SPECIAL REPORT on the DEAN BURGON and BFT MAFIA
August 18, 1989, Gary the Twerp, unhappy over the recent "raid," by the "Flaming Torch," which dealt a blow to the criminal duplicity of the double minded, double tongued, King James Defender Pretender MOB, called Herby (the HACK) Evans by phone to intimidate him by letting him know in no uncertain terms that the "MOB" was unhappy with him. After fishing around in the East RIVER, the SYNDICATE'S "PIGEON," Gary the TWERP, shadows Herby for vulnerability (Have you had formal education? Where did you get your Doctor's degree? Is it earned or Honorary? Have you had formal training in Greek? (and so on), and then Gary informs Herby that the "KISS OF DEATH" is on Herby, for the Dean Burgon Mafia has just had a meeting to discuss his being WACKED.
Herby the HACK will be receiving a "BLACK GLOVE" in the mail shortly. He just won't play ball by the rules; he ignores and ridicules the syndicate and its "history." He insists on going by the "Book" and is THROWING THE BOOKat them! The "BOYS" can't seem to intimidate or scare this "CANARY" into stopping his "SINGING" about the "MOB."
The head "DON" is upset (Godda Father), and he must decide whether this "RUB OUT" is going to be a local "HIT" by the New Jersey "Family" or "an out of town" CONTRACT by GARBAGE CAN Bobby Ross, an experienced "HIT MAN" from Texas (an expert SHOOTIST who loves to tell it in Gath). Needless to say, the "CEMENT BOOTS" are ready with a little brass (Uhhhh, or is it bronze or is it lead?) thrown in for good measure.
Robby the EELHymers has the contract on Pete the PAC MAN Ruckman and that "STOOLIE," Don (the DOVE) Edwards. They’ve been putting the "FINGER" on the “SYNDICATE." The "hit list" written, monthly by BFT headquarters (the Dean Burgon Society is only a FRONT for this MOB). Don the DREDGE heads them both but may resign, due to the "BUNGLING" of the "Custer HIT" [the Great (?) Debate (?)].
Early infiltration by "WISE GUYS" from Lubbock and Palatka has produced a wealth of "EVIDENCE" as to the inner workings of the "FAMILY." Rumor has it that Curtis the CROCK is losing "PROTECTION DOUGH" over the exposure. The "FAMILY" needs to get rid of the "FINKS," who are stopping the "ACTION.” They need to keep a low profile as not to attract attention to "WHAT IS GOING DOWN.” Needless to say, there is going to have to be some explaining as to why it must take the whole syndicate to "TAKE CARE OF" only ONE ignorant, uneducated "layman," they do not train, who owns no church, no pulpit, no paper, no organization, no following, no credentials, no radio nor T.V. program, no school, no institute, no influence, no money, no political group, and no secretary.Yup! That's Herby the Hack. Fire when ready "GANG!" He's the one wearing an Authorized 1611 Bullet Proof Vest!
-- by Herb Evans,Flaming Torch - Sept/Oct 1989 - p. 13; Bible Believers’ Bulletin - October 1989, p. 16
HERB EVANS and the DEAN BURGEON MAFIA ARTICLE DISCLAIMER
Note:Gary the Twerp gave us erroneus information about what the Dean Burgon Society was going to do to me. Nevertheless, it is funny enough to republish, even if it no longer applies. --by Herb Evans
Dear Dr. Waite,
In a conversation with Dr. Brad Weniger, I learned that you denied complicity for yourself and the Dean Burgon society as intending to "demolish" me. If that, is true. I must apologize to you and the society, for I am the one that gave Brother Weniger that information.
You see, on August 18, 1989, (A Southeastern Loose Canon) called me, under a guise of his future intent of ordering my book, "King James Defender Pretenders." He then proceeded to tell me that the Dean Burgon Society had just met, and that they and he were going to "demolish" me. He reiterated that threat with the pronoun "we.” During this conversation, he pumped me for information about my educational background for his next fall "Messenger."
You see, he is unable to meet an issue on its own merits, he must discredit his opponents in order to establish his position. His manner was arrogant; condescending, and bitter, as he was unhappy about my article in the "Flaming Torch." He hung up on me after telling me that he had procured enough information (his only and real reason for calling).
Now, most folk, on my side of the issue, are refusing mail and calls from certain "loose canons." I have not done that, but I must say that this postal and telephone trickery is not very ethical, and it is almost too much to bear.
Now, (this Bible corrector) in our conversation called me a liar several times, but it seems that his telephone dissimulation is not very truthful (if it is not, indeed, your purpose or the society's to "demolish" me). If this is not the case, I apologize for circulating that news.We have our differences, but that is no reason to obviate setting the record straight. Thank you for your time.Sincerely (signed),
Herbert F. Evans,Flaming Torch -- Nov/Dec 1989, p. 11