Dragon Rikk………malfranteaux concepts…2006 (Littlins Poems an Tales) 51.

BIRD’S NEST
BOWF
DRAGON RIKK
DRIZZLE THE CLOUD
KETCHUP
MOOSIES
RABBIT
SNAABAAS
TAM
TECHNICOLOUR WIFIES
THE DENNER WIFIE’S GIRN
THE HOAST
THE LOCH NESS MONSTER’S COMIN TAE ELLON
THE SEA
THE SHUTE
THE TIMEKEEPER
WEE AIPPLIES & WEE ORANGIES
WEE BURNIE
WHUPPITY STOORIE

On Brigid’s Day………………….malfranteaux concepts…2007 (Poems) 52

A NEW SANG
AN AULD SANG
BODY LANGUAGE
BRASSIERES
BULIMIA ON TOAST
BY LAKEONTARIO
DEAD MAN’S SHOES
DROONED WARLD
EXISTENTIALIST
FEBRUARY ON A MOOR
GAELIC COLLAGE NO 1
GAELIC COLLAGE NO 11
GAELIC COLLAGE NO 111
IRN BRU
KEENING
KITTY
L’IMAGE
MAGPIE
MELDRUM’S PARKS
MEMENTO MORI
MORMOND HILL
MORNIN SANG
MR MCPEENGE
NEW DEER GLOAMIN
NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION
NO 7
ON BRIGID’S DAY
ORRA SHEETS
PIERREPOINT’S PLACE
SENTINELS
TASTELESS
THE APPLICANT
THE ASTRA COO
THE AULD BARDS O CHEENA
THE AULDEST PROFESSION
THE COTTONWOOL KID OF S2B
THE DELIVERANCE SANG
THE HEIDLESS HATS
THE HERD BOY
THE LITMUS PAPER POEM
THE MEARNS LADDIE’S SPIKK
THE ROTTEN KEG
THE SACRIFICE OF IPHIGENIA
THE SEVEN CHAKRAS
THE SIGH
THE SONNET OF THE LOCAL HEADLINES
THE TRAIN
THE TRANSMISSION OF GENES
THE UNTOUCHABLE
THE WIDDENDREME
THE BRIER QUEEN
TRAIVELLER SANGS
TULLICH
TWA OWERSETTS
WINTER KISTIN
WINTER SNAPSHOP
WYES O DAEIN
YULETIDE VILLANELLE

The Pierrot’s Narrative 2007: Malfrantaux Concepts: 53

A Paean in Praise o Backies
AuldSea Dugs
Balquhidder in June.
BangkokBeach
Bear at the Window
Birches
Cat in a Tree.
Climate Change.
Empty Staircase.
Father & Son.
Ferlies I hae tint.
Gaelic Collage: Solitary Girl by the Sea
Grandmother
Heavenly Bodies
Hello again, Grampian
How the Fisher Bequeathed his Tackle
I Believe That.
In the Costas.
In the Last Week of April
Just Chillin
Kale in the Snow.
Kiss
Leaning.
March of the Pylons.
Naomi
Neptune to the Rescue
North. Puil at Dhanakosa
Obituary for a Stable Mistress
On Becoming a Train.
Owersetts o René Char
Rajah Riding a Jumbo.
Rowantree
Saving the Planet
Sebastian
Sebastian in a Dwaum
Secrets
Snap-Shots round Callander.
Teem Bed.
Tenements Touting Their Wares
The Black Sheep.
The Conversation.
The Daith o Merlin.
The Disappearing City.
The Heretic.
The Industrial Rehab Zone.
The Last I Stopped.
The Little Corporal
The Mither.
The Pierrot’s Narrative.
The Vision Quest
The Wids o Snaa
Thirteen Uses for a Tortoise
Tipping the Ashes Out.
Twa Sisters

The Dragon’s Vertebrae-2007: Malfranteaux Concepts, 54

Contents:

A Boat Ride past the Bund.
A Cat called Eddy
A Welcome to Hector Anderson. Grass Widow, 1972
Amongst the Pavilions.
An Excerpt from a History of Shanghai by F. Potts.
An Excerpt from SinCity by Ralph Shaw
At the Great Wall
At the Pit of the Silent Warriors,
Bee Commune.
Beelzebub
Bound Feet.
Breakfast in X’ian.
Carousel
Chengde: Morning Ablutions
China News.
Dead Rat.
Dreich.
Du Fu (2).
Forbidden City.
Grass Widow
Heathrow Blues
In the Bonsai Courtyard.
Jingle Bells
Joseph’s Carol
Lang Shanks
Latte: Books n’ Beans
Li Bai.
Massage.
Night Walk in Beijing.
On the Maglev
On the Train to Chengde
Out in the Bush.
Pandas on Parade.
Peking Dinners.
Punishment.
Reflections of a Meditator
Rickshaw Tour, Beijing
Scots Owersets o Buddhist Devotional Texts
Scots Owersetts o a Migvie Prayer
Shanghai.
Simmer.
Stepping into a Chinese Plate.
The Chorer.
The Muckle Waa o Cheena.
The Nicolaisen Sang
The PuningTemple.
The Silk Road.
The Stone I Skimmed.
The Thorn Buss
Tiananmen Square
Traveller’s Cheques
Wang Wei
Wells o Aiberdeen.

55. Absences Contents 2007

A Birse Fermer.
A Lea wi Flooers.
A Tale o Twa Touns.
Absences.
At Oosterdokskade.
Brig o Balgownie
Callander
Canals in Amsterdam
Cher Ami
Coffee Shop, Amsterdam.
Coo Chaumer,
Existentialist.
Flotsam
Fower Jewish Proverbs
Gaelic Collage 1,2 3
Green Ladies
Heistin the Deid.
Hide & Seek
Huntly frae the Train.
In Praise o Offal.
In Rembrandt’s House.
It Niver Rains.
Japanese Pool in the Trossachs.
Journey in the Faa
Moray in September
On National Windmill Day
Order of Ceremony.
Pageant o Moray
Rembrandt.
Sea Ripples.
Shema.
Skinny Brig
Stoat in September
Sugar n’ Spice.
Sunty’s Cancelled.
Tattie Diaspora
The Ballad of Earl John Middleton
The Courtesan
The Dauncin Cat
The Empty Coracle.
The Ferryman
The Ne’er Dae Weels
The Poppy Field.
The Red Stocking.
The Romanesque
The Rossebuurt
The Skatin Meenister.
The Spanish High-Inquisitor
The Traffic Jam.
The Wheatfield
Throwing the Dice.
Venustempel
Vietnam/Boddam
Vietnam/Boddam.
Warlock o Gordonstoun
Water Bull.

The Hoose o the Cacklefart Hen: Lochlands 2008 NO 56

A Dirge fur British Rail.
Assemblages.
Bairntime.
Bill o Fare
Bingo Calls.
Care Instructions for 8 Left Handers.
Cockney Rhyming Slang.
Crossin the Border.
Fickle Fire
Five Meenits o Glory.
Hall Russell’s Shipyard, Aiberdeen.
I am.
Inspiration.
Lorna Moon: The Cat that Wauked bi Hersel.
Meditation.
Praise Sang o a Midgie.
Queenie
Reid Roses
Royal Rumours.
Runic.
Silence.
Simmer is I Cumin in.
Sun.
The Brock.
The Artichoke’s Valentine Card.
The Butterflee.
The Civic Shield.
The Cod an the Berry.
The Cord.
The Crucified Crow.
The Dark Belongs to the Feral Ones.
The Dream.
The Hinnereyn o the Hoolets.
The Hoose o the Cacklefart Hen
The Nest o the Mavis.
The Ridin o the Pairliament
The Tiger.
The Toll Gate
The Wedding of the Deer
Tides.
Tough Loving.
Under the Sun.
Vietnam.
Warld in a Plant Pot.
Willow.
Winter Fox.
Wirds.
Young.

Dead Mens’ Whispers Lochlands 2008 No 57.

Ayont the Mools.
Book 1 Elegy v
Book 3 Part iv
Book 3 Part iv
Cave Canem
Childhood
Ciao Roma
Conversation I, 2, 3, 4,5
Dead Girl Weeping
Dead Men Talking.
Embro at the Festival
Fryin the Nicht
Girse Lowper
Graffiti in the Ruins of Pompeii
Graffiti in the Ruins of Pompeii .
I am Scotland, too.
Keekin Glaiss
La Dolce Vita.
Letter no 1
Letter no 2
Marcus Antonius.
Marilyn Monroe
Monte Cassino
Mozart.
Mr Tomato’s Sphere
Musquash Sunday
Naples.
Nero’s Bath
Ovid. Book 1 Part xiv
Petrified City.
Sacred & Profane
Scotch Mist.
Terminal Five.
The Critic.
The Eruption of Vesuvius.
The Keeper
The Little Bride
The Plunderers
The Winds
Threnody for my Father
Twa Scots Owersets o Hafiz
Vincent Van Gogh.
What kind of Person was your Latin Teacher?
Where the Woods Begin

Hinkum-Clinkum : Published by Malfranteaux Concepts 2008 : NO 58

An Octopus’s Oxters
Baby Blues
Billy the Scunner
Dentist
Doctor
Far’s Dad?
Flapper the Whale
Granny’s Pet
Hoolet
Lollipop
Ma Brither
Mair Greens Please
Mister Minger
Molly Emslie’s Dug
Mr Ted
My Wee Sister
Neebors
Neep
Parten
Pincil
Postie
Ropies
Snailie
Spottit Dick
Taxi Driver
Teacher
The Coorse Robbers
The Register
The Wee Cauliflooer
Waiter

The Wind’s Nest : Pub Lochlands, Maud: No 59

Adios Amigo
Back Gairdens.
Balquidder Glen
Barbi.
Canary
Cannibals’ Wish-List
Cornkister for Boris the Shelt
Crovie wi Dug an Gull
Curriculum for Excellence
Damaged Goods
Dejeuner sur l’Herbe
Demolished House.
Dhanakosa.
Fergusson in Bedlam
Fledgling.
If it Wisna for the Wirk o the Builders
In Praise o ma Sister
Junkie Bairnie Blues
Lady o Miracle
Last Letter
Mafia Nicknames.
Maggie May
Minutiae.
On My Father’s Grave.
Out of the Orange Jungle
Panjotterels
Pruifs.
Red Letter Day.
Sacrilege
Sat Nav.
Seascape No 9
Self Portrait of a Young Man
Sherlock Holmes’s Little Unsolved Mysteries.
Situation Critical.
Six List Poems
The Alarmed House.
The Cod Quartet.
The Comin o the Flamingos
The Dinosaur.
The Eirde is Wide
The Faa o the Warsaw Ghetto
The Gas Mask.
The Keenin o Deirdre
The Little Word Tornado.
The Ootin.
The Oracle Foresees
The Ratten
The Skiffie’s Rant
The Terrorist, he watches
The Vanishing Woman.
The Wind’s Nest
Variable Ailments.
War Tourists.
Weasel.
What the Wicked-Fairy Mother Never Said
Witchwife.
Woodland Matins.

Waking in Wolf Light: Published by Lochlands 2008 60th poetry pamphlet

Contents

A Dram
A Little Daub of Paint
Adios Amigo
Advice tae Veesitin Scholars
At Arbuthnott Kirkyaird
Athens
Beach Group
Boars Galore
Byron was here
CapeSounion
Croc Shock
Delphi
Dog Fight
Dugs on the Cat Wauk
DuthiePark in August
Embro’s Bard
Evening Visit
Friendhip
Heraclitus
Horny Gollach
Humming bird
Island of the dead
Lord Elgin
Nocturne in Black and Gold
On Ageing
On Living (1)
On Living (2)
Ooto the Cauldron
Overheard at the Metro
Penguin on Parade
Speeding Koalas
St Kilda
Tae a Bag o Floor
Telling.
The Acropolis
The Arts
The Auld Line Ballater
The Castlegate’s Mary
The Melancholy Shark
The Politician
The Porch of the Caryatids
The Sisters
The Tower of the Winds
Tiptoe through the Tulips
Traffic Jam
Two Stories: Comin Throwe the Rye. Al Fresco
View from a Rooftop Restaurant

No 61: The Red Horseman: Lochlands, 2008 (33pages)

A Day out of Hawick is a Day Wasted
Bullfight
Bullfighting
Calvin & Luther,
Currency Crash,
De Chastlelard’s Fareweel,
Dear John Day
Elephant Man,
For the Rev. David Ogston
Four Scots Owersets o Olav H. Hauge
Girse Lowper
In the System,
Monkey Business,
October 1916,
Pillar of Hercules
Red Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Something Amazing
Spanish Sunday ,
Summer is I Cumin in,
The Bagpipe Trial
The Barbary Ape
The Bride who Carried a Doll’s House,
The Craa-Man: A Verse Play
The Dance Mistress
The Regimental Spirit
The Sampler
The Soap Poem,
The Survivor
They Say,
Van Gogh’s Sunflowers,

Metamorphosis 62: Malfranteaux Concepts 2008

A Mother Worries
Alice Leaves Wonderland.
Astronauts
Beasties
Beauty & the Lady
Big Brother
Chronicle of a Forces Wife
D.H.Lawrence’s Snake
Dental Records.
Facts are Chiels that winna Ding
Flora Garry 1900- 2000
Global Grub
Goods and Chattels
Hair o the Elephant’s Tail
Metamorphoses
Mickey Mouse as Wicker Man
Rattens
Red Moon on a White Whore
Spanish Holiday
Swan Keeper no 1.
The Bacchae
The Magic Neep
The Mearns Laddie
The Media Pussies.
The Warlock o Balwearie
The West as Materialism
What the Brahan Seer Never Said
Wild Plants
Witnesses

Figurehead: 63 (2009)

A Sequence of Micro-Fictions i-xv

Aboyne Games,aged 6

Blue Pool

Corbie Haugh

Davie-Dae-Aathin

Dogged

Fallen Lucifers

Figurehead Birdsang

Foo’s Yer Doos?

Hymn to Migvie

Jimmy (Story)

Last Throes of Marriage

Lyke Wake for my Faither

May-Day

On Valentine’s Day

Owersett of Ovid’s Elegy xiv

Peat Cut.

Perishible Goods

Red-Coat

Sao Paulo Nocturne

Speirin

The Daft Days

The Octopus

The Shargar o Fadlydyke

The Whale in the Ocean

Vetting Requirements for a Makar

Yesterday’s Heroes

Danse Macabre 64 (2009)

1958

A Plea for Mercy

Baby Blue,

Big Brither,

Billy

Bonny Mary o Argyle,

Burns comes tae Burnheid o Blairs

Cauliflooer,

Cherry-Blossom-Thistle-Down-Rap

Daith o a Goldfish,

Daith’s Hit-List of the Makars,

Danse Macabre

Death Fugue: Scots Owersett

Death the Healer

DeepSea Rap

Easter Eggs

Epitaph by Author Unknown

Flapper the Whale,

Grunny’s Quine,

Guddling for Fish

Hidden Sairs

How this poem came into being,

Kings is the Perfect Place to Be

Lichtnin,

Measles,

Mister Minger

Mute

Nae Bad Ava,

Neebors

Peace: Scots Owersett

Pearls Frae the River o Time

Personent Hodie, Gulliver,

Register,

Rubbits’ Prayer,

Sancastle RIP,

Scottish Place Names in Canada

Seven Grey Friars

Seven Micro-Fictions

The Boys who wouldn’t grow up

The Buik Launch

The Curlin Puil,

The Hamecomin o the Wolf

The Reading Bus at Word 09

The Scots Diaspora

The Scottish Fairy Rap

The Shuffle Monster

The Wye the Coyote Howls

Twa Birdies

Wee Sister,

Winter Rains

Peacock: 65 (2009)

Aberdeen in the 19th Century

At NellfieldCemetery

At the Mools o Mill o Tifty’s Annie

Aunty Jean

Blind Date

Campus.

Catalyst.

Charles Darwin.

Death of a Fly.

Earth

First Cut

Girl Reading

Hanging Out.

Heilan Mary.

Hello Boys.

Hi-Fi.

I’m fine, how are you? Cornhill.

Laurels

Linn o Dee

Lord Byron.

Love Your Hare

MacDonalds.

Mannie in the Green

MarmaladeTown

Mr & Mrs.

Multicultural King’s

Museum of Me.

My Mither an Your Mither.

Myth & Tradition.

Neil Gow’s Lament for his Second Wife

Nigg Kirk.

Old Men

Overheard at the Roup

Palette.

Peacock.

Rain in the City.

Snouts in the Trough

The City of God

The Couple.

The Dee, heading for Derry Lodge

The Falling Dream.

The Feet of Tiny Birds

The Fetishist.

The Merriege o the Trees

The Park

The Pupil

The Social Workers’ Lament

Three Cheers for the Month o Mey

Three Faces of Eve

Wall with Cow.

Water of Life.

Whaup.

Will it Sink?

Yalla Yeitie

The Barley Queen : Malfranteaux Concepts 2009 (no 66)

A Gey pernickety Chiel
A Sang o Portsoy
Abdominal Tourettes.
Advice from a Future Self.
Apocalypse
Back Speirin.
Balquidder Orpheus.
Bannockburn 1314
Bannockburn Crow
Bee Mantra
Beyond Desire
Catch me if you can.
Catriona.
Childhood Journey
China Children.
Doric in a Suit.
Double Crown.
Echo
Fit ma Granmither telt me.
Flying.
Geordie Gordon Writes to the Lonely hearts Column
Growing Down
Heirloom.
I must Change my Life.
Jezebel Tries Lapdancing
Journey to the Padmapani Shrine.
Lamb’s Breath.
Meeting the Bees.
Owersetts in Scots o poems bi Hermann Hesse & Margaret Atwood
Owersetts in Scots o poems bi Ivan V. Lalíc & Ilhan Berk
Owesetts in Scots o poems bi Robert Mezey & Wendell Berry
Perfumes.
Pilgrim’s Progress.
Rules of Engagement.
Selkirk Grace
Star Billing
Strange Fruit.
The Beard
The Bullers o Buchan
The Happiest Tree in Banchory
The Maiden o Drumdurno
The Music Room.
The Race.
The Red Bird.
The Turra Coo
The Twa Corbies
Trout
Twa Scots Owersetts o poems bi Ivan V. Lalíc
Wee German Poem.
What my Mother told me.
White Horse.
Wild Mentors
Wisp o Wool.

A Visit to Auschwitz: Lochlands, Maud, Aberdeenshire No 67

Contents of Poems & Owersetts

A Day in the Life of a Slave
A Poem of Jewish Proverbs
A Poem of Polish Proverbs
A Trip in the Country
A Visit to Planet Auschwitz
Adolf Eichmann: A Poem of his Quotes
An Owersett of ‘Pigtail’
An Owersett of Chorus of the Rescued
Auschwitz Evacuation
Extracts from the Trial of Adolf Eichmann
Harvest Time
Holocaust
Legends of Old Krakow
Nicht
Owersett o View of a Grain of Sand
Paradise Revisited
Shoe Case, Auschwitz.
The Roma
Trip around Krakow

No 68: Contents: The Ship of Fools : 2009: malfranteaux Concepts

A Belgian roll; call
A Poem o Belgian Proverbs
A Poem o Russian proverbs
A Scots Owersett o Pushkin
Aberdeen Rap
Auld Jonet Wishart
Aunt Mary as a Wattergaw
Badger
Bruges in October
Chopin’s Beard
Crossing
Dear Magpie
Deveron vale perfection
Ferry Terminal
For Rab
Guernica
Jeruzalemkerk Bruges
Lucky (Story)
Mad Meg
On a late marriage
Robert de Brus
Rooted
Spooning couple
Sri Lankan Safari
St Petersburg
Stottin Cats
The Arnolfini Portrait
The Beijing Widow
The Bishop
The Bumbaleerie man
The Dreamer
The Dust of Life
The Fortingall yew
The Hen Wife
The Rescue
The Scots Enlightenment
The Ship of Fools
The Snap Shot
The Social Workers lament
The Social Workers rant
The Swans of Bruges
The Traivellin Man
The Watchie
The Wicker man
Troubled Waters
Tru luv Scots style
T’Zand Square
Victims

No 69: Cats in a Gale: Bairn Poems in Scots & English

Published by Lochlands, Maud, Aberdeenshire

Contents

At the Fun Fair
Bulgers & Brochers & Boddamers
Ca-Cannie
Cats in a Gale
Children First
Class
Clootie Tree
Din
Groundit
Hogmanay
JJ the Puddock
Littlin
Max
Molly the Coo
Muckle Flugga Lichthoose
Nuclear Scientists
Oxfam Shoppie
Peelie Wallie
Roch Sleeper
Skweel Secretaries
The Circus Owner’s Tent
The Heidie
The New Knight
The Snail Limerick
The Spaceman’s Holiday
The Three Leggit Mannie
The Trees o the Trossachs
The Wee Cattie
Toddle Toddle Deukie
Wee Willie

Sheena Blackhall: Short Story Collections (Some Poems included)

1. Nippick o Nor East Tales: Keith Murray Publications 1989 ISBN 1 870978 099

BONNIE AS A PICTUR
BONNIE’S NAE AATHIN
HORSE HURL
INCOMERS
LADY’S CHOICE
LILY O THE FIELD
LUIKS
STINCH
THE AULD KIST
THE CROSS
THE ROUP
THE TELEPHONE CALL
THE VISITOR
THE WAA
TWA WEEMIN
WATTIE COCHRANE’S COORTIN

2. Reets: Keith Murray Publications 1991 ISBN 870978 331

A DAUNDER BEN THE SMIRR
REETS
SILLER
THE BANDIE AN THE SHARK
THE BEN THE BURN AN THE CLAIKIN TREE
THE BONNIE BIRDIE
THE TAED WI THE GOWDEN SANG
THE WATTERGAW
THE WEE CURDOO
WATTER
COUNT TO TEN
FLESH AND BLOOD
ROYAL SHORTBREAD
THE CONCERT
THE FOOD PARCEL
THE FROG
THE HONEY THAT CAME FROM THE SEA
THE JAM JAR
THE MIRROR
THE TWILIGHT ZONE

3. Hint o Granite: Hammerfield Publications 1992

A LOVE OF A GIRL
A MAITTER O STATUS
AN APPRAISAL OF THE WORK OF SHEENA BLACKHALL BY DAVID OGSTON
CUPID AN THE BUIKWIRM
DAFFS
FURREIGN CURRENCY
GRANITE
HAUDIN ON
RUTH
STEEKIT THEGITHER
THE CONVEYOR BELT
THE DOLL’S HOUSE
THE LIVING SPIT
THE MAHARAJAH’S ELEPHANT
THE PIANIE
THE ROUNDABOUT
THE SWINGING SIXTIES
TINT TAE THE WARLD
TONGS RULE OK
WHAT’S IN A NAME
WIDDENDREME

4. Braeheid. A Fairm an its Fowk: Hammerfield Publishing 1993

BRAEHEID, A FAIRM AN ITS FOWK
GRANNY’S DAY OOT
LOSIN GRIP
MAY THE LORD MAKK US TRULY THANKFU
MOLLY DUTHIE’S DOONCAM
SAMUEL PEPYS AN THE STAG
SAUSAGES
THE CAPTAIN O INDUSTRY
THE CLOCKIN HEN
THE FOWER FIERS
THE HUNTER’S MERK
THE LANG PUIL
THE SHEPHERD’S GHAIST
THE SWEEMIN LESSON
THE WEE ANGEL
THE WORRIT
TINKER, TAILOR
XMAS EVE

5. A Kenspeckle Creel: Hammerfield Publishing 1995