Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
D Streames Ó 2002
1 Dominic Streames efltheatreclub.co.uk © 2011
1. Reporter: ………………………………
2. Happy: ………………………………
3. Grumpy: ………………………………
4. Sneezy: ………………………………
5. Sleepy: ………………………………
6. Bashful: ………………………………
7. Dopey: ………………………………
8. Snow White: ………………………………
9. Queen: ………………………………
10. Basil: ………………………………
11. Guard 1: ………………………………
12. Guard 2: ………………………………
13. Guard 3: ……………………………
1 Dominic Streames efltheatreclub.co.uk © 2011
Scene 1 In the forest
(Enter 2 or 3 children who say: Scene 1 In the forest” the exit)
Reporter: Good evening, this is Edward Jones reporting live for the B.B.C. I am looking for Snow White.
Excuse me (Talking to the audience) have you seen Snow White? Oh well.
Dwarves: Hi Hoooooooooooooooooooooo.....
(Off-stage)
Reporter: What was that?
Dwarves: Hi Hoooooooooooooooooooooo.....
Reporter: What was that?
Dwarves: Hi Hoooooooooooooooooooooo.....
Reporter: What was that?
(Enter Seven Dwarves)
Dwarves:
Singing: Hi ho, hi ho
It’s off to work we go
Hi ho, hi
It’s off to work we go
Reporter: Hello. Who are you?
Dwarves: We are the Seven Dwarves.
Reporter: Hello, what’s your name?
Sleepy: Ahhh(Yawning) My name is Sleepy. I’m very tired.
Reporter: Hello, what’s your name
Happy: I’m happy.
Reporter: Very good but what’s your name?
Grumpy: Happy, Happy, my name is Happy!
Reporter: Oh, I see. What’s your name?
Grumpy: My name is Grumpy.
Reporter: How old are you?
Grumpy: How old am I? None of your business!! (Hits the reporter over the head with his stick
Reporter: Ouch! What’s your name?
Sneezy: My name is....a...a.....a....a...Atchooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reporter: Bless you.
Sneezy: Thank you. My name is Sneezy.
Reporter: What’s your name?
Dopey: ER...what’s my name? (Asking Sneezy)
Sneezy: Dopey.
Dopey: Oh yes, that’s right. My name is Dopey.
Reporter: What’s your name? (Bashful hides behind Dopey) Hello? Hello? What’s your name?
Bashful: Me?
Reporter: Yes, you.
Bashful: er………
Reporter: yes.
Bashful: M...m...m...my name is B..B...B..B...Bashful.
Reporter: I’m looking for Snow White. Have you seen Snow White?
Dwarves: Snow White is our friend. Come with us!
Scene 2 The Wicked Witch’s castle...
(Enter 2 or 3 children who say: Scene 2 The wicked witch’s castle” the exit)
Witch: Basil! Basil! Basil!
(Enter Basil)
Basil: Yes your majesty.
Queen: Basil, bring me my slippers!
(Basil runs off to the edge of the stage and brings them back)
Basil: Here you are.
Queen: Bring me my coffee.
(Basil runs off and fetches the coffee)
Basil: Here you are.
Queen: Basil, bring me my Magic Mirror!
(Basil fetches the Magic Mirror)
Basil: Here you are.
Queen: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the cleverest of them of?
Mirror: You are!
Queen: And who is the strongest of them all?
Mirror: You are!
Queen: I like this mirror. Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
Mirror: Mumble mumble mumble (The mirror mumbles trying not to give the correct answer which it knows
will make the Queen angry)
Queen: What?
Mirror: Mumble mumble mumble...
Queen: What?
Mirror: Snow Whhhhhhhhhmmmmmm..
Queen: Snow who?
Mirror: White! White! Snow White is the fairest of them all!
Queen: What! What. Snow White! Guards!
(Enter Guards 1, 2, and 3)
Guard 1, 2, 3: Yes, your majesty
Queen: Go into the Forest and kill Snow White.
Guards 1, 2, 3: Yes, your majesty.
(Exit everyone)
Scene 3 In the forest
(Enter 2 or 3 children who say: Scene 3 In the forest” then exit)
(Enter Snow White)
Snow White: Hello everyone, my name is Snow White. I live in the forest with my friends, the dwarves.
Ah...what a beautiful day.
Dwarves: Hi hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(Off stage)
Snow White: What was that? (Speaking to the audience)
Dwarves: Hi hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Snow White: My friends!
(Enter the dwarves and the reporter)
Dwarves: Hi ho, hi ho
It´s off to work we go
Snow White: Hello.
Dwarves: Hello Snow White.
Reporter: Excuse me, are you Snow White?
Snow White: Yes, I am.
Reporter: Can I ask you some questions?
Snow White: Yes.
(Enter Guards and Basil
Basil, Guards 1, 2, 3: Where is Snow White? Where is Snow White?
(The dwarves form a line and hide Snow White behind them)
Guard 1: Have you seen snow White? (asking Happy)
Happy: No.
Snow White: Atchoo.
Guard 2, 3: What was that?
Dwarves: Nothing.
Basil: Have you seen snow White? (Grumpy)
Grumpy: No
Snow White: Atchoo.
Guard 2, 3: What was that?
Dwarves: Nothing.
Guards 1, 2, 3: What’s that?
(The guards pretend to see something and while the dwarves look in that direction the guards sneak round the back of the
dwarves and find snow White)
Basil, Guards 1, 2, 3: It’s Snow White.
(There is a big fight and the dwarves knock out the guards. Exit dwarves, Snow white and Reporter leaving the guards
lying in the floor in a heap)
(Enter Queen)
Queen: Where is Snow White? (She sees the guards on the floor) You idiots! (The guards wake up and
get up) I will give Snow White this magic red apple. When she eats it she will sleep for 100 years!
Ha, ha, ha!
(Exit Queen and guards 1, 2 and 3)
(Enter Snow White and the dwarves)
Snow White: What a beautiful day.
(Enter Queen dressed as an old Lady and the report who moves around the stage secretly filming what is going on.)
Queen: Good morning.
Snow White: Good morning.
Queen: What’s your name?
Snow White: My name is Snow White.
Queen: What a beautiful name. Are you hungry?
Snow White: Yes, I am.
Queen: Would you like an apple?
Snow White: Yes, please.
Queen: Here you are.
Snow White: Thank you.
(Snow White bites the apple and falls asleep)
Queen: Ha, ha, ha. You will sleep for 100 years.
(Enter Dwarves)
Dwarves: (Suddenly they see snow white lying on the floor) Snow White!
Happy: Are you OK?
Sneezy/Dopey: Snow White, Snow White!
Grumpy: Snow White, what’s the matter?
Sleepy: Wake up!
Queen: Ha, ha, ha. She won’t wake up!
Dwarves: What????
Queen: She will sleep for 100 years, ha, ha, ha! Guards!
(Enter Guards 1, 2, 3)
Queen: Arrest them!
Grumpy: Dwarves, charge!!!!!
(The dwarves attack the Queen. There is a big fight. The dwarves beat the guards but the Queen’s magic is too strong)
Queen: You cannot beat me!
Reporter: But I can!
Queen: Who are you?
Prince: My name is Prince John. I am looking for a princess.
Dwarves: A princess?
Prince: Yes, I am looking for a princess to marry.
(The prince and the queen fight and the Queen is about the kill the prince when snow White wakes up and saves him)
Snow White: Stop!
(Snow White kills the Queen)
Queen: Aaaahhhh!!!!!!
Dwarves: Hooray, hooray!
Prince: Thank you. I am Prince John. Will you marry me?
Snow white: Yes!
Dwarves: Hooray, hooray!
Grumpy: Come on, let’s have a wedding party.
Everyone: A wedding party, hooray!!!!!
The End
1 Dominic Streames efltheatreclub.co.uk © 2011