Outside New York Public Library

Eerie music. Pigeons fly from the steps.

New York Public Library, reading room

ALICE pushes a cart of books.

New York Public Library, basement

ALICE brings some books down to the basement of library. As she walks along, a few books float to other shelves. When she

turns around to investigate, nothing happens.

She makes some notes on a pad and passes a card catalog. The drawers slide open, spilling cards all over the place. She

screams and runs.

She runs through the shelves.

Comes to what must be the ghost; she screams. Her hair blows back.

Ghostbusters logo dissolves onto screen. Music: Ghostbusters.

Columbia University

Main title pops up. Ghostbusters theme keeps playing. We see people going in and out of the building.

Corridor outside Paranormal Studies Laboratory

We hear DR. PETER VENKMAN giving the ESP test. On door: "Dr. Egon Spengler Dr. Raymond Stantz Dr. Peter Venkman Venkman

burn in hell Maid please make up this room as soon as possible"

Inside lab

PETER gives ESP test to MALE STUDENT and JENNIFER. MALE STUDENT is hooked up to electrodes.

PETER

All right, I'm going to turn over the next card. I want you to concentrate. I want you to tell me what it is.

card is a star

MALE STUDENT

Square?

PETER

showing him card and shocking him

Good guess, but wrong.

holds a circle card up in front of JENNIFER

Clear your head. All right, tell me what you think it is.

JENNIFER

Is it a star?

PETER

It is a star! Very good. That's great.

holds up a square card for MALE STUDENT

All right. Think hard. What is it?

MALE STUDENT

Circle?

PETER

showing him square and shocking him

Ooh, close, but definitely wrong.

MALE STUDENT's gum shoots out of his mouth. He puts it back in and keeps chewing. PETER holds a plus sign card up for

JENNIFER.

Okay. All right. Ready? What is it?

no answer

Come on.

JENNIFER

Figure eight.

PETER

pretending to be astonished

Incredible. That's five for five. You can't see these, can you?

JENNIFER

No, no.

PETER

You're not cheating me, are you?

JENNIFER

No, I swear, they're just coming to me.

PETER

to MALE STUDENT

Okay. Nervous?

MALE STUDENT

Yes... I don't like this.

PETER

Don't worry, you only have seventy-five more to go.

holds up a card with three wavy lines

Okay, what's this one?

MALE STUDENT

A couple of wavy lines.

PETER

who wants to zap him just for fun

Sorry! This isn't your lucky day!

MALE STUDENT

I know. I -

PETER reaches for the little lever. JENNIFER seems amused, so PETER winks to her. MALE STUDENT stumbles over some words

before PETER zaps him.

Hey! I'm getting a little tired of this!

PETER

You volunteered, didn't you? We're paying you, aren't we?

MALE STUDENT

Yeah, but I didn't know you were giving me electric shocks! What are you trying to prove here anyway?

PETER

I'm studying the effect of negative reinforcement on ESP ability.

MALE STUDENT

The effect?! I'll tell you what the effect is! It's pissing me off!

PETER

Well, then maybe my theory is correct!

MALE STUDENT

ripping electrodes off hands

You can keep the five bucks, I've had it!

runs out of room and slams door

PETER

I will mister!

kindly, to JENNIFER

You may as well get used to that, that's the kind of resentment that your ability is going to provoke in some people.

JENNIFER

Do you think I have it, Dr. Venkman?

PETER

You're no fluke, Jennifer.

DR. RAYMOND STANTZ enters the room, all in a flurry.

RAY

grabbing stuff off shelves

This is it! This is definitely it! Did those UV lenses come in for the video camera? And that blank tape? I need it. The

one you erased yesterday.

PETER

to JENNIFER

Can you excuse me for a second?

JENNIFER

Sure.

PETER runs to RAY, jumps up and smacks him on the head.

PETER

I'm right in the middle of something, Ray! Ah, I need a little more time with this subject. Could you come back in an

hour, hour and a half?

RAY

Peter, at 1:40 PM at the main branch of the New York Public Library on Fifth Avenue, ten people witnessed a free floating,

full torso, vaporous apparition. It blew books off shelves from twenty feet away and scared the socks off some poor

librarian!

PETER

I'm very excited. I'm very pleased. I want you to get right down there, check it out and get back to me.

RAY

No, no.

PETER

Get right back to me...

RAY

You're coming with us on this one! Spengler went down there and took PKE valances. Went right off the top of the scale.

Buried the needle! We're close on this one. I can feel it!

PETER

I can feel it. We're very, very close.

to JENNIFER

I have to go now, Jennifer, but I'd like to work with you some more. Perhaps you could come back this evening, say at -

JENNIFER

Eight o'clock?

PETER

I was just about to say eight o'clock! You are a legitimate phenomenon!

Outside New York Public Library

PETER is yelling at RAY all the way there.

PETER

As a friend I have to tell you: you've finally gone round the bend on this ghost business. You guys have been running your

ass off meeting and greeting every schizo in the five boroughs who says he has a paranormal experience. What have you

seen?

New York Public Library, reading room

RAY

Of course you forget, Peter, I was present at an undersea, unexplained, mass sponge migration.

PETER

Ooh, Ray, those sponges migrated about a foot and a half.

DR. EGON SPENGLER is under the table, listening to it with a stethescope. PETER runs over to him and speaks in a zombie

voice.

Egon...

EGON is puzzled. PETER raps table with knuckles, then slams it with a book. EGON is starled and jumps up.

EGON

Oh, you're here.

PETER

Yeah, what have you got?

EGON

This is big, Peter. This is very big. There is definitely something here.

PETER

Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. You remember that?

EGON

That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.

LIBRARY ADMINISTRATOR walks up to the three.

LIBRARY ADMINISTRATOR

I'm Roger Delicore. Are you the men from the university?

PETER

introducing them all

Yes. I'm Dr. Venkman. Dr. Stantz, Egon.

LIBRARY ADMINISTRATOR

Thank you for coming. I hope we can clear this up quickly and quietly.

PETER

Let's not rush things. We don't even know what you have yet.

They go to a smaller room. ALICE is lying on a table.

ALICE

I don't remember seeing any legs, but it definitely had arms because it reached out for me.

RAY

Arms?! I can't wait to get a look at this thing!

PETER

Alice, I'm going to ask you a few standard questions, okay? Have you or any of your family ever been diagnosed

schizophrenic, mentally incompetent?

ALICE

My uncle thought he was St. Jerome.

PETER

I'd call that a big yes. Uh, are you habitually using drugs, stimulants, alcohol?

ALICE

No!

PETER

No, no. Just asking. Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?

LIBRARY ADMINISTRATOR

What has that got to do with it?

PETER

Back off, man. I'm a scientist.

EGON

Ray, it's moving.

New York Public Library, basement

EGON is in front, with PKE meter. RAY has a video camera. PETER is in the back, bored stiff. He starts making scary

gestures at RAY. They come to a tall tower of books.

RAY

Look!

EGON

This is hot, Ray.

RAY

Symmetrical book stacking, just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.

PETER

You're right. No human being would stack books like this.

RAY

Listen!

eerie music

You smell something?

they go to a card catalog; it is slimed

Talk about telekinetic activity! Look at this mess!

EGON

Raymond, look at this.

RAY

Ectoplasmic residue.

EGON

Venkman, get a sample of this.

RAY

It's the real thing!

PETER

Somebody blows their nose and you want to keep it?

EGON

I'd like to analyze it.

As RAY and EGON continue talking, PETER scrapes slime into a dish. Gets it all over his hands. Groans and grunts. Flicks

slime away. Wipes hands and feet on books.

RAY

There's more over here!

EGON

I'm getting stronger readings here, this way.

RAY

Come on.

They turn a corner. PETER gives EGON slime.

PETER

Egon, your mucus.

a bookshelf falls with a crash

This happen to you before?

RAY shakes head

Oh, first time?

RAY nods. They continue. EGON's PKE meter goes nuts. They see LIBRARY GHOST.

EGON

It's here.

RAY

A full torso apparition, and it's real.

PETER

So what do we do?

no answer

Could you come over here and talk to me for a second, please?

pulls RAY by the ear

Could you just come over here for a second, please? Right over here. Come here, Francine! Come here. What do we do?

RAY

I don't know. What do you think?

EGON starts with calculator, but PETER slaps it away

PETER

Stop that!

RAY

We've got to make contact. One of us should actually try to speak to it.

EGON

Good idea.

They look to PETER. He groans and goes to the ghost. RAY starts taking pictures.

PETER

Hello. I'm Peter. Where are you from? Originally.

LIBRARY GHOST

Ssh.

PETER

going back

All right. Okay, the usual stuff isn't working.

RAY

Okay, I have a plan. I know exactly what to do. Now stay close, stay close. I know. Do exactly as I say. Ready, ready, get

her!

LIBRARY GHOST turns into a monster and scares them. They run away. Music: Cleanin' Up The Town.

Outside New York Public Library

PETER, RAY and EGON run away.

LIBRARY ADMINISTRATOR

Did you see it? What was it?

PETER

We'll get back to you!

LIBRARY ADMINISTRATOR

What?!

Columbia University grounds

PETER, RAY and EGON go back to the lab. PETER is laughing at RAY.

PETER

Hee, hee, hee! Get her. That was your whole plan. Get her. It was scientific.

RAY

I just got overexcited. But wasn't it incredible, Pete? I mean, we actually touched the etheric plane. You know what this

could mean to the university?

PETER

Yeah, it's gonna be bigger than the microchip. Ray, I'm very excited.

EGON

working with calculator

I wouldn't say the experience was totally wasted. According to these new readings, I think we have an excellent chance of

actually catching a ghost and holding it indefinitely.

RAY

Well, this is great! If this ionization rate is constant for all ectoplasmic entities, we could really bust some heads! In

a spiritual sense, of course.

PETER

Spengs? You serious about this catching a ghost?

EGON

I'm always serious.

PETER

Egon, I'm gonna take back some of the things I've said about you. You... you've earned it.

gives EGON a candy bar

Their lab

Moving men cart stuff out of the room. DEAN YEAGER stands in wait. Music: I Can Wait Forever.

RAY

The possibilities are, are limitless! Hey, Dean Yeager!

PETER

I trust you're moving us to better quarters on campus.

DEAN YEAGER

No! You're being moved off campus. The board of regents has decided to terminate your grant. You are to vacate these

premises immediately.

PETER

This is preposterous. I demand an explanation.

DEAN YEAGER

Fine. The university will no longer continue any funding of any kind for your group's activities.

PETER

But the kids love us!

DEAN YEAGER

Dr. Venkman, we believe that the purpose of science is to serve mankind. You, however, seem to regard science as some kind

of dodge or hustle. Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy and your conclusions are

highly questionable. You, Dr. Venkman, are a poor scientist.

PETER

I see.

DEAN YEAGER

And you have no place in this department or in this university.

Outside Columbia University

RAY is worriedly pacing. PETER is relaxing with a bottle.

RAY

This is a major disgrace. Forget MIT or Stanford now. They wouldn't touch us with a ten-meter cattle-prod.

PETER

You're always so concerned about your reputation. Einstein did his best stuff when he was working as a patent clerk!

RAY

You know how much a patent clerk earns?

PETER

No!

RAY

Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities. We didn't have to produce anything! You've never

been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there. I've worked in the private sector. They expect results.

PETER

For whatever reasons, Ray, call it fate. Call it luck. Call it karma. I believe that everything happens for a reason. I

believe that we were destined to get thrown out of this dump.

RAY

For what purpose?

PETER

To go into business for ourselves.

Offers RAY a drink. RAY drinks.

RAY

This ecto-containment system that Spengler and I have in mind is going to require a load of bread to capitalize. Where are

we going to get the money?

PETER

I don't know.

drinks

I don't know.

Outside Manhattan City Bank

The three come out of the bank. Fanfare.

PETER

You're never going to regret this, Ray!

RAY

My parents left me that house! I was born there!

PETER

You're not going to lose the house. Everybody has three mortgages nowadays.

RAY

But at nineteen percent! You didn't even bargain with the guy!

EGON

flashing a calculator

Ray, for your information, the interest rate alone for the first five years comes to $95,000.

PETER

Will you guys relax? We are on the threshold of establishing the indispensable defense science of the next decade.

Professional paranormal investigations and eliminations. The franchise rights alone will make us rich beyond our wildest

dreams.

Outside Hook and Ladder No. 8

The building's windows are whitewashed. We hear REAL ESTATE AGENT talking.

Inside Hook and Ladder No. 8

REAL ESTATE WOMAN shows PETER and EGON the fire house.

REAL ESTATE WOMAN

There's office space, sleeping quarters and showers on the next floor and a full kitchen on the top left.

PETER

It just seems a little pricey for a unique fixer-upper opportunity, that's all. What do you think, Egon?

EGON

I think this building should be condemned. There's serious metal fatigue in all the load-bearing members, the wiring is

substandard, it's completely inadequate for our power needs, and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone.

RAY

calling to them from upstairs

Hey! Does this pole still work?

slides down the fire pole

Wow! This place is great! When can we move in? You've got to try this pole! I'm gonna get my stuff.

runs up stairs

Hey, we should stay here tonight. Sleep here! You know, to try it out!

PETER

I think we'll take it.

REAL ESTATE WOMAN

Good.

Outside Ivo Shandor Building

The building is huge and grandiose. Ominous music. Show the terror dog statues on the roof. DANA BARRETT gets out of a

taxi and enters the building.

Inside Shandor Building

DANA gets off the elevator. Sees a neighbor.

DANA

Oh, hi.

LOUIS TULLY pops out of his apartment

LOUIS

Oh, Dana, it's you!

DANA

Oh, hi, yes Louis, it's me.

LOUIS

I thought it was the drugstore.

DANA

Oh, are you sick?

LOUIS

Oh! No, no, I'm fine, I feel great! Just ordered some more vitamins and stuff. I was just exercising. I taped a 20-minute

workout and played it back at high speed on my machine so it only took ten minutes. I got a great workout.

DANA

Good.

LOUIS

You wanna come in for a mineral water or something?

DANA

Oh, I'd really like to, Louis, but I have to go rehearsal now. Excuse me.

LOUIS

No sweat, I'll take a rain check on that. I always have plenty of low sodium mineral water and other nutritious foods in

the house. But you already know that.

DANA

Yeah, I know that.

LOUIS

Listen, that reminds me, I'm having a big party for all my clients, my fourth anniversary as an accountant, you know, and

even though you do your own tax return, which you shouldn't do, I'd like you to stop by, being that you're my neighbor and

all -

DANA

cutting him off

Well, thank you, Louis, I'll really try to stop by.

LOUIS

Listen, that reminds me, you shouldn't leave your TV on so loud when you go out. The creep down the hall phoned the

manager.

DANA

That's strange, I didn't realize I'd left it on.

LOUIS

Well, yeah, you know what I did? I climbed on the ledge and tried to disconnect the cable, but I couldn't get in, so you