This Is a Sample Letter That Would Be Sent to a Candidate

This is a sample letter that would be sent to a candidate.

Dear ???,

The following people have sent information to the Federal Election Commission indicating that they would like to be considered for your campaign. For the fee listed next to their name, the celebrity would be willing to endorse your candidacy and appear in any commercials that you would like them to. In addition, these celebrities would appear during speeches for you if you would like, or do whatever you need them to do. They feel strongly that you should be president, but they also feel they should be compensated for the time they are willing to spend campaigning for you.

Bill Clinton- $60,000 President Clinton’s support can be used nationally.

George W. Bush- $50,000 President Bush’s support can be used nationally.

Bono- $20,000 Bono’s support can be used in the northeast and southeast.

Meatloaf- $15,000 Meatloaf’s support can be used in the southeast or Midwest.

Michael J. Fox- $40,000 May be used nationally

Will Smith- $30,000 May be used in the Pacific

Celebrity Endorsements

You have the opportunity to purchase a celebrity endorsement. These purchases may range from $60,000-$15,000.

$60,000- This endorsement can be used repeatedly for a one time fee. Every time you include this celebrity you will earn up to 3 times the points that you would normally earn in this situation. For example, if you purchase a $60,000 John Wayne endorsement and you have John Wayne in a commercial that would have normally earned you 3 points in Alaska, then you would earn 9 points in Alaska.

$50,000- This endorsement can be used repeatedly for a one time fee. Every time you include this celebrity you will earn up to 2.5 times the points you would normally earn.

$40,000- This endorsement can be used repeatedly for a one time fee. Every time you include this celebrity you will earn up to 2 times the points you would normally earn.

$30,000- This endorsement can be used repeatedly for a one time fee. Every time you include this celebrity you will earn up to 1.5 times the points you would normally earn.

$20,000- This endorsement can be used only once and will double the amount of points you would normally earn. For example a commercial that would normally earn you 10 points will now earn you 15 points, but this is not repeatable unless you pay $20,000 again.

$15,000- This endorsement can be used only once and will give you 1.5 times the points you would normally earn. This is not repeatable unless purchased again.