Diagnoses Naughty

Sarah Ahmed

He’d only been in this job for a year

Still bright eyed and eager

Like the first day of

Primary

Secondary

Medical

School

Sometimes he wondered if the NHS had become a place to deposit your woes and heartache in exchange for a script

Two pills three times a day

Move to stage left

Release the Responsibility

What do you think?

Jimmy Johnson

Six years old

Presented with a burning sensation when he passed water

And oh by the way Doctor

Naughtiness

Disruption

Teacher complaints

Letters on headed paper

What’s wrong with him Doctor?

Is it my fault?

What can you do for him Doctor?

What should I do?

He had referred him on

He couldn’t very well say

Lots of bed-rest and fluids

Come back in a week if you’re still feeling

Sick

Two pills three times a day

Release Responsibility

He knew he shouldn’t judge

(And he didn’t)

Remain detached with

A spoonful of empathy

And a thorough understanding of the

BMA

GMC

Tomorrow’s Doctors

Guidelines

The mother had returned

Two months later

With a letter on headed paper

What’s ADHD?

How did he get it?

What are these pills? Should he take them? What do you think Doctor?

Naughtiness

Disruption

And teacher complaints

Sounded like any other child

Sounded like him at

Primary

Secondary

Maybe not Medical

School

What do you think?

After a consultation

The appropriate assessments

And a full and complete bio-psycho-social history

The patient has been diagnosed with

An acronym which stands for

Persistent pattern of inattention and/or hyperactivity-impulsivity that is more frequently displayed and is more severe than is typically observed in individuals at a comparable level of development

Ritalin

5mg 2 times a day

We may have to increase the dosage

And oh by the way abdominal pain nausea vomiting anorexia tachycardia less commonly suicidal ideation very rarely Tourette syndrome

What do you think?

Doctor?