Rachel and Joey kissing in their room, in Barbados, and suddenly Rachel stops]
Rachel: wait… what just happened?
Joey: well… I came in, kissed you, you kissed me back and… we were kissing and then you stopped and asked me what just happened.
Rachel: oh I know that! But...
Joey: but?
Rachel: I told you before about my feelings for you, and you said...-
Joey: I know what I said, but it changed.
Rachel: what changed?
Joey: well, I thought it would hurt Ross, and his one of my best friends… but now I saw him with charley…
Rachel: oh... I'm sorry
Joey: no no no! You don’t have to be sorry.. You know why?
Rachel: why…?
Joey: cause I love you… [He gets closer to her, and kisses her]
Opening credits
[Scene: Monica and chandler’s with all the bags from Barbados]
Monica: finally we're home!
Chandler: why? I thought this weekend was fun!
Monica: yeah, I had fun, but my hair didn’t… and now I can finally organize it.
Chandler: oh… so you did had fun?
Monica: I sure did, a specially last night…
Chandler: so… wanna have some more fun?
Monica: do you really wanna have sex with my hair?
Chandler: Thanks god you understood it without my help!
[Monica goes to her room, Chandler sit down and watch TV, and then Joey enters]
Chandler: oh hey Joey
Joey: hey! Listen, I need to talk with you.
Chandler: ok, what’s up?
Joey: well… Me and charley broke up…
Chandler: yeah, I know… are you okay?
Joey: yeah yeah, I'm fine. Very fine actually…
Chandler: why, what’s happened?
Joey: well, Rachel told me she loves me.
Chandler: Oh My God!
Joey: I know! But I told her no.
Chandler: no?! Why?!
Joey: well… I taught about it and it would hurt Ross, and Ross is one of my best friends. I don’t wanna loose him.
Chandler: oh… I see...
Joey: [nerves] I didn’t finished yet!
Chandler: I didn’t stop you yet!
Joey: ok... well, I didn’t wanna hurt Ross, but then I saw him and Charlie making up… they hooked up man!
Chandler: OMG! I can't believe Ross did this to you.
Joey: me either! But then I went to Rachel, and I guess… [Pause] I guess Rachel and I are having sex now!
Chandler: you mean… dating?
Joey: having sex
Chandler: dating…
Joey: having sex!
Chandler: dating!!
Joey: dating
Chandler: having sex
Joey: got you!
Chandler: oh dear god!
[Scene: Phoebe’s, when Phoebe is showing Mike a new song]
Phoebe: Dear bird sing to me
Dear bird fly to see
her family get shot by a gunnn
this bird is gonna diiiiiiiiie
Mike: wow… very good! I like it!
Phoebe: really!?
Mike: yeah, it's great.
Phoebe: oh thanks! You know, I decided to be famous.
Mike: really? Well good luck… how are you gonna b famous?
Phoebe: well, first, I’m gonna invent the first talking cat.
Mike: oh, brilliant! And what are you gonna do after the talking cat?
Phoebe: then I’m gonna do something new!
Mike: what is it?
Phoebe: I’m gonna write songs!
Mike: oh… well… good luck honey! I’m sure you're gonna have a great talking cat.
Phoebe: oh thank u [she kisses him]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler’s, Monica is going out of her room with her normal hair]
Chandler: oh my god! Who are you, and where the hell is Monica?!
Monica: oh thank you sweaty, you look great to.
Chandler: oh just kidding… you look beautiful. I missed you’re hair.
Monica: me to…
Chandler: so, are we gonna have fun, or what?
Monica: yeah baby! Be sure we are sure we are!
[Rachel enters]
Rachel: Hey!
Chandler: hey…
Monica: hey Rachel…
Rachel: Mon, you don’t know what just happened.
Monica: no, but I know what is not gonna happened…
Rachel: Joey and I just kissed.
Monica: what?! Oh my god! This is so great! What happened?! Isn’t he supposed to be with charley?
Rachel: no, they broke up!
Monica: oh this is so great! I’m so happy for you
Chandler: well, this hair is not gonna stay here forever, so let's go!
Rachel: oh, well… have fun! Babye
[Rachel leaves the room, and Monica and Chandler goes to their room. Then Joey comes in with a pizza. He sits on the couch, and then he’s hearing noises from Monica and Chandler’s room. He goes to their room, and opens the door]
Monica: oh my god!
[Joey dropped the pizza]
Chandler: close the damn door!
[Joey run away]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler’s, all the friends watching TV, and then Phoebe enters with a cat in her hand]
Phoebe: hello everybody! Meet Sandra.
Monica: oh my god! Phoebe, get this thing out of here!
Phoebe: well hello to you to Monica.
Monica: Phoebe, I'm allergic! I don’t like these things!
Phoebe: Sandra is not a thing! And she’s not like you too!
Monica: Phoebe, get this… this…Sandra out of here, please!
Phoebe: ok ok... I’ll just bring her when your not here…
Monica: Phoebe, no!
Phoebe: why not?!
Monica: get out!
Chandler: oh she is gonna kill you…
Phoebe: ok! Alright! I’ll just leave her at Joey’s…
[Phoebe goes to Joey’s with the cat]
Monica: she is crazy!
Phoebe: [from the hallway] I heard that!
[Scene: the centrel park, Sandra, the cat, is on Phoebe’s knees]
Phoebe: talk. [pause] talk! [pause] talk!! [pause] oh come on! Talk, you damn ass!
[Rachel enters]
Rachel: Phoebes..? what are you doing?
Phoebe: oh, I’m trying to be reach and famous.
Rachel: by talk to a cat?
Phoebe: its not just a regular cat! It’s a talking cat!
Rachel: really… well, what can he say?
Phoebe: nothing, yet. But…yet! Wane help me?
Rachel: oh sure, but not right now, I need to talk with my dog.
Phoebe: oh… well, later.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel are in their apartment, kissing, and then chandler enters]
Chandler: ah… please… get a room!
Rachel: we are already in our room…
Chandler: well then get another one, I wane watch tv!
Joey: why, what’s up with your apartment?
Chandler: Phoebe, cat, Monica… its very ugly.
Joey: I wane see!
Rachel: Joey!
Joey: oh, sorry.. wane go to the bedroom?
Rachel: always!
[Chandler sits on the couch and turn on TV, and suddenly phoebe comes in with Sandra in her hands]
Chandler: oh my god! You’re a life!
Phoebe: I guess so…
Chandler: the cat is a life to? It’s a miracle!
Phoebe: well, were a life, but the cat is not gonna talk now, that’s for sure…
Chandler: [stood up and try to pet Sandra] oh pure little kitty… [but she bites him..]
Phoebe: yeah, I forgot, seance she met your stupid wife, she’s not really friendly.
Chandler: well, I don’t like her when she all… after-Monica…!
[Ross enters]
Ross: hey guys!
Phoebe: hey Ross
Chandler: hey
Ross: well hello little kitty… [Ross try to pet Sandra, but she bits him to]
Phoebe: ok, stop touching my cat!
Ross: this is a really really bad cat.
Phoebe: [whispering] he looks better then you, that’sfor sure…
Ross: anyway…! Have you seen joey?Ireally need to talk with him…
Chandler: yeah, he’s in [remember that Joey is in his room with Rachel]… in the place, where Idon’tknow where he is.
Ross: ooook…I’ll gocheck in his room.
Chandler: no no no! you cant go there!
Ross: why?
Chandler: beacause… Rachel is there.
Ross: oh, then I’ll ask her.
Chandler: no you cant!
Ross:why?!
Chandler: cause she is naked!
Ross: what?!
Chandler: yeah… she said that no one can go in there.
Ross: oh do really think im gonna belive that? [Ross walk to Joey’s room]
Chandler: no no no! don’tgo in there!!
[Ross open the door]
to be continued…