Why Do Aliens Travel in Spaceships?

Why do aliens travel in spaceships?

It is a well-known fact that, up until recently, all aliens travelled the galaxies by floogle. Now, however, they roam the universe in their shiny bright spaceships, terrorising the inhabitants of lonely planets with their advanced technology. So why are they now using spaceships?

Experts think the main reason is spaceships move rapidly through space, look cool and make the alien feel macho .Because the aliens were desperate to explore other galaxies, once the old floogles began to break down, the aliens needed new forms of transport.

Unfortunately, new types of transport were not immediately available, (it was 20 million light years before the first spaceship was invented) this meant that the aliens were unable to invade. Other forms of transport were not only inferior, but also frequently broke down, leaving aliens stranded in space. Gradually, advanced spaceship designs began to appear, caused by a demand for better and faster spacecraft.

Once the new spaceships became available, the aliens quickly bought them because they wanted to get back to terrorising the inhabitants of other planets. The new designs also enabled the alien ships to become invisible using a special cloaking device. It is this ability to become invisible that has led to people being particularly afraid of them.

So that is why , if you look carefully at the night sky, you may see what you think is a shooting star, but it is actually aliens off to terrorise the poor creatures on yet another planet.