PH111 Introductory Quiz

Name ______

See the syllabus and answer the following questions. You may need to guess on some problems. This will not affect your grade. I will give you the answers after you are done.

1) What should you call the instructor for this course?

a. Mr. Jensen

b. Erik

c. Professor

d. Sir

e. Doctor

2) What are the prerequisites for PH111? Circle all that apply.

  1. MTH070 (Elementary Algebra)
  2. MTH112(Trigonometry)
  3. MTH111 (College Algebra)
  4. High school physics

3) What should you do if you cannot complete an assignment on time?

a. Demand an extension after the fact.

b. Negotiate an extension in advance.

c. Submit the work late and hope the instructor doesn't notice.

d. Beg for an extension after the fact.

4) What is the penalty for showing up late or without colored cards?

  1. nothing
  2. loss of a point
  3. push-ups until failure, estimated at ______push-ups
  4. a spanking

5) How can you earn extra credit in this class?

a. washing the instructor's car

b. performing an additional lab of your own design

c. writing a computer program

d. noticing and posting web errors

6) How many hours per week should you dedicate to this course?

a. 0 to 5

b. 5 to 10

c. 10 to 15

d. 15 to 20

7) The instructor will provide, without your consent, information regarding your enrollment and performance to which people? Circle all that apply.

a. Chemeketa employees

b. your mother

c. other students

d. federal agents

8) What are the possible penalties for academic dishonesty? Circle all that apply.

a. oral warning

b. written warning

c. a grade of zero for the assignment

d.a grade of F for the course

e. a spanking

9) What should you do if you get stuck on homework? Circle all that apply.

  1. ask Erik questions during recitation or lecture
  2. ask Erik questions during office hours
  3. look for answers on the internet
  4. copy your classmate’s work
  5. ask questions of classmates or a tutor

10) Where did your instructor go to graduate school?

a. Idaho College of Trucking and Cosmetology

b. Oregon State University

c. Texas Chiropractic College

d. Oregon School of Massage

11) What was the score in the Student versus Staff Smackdown V basketball game?

a. Students 109 and Staff 69

b. Students 90 and Staff 72

c. Students 70 and Staff 87

d. Students 69 and Staff 70

e. Students 59 and Staff 63

12) What is the greatest boy band of all time?

a) NSYNC

b) Backstreet Boys

c) New Kids on the Block

d) Boyz II Men

e) Jonas Brothers

f) Other, please specify: ______