>Ok, go back. Sorry yeah.
>Me put it on?
>Yeah
>Ok.
>Now climb on top of him.
Now kiss each other.
Now, cut. Good good. Alright guys. Nice.
alright. You guys okay?
>Yeah.
>Yeah. Tired?
>Yeah I’m… I’m…
>Face burned?
>Face burned. A little bit. Yeah.
>Alright Good. Alright, relax. Who needs clothes?
>That was awesome. That was awesome.
>Yeah, It looks nice guys. You need… shirt?
Ok. Good.
Here. Disconnect. Or just leave that in here.
>Here you go.
>Is that… Was that all we’re doing or…
>well, I’m gonna unload this stuff and take a look at it and then…
>I’m just worried I –
>What?
>It’s okay that I wasn’t hard when she was puttinG on the condom?
>Yeah, it looked good.
>It did?
>Yeah
>Alright.
>It’s just like a super quick close-up. All I see is really her hands on it. You know what I mean?
>Ok.
>You good?
>Mm hmm…
>Nice condom putting on.
>Thanks.
>I’m gonna let you deal with this, and I’ll…
>Alright, I’m gonna go unload stuff.
>Ok.
>You okay?
>Yeah?
>There was a second where you seemeD...
>Not okay.
>Not okay.
>I think I was surprised by… by how. You know, I don’t know.
>Yeah.
>Yeah, it felt businesslike, but it’s not businesslike what we’re doing. So… but I mean, I think it was good.
>It looks good.
>Oh good.
>Yeah.
>Ok, good. Yeah.
>Alright.
>He’s so nice. I feel safe working with him. It’s just like strange, I mean I think it would have been easier if it was like,
more intimate, but it being such a like, um… sort of fast and furious.
>Yeah.
>Cause that stuff. That’s actually -- I don’t even necessarily make out like that even when I am really into someone
because it’s, Sometimes it’s like rough, or it feels like not organic and so -- It just felt especially so doing it this way,
but… interesting experience.
Have you ever been in a sex scene?
>YES
>How did it feel?
>Oh, I don’t know. It varies from feeling super stressful … It depends on if I’m directing or not.
If I’m in somebody else’s movie, then… um… I can usually be a little bit more present at least and sort of conscious of
what’s going on. When I’m in my own stuff, I’m just like really aware of the camera and audio and stuff
and it’s way more stressful, or my brain’s at least divided in different places
that aren’t necessarily focused on just acting and stuff.
>Right.
>My brain felt divided.
>Really?
>YEAH.
>In what categories?
>Well like, of trying to be authentic and into the moment, and then also trying to…
Well, I guess it’s just like feeling objective and subjective. Or I guess feeling like I’m present
but even though I’m trying really hard not to think about the fact that you guys are there
I can almost see us as a third party, so it’s weird.
>Hm.
>Yeah.
Thanks.
>I’m gonna go unload footage.
>Is your whole dress safety-pinned together?
>Prety much. It’s too big. I got it at a thrift store, so...
that one’s an extra safety pin.
>Here turn around.
>That’s the back. I kind of hide ‘em on the side. I don’t really…
This is fun.
>Good.
>Are you drawing—
>Yeah, I can remember. I wish I kept it because It was hilarious.
>What a bizarre face
>Holy shit. Oh, stop… It’s just getting worse. Don’t. Oh no.
>How is that erotic?
>I don’t know -- What is that, is that?
>Does she have balls?
>I love that you still remember it.
>I remember it started off, and I was like, Yeah, it looks, it looks really good. And then I got to her…
>It’s a woman on top of a man. You can see part of his penis.
>Oh!
I got to her face, and I was trying to draw her like -- Ok wait, I was trying to draw her like, in heat, like ‘AhHH!’
and then it came out like, like that.
>Oh my gosh. That is the scariest thing I ever saw. It also looks like his penis is Destroying her ass.
>Did you draw her spine?
>It looks like he’s going straight through her…
>Why did you draw her spine?
>No, it’s her vagina. Her ass is on top. You can see – there’s a little…
>On top?
>You know this kind of looks like a crucifix really when you look at it.
>Oh my gosh, that’s exactly it.
>There’s like biblical implications to this… this…
>Yeah, why is she -- why is she like this?
>No, that’s his arms. She’s got her arms on his chest –
>Oh.
>So where’s his head then?
>You can’t see it I guess.
>Why did you draw her whole spine?
>I don’t know – To show it’s the back? I don’t know.
>Is that her tongue sticking out?
>Yeah. She’s supposed to be like, ‘mm…’
>Wait, who’s the standup comic? Me?
>You. Yeah.
>Why? Because they have smelly pussies?
>Yep, every one of ‘em. Chris Rock.
>Alright guys, come on. I’m rolling…
>No, because if you think your pussy doesn’t smell amazing, then you must be joking…
>Alright, Eric, I’m rolling.
>Alright, sorry. Wait, so we’re– playing with the nipple?
>Yes.
>Nipple-playing…
>Thanks.
>Alright, put your – yeah.
Now move your hand up, towards her hair. Yeah.
>Where did you get those blue eyes?
>Are they blue?
>They look blue. Are they not?
>They change. Sometimes they’re green.
I got em at Sears.
>Keep going guys, sorry.
>Huh?
>Just keep talking.
>Alright. I used to draw, you know the Beatles?
>Mmhmmm…
You know the Beatles ‘Revolver’ album? It’s like a drawing of their –
>Oh yeah.
>Wait, hold on. Juliette, were you gonna – talk about?
>Yeah yeah yeah.
>Go straight into that.
>Ok.
I never dated anyone like you before.
>What do you mean?
>Like, gentle. And. Kind.
>Um, let’s… Let’s… I’m gonna keep rolling, but just have...
the way you’re saying, “I’ve never dated anybody like you” feels a little like you’re saying you’re dating him
but really you guys just met last night.
>Right ok.
>So, let’s phrase that in a way that’s less…
>I never went out…
>Or you can say like, it’s interesting to meet you, but none of my ex-boyfriends…
>How about I’ve never been a lover. I’ve never met a lover like you?
>I’ve never had an orgasm with someone as… kind…
>Or I’ve never hooked up with someone like you?
>Can you get a little closer?
>This good?
>Yeah, totally. Just a little… Alright, go ahead. From the top.
>I never went out with anyone like you. Before.
>Wait, let’s say that again. Let’s – I don’t know. I don’t know what I’m looking for.
>Louder?
>I NEVER! I’ll use my stage voice.
>No no no…
>How about I’ve never been with someone like you?
>I never… Ok, yeah. That’s…
>That feel right?
>Yeah, that’s better.
Alright. I’m still rolling.
>I’ve never been with anybody like you before.
>What do you mean? What am I like?
>Kind. Gentle. Thoughtful. Fucking great in bed.
>Who have you been dating? Sounds like JERKS
>Assholes.
I think I’m attracted to that kind of person. What kind of person are you attracted to?
>Pretty people.
You know, all the usuals.
>But do you date mean people, or nice people?
>I dated a crazy woman once.
>Run your hands through his hair more.
>We used to fight all the time. I thought I was crazy too.
>Why did you think you were crazy?
>Because we were fighting all the time, and… One day we were fighting, and I suddenly thought my neighbors could hear us
and then I was like, I was listening to everything I was saying and analyzing it, and it all sounded nuts.
>Mm.
>And then we just had like stupid arguments and like, would talk in circles…
>I know. Actually my biggest fights were not with lovers but with a really good friend.
But when a third party was in the roOm, it was always a million times worse
cause when you fight and someone else is witnessing, you don’t listen. And you have to win.
So, it’s much harder to do the work of being a good communicator when you’re in that situation.
>We went to couples counseling, and…
>How did that go?
>I loved it. He was great. He was like -- I was like, “Nothing ever comes out of our fights.”
He was like, “No, because You’re trying to win the fight. You’re trying to win the argument,
you’re not trying to make things better.”
And I was like, “Yeah!”
So then he was like, “So, if you get mad, you should go for a walk and calm down”
“and then talk about it when you’re not mad.”
>Oh, yeah.
>So the first time we started fighting after that, I was like, “I’m gonna go for a walk.”
And she was like, “You always walk away.”
>Did she know that you were trying to help the situation?
Did she know that you were trying to help… make the … that you were trying to bring you guys together?
>No. I was like, “No, Larry told –“ And she’s like, “Larry, you just listen to Larry!”
>Oh my gosh, really?
>Yeah.
>Oh wow, that does sound kind of like a bad relationship.
>Yeah. But when we broke up, I got really depressed because I was like...all of a sudden I was really bored.
Like, suddenly, there wasn’t a big crisis every day.
>Oh interesting. And then you have to focus on your problems in your real life.
>Yeah.
>And then you realize that you have problems in your real life.
>Yeah.
>And it wasn’t just her.
>Yeah.
>I hate that feeling. It’s so much easier to blame someone else.
>I was like, “if it wasn’t for her, this relationship would be amazing.”
>Ok, no more talking, just rub. Like, rub. Yeah. Rub her breasts. Rub down her side.
>Ok.
>And just sort of kiss a little bit.
Run your hand through her hair.
Rub your hand down her back. Bring the sheet down.
Lay down next to him and then roll over on top. Like that, one more time.
>Ok.
>Alright. Straight down the side… Just keep going.
Alright great good. Alright guys.
>Ok.
>Thank you.
>So that’s it for in, for in here?
>Yeah. That’s it until tonight, I think. Let me go unload the stuff and check it out.
>I don’t know if you heard the plane going over or… It was about Two lines of dialogue.
>Really?
>It wasn’t very loud, but it may not be that big of a deal…
>Sorry.
>No, it’s okay.
>Is it okay if I lie here? For a bit?
>You guys need anything? Glass of water?
>Uh yeah.
>Yeah?
>Yeah, thanks.
>Sure.
>You okay?
>Mmhmm.
>Sorry if -- I was like going for it, with my hand.
>No that was fine.
>You sure?
>Yeah.
>Ok. It’s so hard… to like –
>Stop the physical urges.
>Well I want it to be natural. Yeah yeah. That’s what I would normally do, so…
>You okay?
>Mm hmm..
>Oh thanks.
>But um…
>That was good.
>I think that was good.
>Yeah? Yeah.
>That felt… good.
>Yeah.
>I can’t believe you dated that girl. Was that really true, you dated that girl?
>Yeah. But I mean, we were both nuts.
>Well, how were you nuts?
>I don’t know. I mean, we just had a hard time communicating, and then we just started having these fights.
We were never on the same page. She’d be in a good mood, and I’d be in a bad mood.
>You seem like a very good communicator.
>I think because I went through all that. I think I’m better now.
Now, when I date someone and they start acting like that, I’m like…
>Sorry guys, I think I left something in here.
>We’re just gonna keep acting, even though you guys aren’t rolling. Is that okay?
>It’s like method.
>Where the fuck did that go?
>What are you looking for?
>Lens cap.
>I thought I saw, you had it in your hand.
>I’m gonna see if it’s in here.
>It might be, it might be in my bag.
>Yeah like, everything that you’re saying: how much of it is from your real life, and how much of it is –
>Everything. I don’t… I don’t have any—
>Really?
>Yeah. It’s so much easier to talk about it, but then I feel bad. I feel like I’m exposing all these like…
>I know. Me too.
>This is a lot easier than I thought it was gonna be. I was really scared.
>It feels much better than yesterday. That’s good.
>Your body feels really nice too.
>Same to you.
>Yeah?
>Yeah.
>Yeah, you’re so soft.
>You’re so soft, I can’t believe that –
>I’m pretty soft for a guy, I guess.
You feel like porcelain. So nice. Your lips are so soft. They’re like—I just.
I was gonna kiss you! I’m sorry.
>It’s confusing.
>”Um, let’s… Let’s… I’m gonna keep rolling, but just have -- the way you’re saying I’ve never dated anybody like you feels a little…”
Yeah, I think I’m attracted to that kind of person.
>Oh hold on.
>Why’d you think you were crazy?
>Because we were fighting all the time.
>God.
>What?
>I feel like the way that you look at me and the way that you touch me, it makes me feel really beautiful.
>You are beautiful.
>Do you feel beautiful?
>Huh?
>Do you feel beautiful?
You are beautiful. You having amazing eyes and the thickest hair around.
>Yeah.
>You have a great body, even though you keep saying otherwise.
>”Run your hands through her hair.”
>It’s a little hot.
I don’t know, I can’t tell if it’s –Oh, alright good.
>”Run your hand down her back. Move the sheet down.”
>That’s great.
>This is good.
>I’ll turn the volume up a bit.
>Oh, that looks awesome.
>Yeah, this –
>”Lay down next to him and then roll over on top. One more time.”
“Where did you get those blue eyes?”
>I think I’m attracted to that kind of person.
What kind of person are you attracted to?
>Pretty people. You know, all the usuals.
>But do you date mean people, or nice—
>”We used to fight all the time. I thought I was crazy too.
>Why did you think you were crazy?
>Because we were fighting all the time, and… One day we were fighting, and I just thought
I suddenly thought my neighbors could hear us, and then I was like, I was listening to everything I was saying
and analyzing it, and it all sounded nuts.
>Ah, right.
>And then we just had like stupid arguments and like, would talk in circles…
>That’s -- I know. Actually my biggest fights were not with like lovers but with a really good friend.
>But… when a third party was in the room, it was always a million times worse
cause when you fight and someone else is witnessing, you don’t listen. And you have to win. So—
>Lay down next to him and then roll over on top. like that One more time.
Straight down the side. Just keep going.
Alright, Great. Good.
>Um, where is she? DId she, did she leave, or…
>No, I don’t think so. No.
>Oh my god. It just, it felt so good. Because I’m -- You probably don’t experience this, but I’m like older
so My penis doesn’t really get as hard as it used to.
>Ok.
>I mean, it gets hard.
>Yeah yeah.
>I’m not like having dysfunction. But it just felt like i was 17, like really hard. and i was like – ah. It just felt great.
Is this weird that i’m talking about--?
>No no.
>Alright.
Now it’s gonna be so weird to do a sex scene, you know what I mean?
>Yeah.
>Is it gonna…?
>That’s what I’m worried about. Is it?
>Or is it gonna be better?
>I don’t know.
We’ll find out.
>Yeah, man. Thank you for… asking me to be in this movie! I still don’t know why you want me to be in it, but…
>I’m the engine. He’s the caboose. I’m not the –
>Are you?
>Yeah yeah.
>You’re not rubbing anybody.
>Oh.
>bill’s got a great thing going here BEcause he’s drinking beer. He’s just drinking beer while I rub him.
>Yeah. Wait a minute – This is a pyramid scheme!
>Oh, here’s the caboose.
>Yay!
>Working too hard—
>Get me in the back—
>joining the train.
>Give me the poundy kind.
Yeah.
>You didn’t even have to ask. I was going for it.
>We got a link like this. A trained link.
Yeah, do the head one.
>Ow, that’s a little hurty.
>Oh sorry.
>Softer. a little softer.
>Sorry.
I’ve hurt my partner.
>Oh no.
>The car in front of me has been complaining. I don’t know what to do.
>Do A better job.
>Woot WOot. Woot WOo – that was the train whistle.
>That’s nice.
>Oh God.
When we get into the station…
>GIve me some more pounds real quick. Pound it. POund it.
Choo choo. Choo Choo.
harder.
>This is a terrible massaging that you’re doing.
>My brother and i –we used to wrestle, and he would always get me pinned and he would put his chin in my back.
He would be like – it was supposed to be painful.
And i would be like, “No!” Not the chin!
>I kind of like it.
>Achoo!
>Bless you.
>Bless you.
>Are you ok?
>Yeah. Have you guys ever trying to say sneeze when you sneeze?
>Say sneeze?
>No. What does that do?
>Is that supposed to stop it?
>No, it’s just really hard. And it makes you just spew snot everywhere. you can’t do it, no matter how hard you try –
I always just try to say achoo, and that works great…
That one flows, but sneeze, it’s like…
>Hey!
>oh hello.
>Speak of the devil.
>Welcome back.
>Hi.
>We have breakfast ready for you.
>Um, hi.
>Hey, This is sarah.
>Hi.
>This is juliette.
>So nice to meet you.
>She made us breakfast.
>Wow, that’s nice.
>We like her.
>Yeah, Sit down, have some.
>I’m not that hungry, I just went for a run. You guys are eating bacon.