AreyouawarethatJeffFoxworthyisnowpickingon Michigan?Read on.
(Prettyfunnyandaccurate!!)
1.Ifyouconsideritasporttogatheryourfoodbydrilling through 18inchesoficeandsittingtherealldayhopingthatthefood will
swimby,youmightlivein Michigan.
2.Ifyou'reproudthatyourregion makesthenationalnews96nights
eachyearbecausePellstonisthecoldest spotinthenation,youmight
liveinMichigan.
3.IfyourlocalDairyQueenisclosed fromNovemberthroughMarch, you
mightliveinMichigan.
4.Ifyouinstinctivelywalklikea penguinforfivemonthsoutof the
year,youmightliveinMichigan.
5.Ifsomeoneinastoreoffersyouassistance,andtheydon't work
there,youmightliveinMichigan.
6.Ifyourdad'ssuntanstopsata linecurvingaroundthemiddleof
hisforehead,youmightliveinMichigan.
7.Ifyouhavewornshortsanda coatatthesametime,youmightlive
inMichigan.
8.Ifyourtownhasanequalnumber ofbarsandchurches,youmight
liveinMichigan.
9.Ifyouhavehadalengthy telephoneconversationwithsomeonewho
dialed awrongnumber,youmightlivein Michigan.
Part2-Youknowyou'reatrue MICHIGANIAN/MICHIGANDER when ...
1."Vacation"meansgoingupnorthonI-75.
2.Youmeasuredistanceinhours.
3.Youknowseveralpeoplewhohavehit adeermorethanonce.
4.Youoftenswitchfrom"heat"to "A/C"inthesame day.
5.Youcandrive65mphthrough2feet ofsnowduringaraging blizzard, without flinching.
6.Youseepeoplewearingcamouflageat socialevents (including weddings).
7.Youinstallsecuritylightsonyourhouseandgarageandleave both unlocked.
8. Youcarryjumpercablesinyourcarandyourgirlfriendknowshowto usethem.
9.Youdesignyourkid'sHalloweencostumetofitoverasnowsuit.
10.Drivingisbetterinthewinterbecause thepotholesarefilledwith snow.
11.Youknowall4seasons:almostwinter, winter,stillwinterand road construction.
12.Youcanidentifyasouthernoreastern accent.
13.Yourideaofcreativelandscapingisa statueofadeernextto your bluespruce.
14.Youwereunawarethatthereisalegaldrinkingage.
15.DownSouthtoyoumeansOhio.
16.Abratissomethingyou eat.
17.Yourneighborthrowsapartytocelebrate hisnewpolebarn.
18.Yougoouttoa fishfryeveryFriday.
19.Your4thofJulypicnicwasmovedindoorsduetofrost.
20.Youhavemoremilesonyoursnow blowerthanyour car.
21.Youfind0degrees"alittlechilly."
22.Youdrinkpopandbakewith soda.
23.YourdoctortellsyoutodrinkVernors andyouknowit'snot medicine.
24.YoucanactuallydrinkVernorswithout coughing.
25.YouknowwhataYooper is.
26.YouthinkowningaHondaisUn-American.
27.YouknowthatUPisaplace,notadirection.
28.Youknowit'spossibletoliveinathumb.
29.Youunderstandthatwhenvisiting Detroit,thebestthingto wear isaKevlarvest.
30.Youactuallyunderstandthesejokes,and youforwardthemto all yourMichiganfriends!