Ocean’s Eleven

25 EXT. TISHKOFF'S OPULENT BACK YARD (LAS VEGAS) - DAY

REUBEN TISHKOFF, the grimace of a man in mid-movement,

forever cemented on his face, scrutinizes his two lunch

guests (Danny and Rusty) at his poolside.

TISHKOFF

Are you listening to me? You are,

both of you, nuts. I know more

about casino security than any man

alive. I invented it, and it

cannot be beaten. They got

cameras, they got watchers, they

got locks, they got timers, they

got vaults. They got enough armed

personnel to occupy Paris. Okay,

bad example...

DANNY

It's never been tried.

TISHKOFF

Oh, it's been tried. A few guys

even came close. You know the

three most successful robberies in

Vegas history?

26 FLASHBACK - INT. SANDS CASINO FLOOR (1965)

An Adlai Stevenson-lookalike approaches a lockbox carrier

from behind and snatches the box.

He takes almost three steps before five security men leap

at him and -- FREEZE FRAME on his wide-eyed expression of

horror...

TISHKOFF (V.O.)

Number three. The bronze medal.

Pencilneck grabs a lockbox at the

Sands. He got two steps closer to

the door than any living soul

before him.

RESUME ACTION: Adlai Stevenson gets a taste of what NFL

quarterbacks experience every Sunday... five fold.

27 INT. FLAMINGO CASINO FLOOR (1971)

A hippie races toward the electronic sliding doors,

clutching a tray full of chips, and as the doors begin to

part for him -- FREEZE FRAME: A billy club appears out

of nowhere...

TISHKOFF (V.O.)

Second most successful robbery.

The Flamingo '71. This guy

actually smelled fresh oxygen

before they got him.

RESUME ACTION: The billy club comes down -- whap! --

across the hippie's skull and it's Chicago '68 all over

again.

TISHKOFF (V.O.)

Course, he was breathing out of a

hose the next three weeks, goddamn

hippie.

28 EXT. REUBEN TISHKOFF'S BACK YARD - DAY (PRESENT)

TISHKOFF

And the closest any man has gotten

to robbing a Las Vegas casino...

29 FLASHBACK - EXT. CAESAR'S PALACE ENTRANCE (1987)

Tourists and valets scatter as a Euro-thief (pastel

T-shirt beneath a white linen suit) bursts from the

casino and takes five steps before -- FREEZE FRAME:

GLASS EXPLODES from three different doors behind him and

he arches his back in agony...

TISHKOFF

Outside of Caesar's in '87. He

came, he grabbed, he got

conquered.

RESUME ACTION: BULLETS rip the man to shreds and he

collapses on Caesar's steps a bloody pulp.

30 EXT. REUBEN TISHKOFF'S BACK YARD - DAY (PRESENT)

TISHKOFF

But what am I saying? You guys

are pros, the best. I'm sure you

can make it out of the casino. Of

course, lest we forget, once

you're out the front door, you're

still in the middle of the fucking

desert!

Both Danny and Rusty look chastened.

RUSTY

You're right.

(to Danny)

He's right.

DANNY

Reuben, you're right. Our eyes

are bigger than our stomachs.

RUSTY

That's exactly it. Pure ego.

TISHKOFF

Yeah yeah blah blah.

DANNY

Thank you so much for setting us

straight. Sorry we bothered you.

They both rise to go.

TISHKOFF

Look, we all go way back. I owe

you from that thing with the guy

in the place, and I'll never

forget it.

DANNY

It was our pleasure.

RUSTY

I'd never been to Belize.

TISHKOFF

Give Dominic your addresses, I got

some remaindered furniture I wanna

send you.

Danny and Rusty begin to circle the pool to leave.

Tishkoff, of course, won't let them go that easily.

TISHKOFF

Just out of curiosity, which

casinos did you geniuses pick to

rob?

Danny stops, almost as if he's been waiting for this

question, which of course he has.

DANNY

The Bellagio, Mirage, and the

M.G.M. Grand.

TISHKOFF

(nostrils flared, smelling a rat)

Those are Terry Benedict's

casinos.

RUSTY

Say, you know, he's right.

Tishkoff waves them back, sipping on his umbrellaed

cocktail.

TISHKOFF

You guys... Whadda you got against

Terry Benedict?

DANNY

What do you have against him?

That's the real question.

TISHKOFF

He torpedoed my casino, muscled me

out, now he's gonna blow it up

next month to make way for another

fuckin' eyesore. Don't think I

don't see what you're doin'.

RUSTY

What are we doing, Reuben?

TISHKOFF

You gonna steal from Terry

Benedict, you better goddamn know.

This sorta thing used to be

civilized. You'd hit a guy, he'd

whack you. Done. But Benedict...

(bristles)

At the end of this he better not

know you're involved, not know

your names, or think you're dead.

Because he'll kill you, and then

he'll go to work on you.

DANNY

That's why we've got to be very

careful. We have to be precise.

We have to be well-funded.

TISHKOFF

Yeah, you gotta be nuts, too. And

you're gonna need a crew as nuts

as you are.

(pregnant silence)

Who do you have in mind?

Danny and Rusty both smile; they've hooked their fish.

And so it begins...

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