Kyle Born
Portfolio:
Six Creative Commercials to give
you an idea of what I am capable of…
Enjoy!
Music: (Spacey music and sci-fi sounds where appropriate)
Virus: (Silly, evil voice) Mwu ha ha. This unsuspecting program won’t know what hit it. Soon they’ll have more spam and pop-ups than you can shake a stick at. You’ll never work properly again computer!
Anti-Virus: (Silly, heroic voice) Not so fast virus! You’ll not infect this computer with your diabolical perversions. This network is secure thanks to a programmer who graduated from B-C-I-T’s Network Administration and Security program. Duplicate THIS, Virus!
SFX: (Multiple laser sounds)
Virus: Ow! Right in the central processor! Blast your incrediable work B-C-I-T! Ugh! (Dies)
(Add SFX to voice to make it sound as if in thoughts, reverb or echo perhaps)
(Calm emotional music)
(Serious Read)
Female Reader: It’s been so long -
Since I last talked to you
I remember my childhood, looking up to you
My hero, my icon, my mom – that was you
Cooking and gardening, you taught me so many things
But more about life, about love, and being true
Your hugs and your kisses, feels as though it was yesterday
But you’ve been gone for so long, so far away
Now I face the struggle, the one you faced too
To live for tomorrow, for my daughter too
I’ll run the race of life, as best I know how
And hope that whatever happens, she’ll be proud
I’ll love you forever, and hold these memories true
And hope that I won’t become only a memory for my daughter too soon
Announcer: (Compassionate) The CIBC Run for the Cure to end breast cancer. Please be generous and volunteer, or donate today so we can live in a world without breast cancer.
Music: (Classy Jazz)
Female Announcer: (Read very sensually) Xoxolat (Scho-scho-la) Chocolate. I remember my first time.
It’s warmth felt so good on my tongue.
Dark, dripping desire…
Xoxolat (scho-scho-la)
Chocolate, in liquid form, running soothingly down your throat and giving you a warm, nurturing embrace.
Make your way to Xoxolat (Scho-scho-la) Chocolate at 8th and Burrard. Mention Evolution 107-9 and they’ll give you a complimentary cup of delectable drinking chocolate.
Xoxolat (scho-scho-la) Chocolate.
Female 1: We should rent a movie at Videomatica.
Male 1: What the front door! Did you say Videomatica. (Nervous and uncomfortable) Uh, look this is only our second date. Don’t you think we should take it easy before we start throwing “atica” into the mix.
Female 1: (Giggles) Oh would you relax. They’ve got all kinds of movies, and not just the famous Hollywood ones either. We can grab some unique movies like documentaries, musicals, or westerns.
Male 1: (Nervous) Oh good. Cause you know that would have been weird if we got something erotic(nervous laugh) hahahaha…
Announcer: Videomatica on West Fourth Avenue near Burrard.
Music: (Loud in your face fast paced)
Announcer (Hard Sell): Hey you! Why the heck are you paying for the paper? How much are you paying anyways? A dollar!? A freakin’ dollar!? Are you nuts!? Don’t you know that the Metro Newspaper is free? YES FREE! Why on earth would you pay for something that’s inferior instead of taking something that’s superior? It makes no sense at all. Make the obvious decision, go out there, find the Metro Newspaper and take it.
(Read really fast, more intensity with each line) Just Take it.
Take it.
Take it.
Take it.
Take it….TAKE IT!
Music: (Tense, serious music)
Announcer: Troubled people need help. When natural disasters strike, we need to have a way to reach out.
Music: (Music picks up slightly, becomes more positive)
Announcer: The Mennonite Central Committee is a worldwide ministry, sharing God’s love and compassion by responding with help when disaster strikes. The M-C-C continually works for peace, justice, and the needy.
Some people dream of changing the world. Others wake up and do it. Visit M-C-C dot org to find out how YOU can make a difference.