A Guide To My Family

Warning you may find my family a tiny bit weird but they are okay deep down deep deep down.

Dad

Dad’s hobbies include work and dogs. He loves the farm at Ben Lomond and spends a lot of time there with Harry. My dad should be awarded the most annoying alarm clock. Because he tickles me, opens the blinds, opens your eyes and can even play a trumpet in your ear. All this without a snooze bar unless you keep a club handy. Dad hates being ignored so always do what he wants you to. Otherwise the fuse will slowly start to burn to being no longer extinguishable. To get my dad happy you could get him of work for a while and buy him a new dog to train.

Mum

Mum is probably the best at everything like finding my shoes, my garters, and surprisingly enough my math text book today. Mum said she didn’t have enough time for hobbies but from what I have seen she likes reading blogs reading, and watching cooking shows. Mum helps teach agriculture surprisingly enough. You can tell mum will get mad if dads away and when there a lot to do so if she asks you to do something do it straight away. The way you make her happy if this is the case do what mum wants without complaints if not do stuff without mum asking.

Harry

Harry has a couple of hobbies such as taking electronics apart, building and making Lego. Two of his favourite pass times arefarming with Dad on our property and racing motorbikes at Bannaweera and Tumble Downs.

Harry likes his own voice, so he yells a lot. He got a shed for his birthday because he can’t sit still and he is too loud for the house, this causes him to get in a lot of trouble.

You know harry is going to blow his top when he starts to yell at you. If he doesn’t get what he wants he will easily get mad, watch out it could be the slightest thing.

The best way to make a Harry happy is to let him use anything you own,if you buy anything physical let him have the first go and best of all take him on a trip to BUNNINGS. The thing I like about Harry the most is because is that he is inventive and unconventional.

Owen

At the time of writing, Owen was sitting next to me and insisted that I wrote that he was “amazing”. Owen has two hobbies, reading and playing video games.The amazing thing about Owen is that he can walk down the street whilst reading and not get hit by a car or signpost. Owen is also a walking, talking real life Wikipediathat knows everything. Fun fact Owen taught me that in Japan they use fish scales for lip balm.

Whatever you do don’t take the front seat of the car. Owen will take the seat behind you and constantly pull your hair and pull your seat belt until you get sick of it and give the seat to him. To make the wild Owen happy you must first sniff out the nearest bookshop and then give him at least twenty dollars and then leave him free to roam for a minimum of two hours.

Isabelle

The best way to describe Isabelle is sporty and normal. Her hobbies would have to be gymnastics and playing her violin (thank God she gets lessons). She also likes shopping and pulling our hair, doing things to her hair and experimenting with it. One of her many quirks is sitting on the lounge with our dog Charlie opening her mouth and looking at her teeth.

When Belle starts stomping her feet you know it’s a danger sign. Don’t even think about going into her room at all when you see the danger signs because she’ll drag you out of the room by your hair.

Tickling Belle always puts a smile on her dial and sleepovers with friends.