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My life's been one long,

fruitful journey towards idiocy.

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As a teenager,

I realised I was an idiot.

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Later, I discovered

I wasn't the only one.

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Now that I'm pushing 35, I see

that not only is everyone an idiot

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but that we'll never stop being so.

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IDIOT LOVE

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-He's always late. Cheers!

-Happy birthday!

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Here he is.

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You're late, Pere-Lluc.

The meal's served.

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-I had a few gin and tonics.

-Right.

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Godfather, this is for you.

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For me? Thank you.

1310:02:55:2010:02:57:18

No champagne for me?

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-I'll be back in a minute.

-Fine.

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His prostrate.

He doesn't want it mentioning.

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Listen...

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My friends.

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Just a minute.

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Idiocy is like woodworm in old wood,

it rots us to the core.

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At fifteen we're already

incurable idiots.

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It's a mould which sets at that age.

You stay like that till you die.

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That's why I haven't got kids.

And I don't think I'll ever have any.

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I don't want to create

any more idiots.

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Here, here!

2510:03:34:1810:03:36:07

Thank God.

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Just a minute.

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On this notable day in our work

calendar, I shall be carrying out

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an act of atonement.

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Just as Our Lord sacrificed his life

to save us all,

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so will I, in the most public

and symbolically humiliating way,

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offer up my dick.

3210:04:00:1510:04:02:17

After unzipping my fly,

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I'm going to place my virile member

here,

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alongside the meatballs and the meat,

like another sausage.

3510:04:12:1210:04:14:10

And with this fork,

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which destiny has brought into play

before its time...

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Don't do it.

You'll be maimed for life.

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Stop it!

3910:04:34:1810:04:38:06

I'm sick and tired

of this show of childishness.

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But let's not forget

I'm an idiot.

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Give me that.

The joke's over.

4210:04:44:2210:04:46:07

If you don't mind...

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What were you thinking of!

4410:04:56:0210:04:57:21

Why are you all so quiet?

4510:05:05:0610:05:07:12

I think I've wet myself.

4610:05:18:1810:05:23:03

After a lifetime of intense idiocy,

can you reach rock bottom?

4710:05:23:1310:05:27:09

Experience shows that no, you can

always be a bit more of an idiot.

4810:05:29:2210:05:32:17

My case proves that.

It's the only explanation

4910:05:32:2110:05:36:24

for the pathetic and immature

exhibition I've just starred in.

5010:05:40:0510:05:43:04

Barcelona, ancient and Olympic

Mediterranean capital.

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Proud,

its indigenous inhabitants

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claim that it lacks the character

of the big European metropolises.

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But despite this, they don't leave.

5410:05:52:1410:05:56:22

Disorientated, it takes in foreigners

who deride it for being provincial.

5510:05:57:0510:06:00:19

They don't accept that it is as it is

and not as they'd like it to be.

5610:06:00:2310:06:03:02

But even so, they stay.

5710:06:05:0810:06:08:05

Barcelona is like an old lady

who was rejuvenated

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by an Olympic face-lift

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and who can't understand why

suddenly, every day is like Monday

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or why they've suddenly taken back

her VIP pass for world history.

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And in the middle

are the ones

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who float like beggars' frozen turds

on the oily waters of the quay.

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People trying to keep afloat.

6410:06:29:1510:06:31:11

Myself included.

6510:06:33:1810:06:35:24

A listener with a voice,

but no vote.

6610:06:39:0710:06:43:03

Pere-Lluc, it's Peyró.

Bad news, man.

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Sorry to tell you like this,

but Nicco Zenone's dead.

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I just arrived from Argentina and

found out. It happened in December.

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Nicco, the great Nicco,

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well-known for

his marvellous shows.

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But to me, he was the best friend

I'd ever had.

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An actor and theatre director,

a pure Argentinean.

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It wasn't logic made me believe

you are perfection.

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His job meant he travelled,

that's how we met.

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He lived in San Telmo, Buenos Aires,

with his wife, Vera.

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We made an effort

to keep our friendship alive,

7710:07:22:1710:07:26:00

we often phoned, but might not

see each other for months.

7810:07:26:0410:07:28:23

We'd spent the last ten years

meeting up at least once a year.

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What I don't offload,

I end up swallowing.

8010:07:32:0510:07:35:12

Once, I spent three weeks

with them in Buenos Aires.

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You know something?

Freedom is achieved by sharing it.

8210:07:40:2010:07:44:12

On his own, a man loses

his solidarity and humanity.

8310:07:46:0410:07:48:11

Two years ago, he came through

severe hepatitis...

8410:07:48:1510:07:50:20

I've never been afraid of dying,

8510:07:51:0510:07:55:03

but I almost shit myself

worrying about it a few times.

8610:07:56:0810:07:58:06

You're as unoriginal as the rest.

8710:07:58:2210:08:01:22

I could turn up at their place

uninvited, even if they were away.

8810:08:02:0110:08:05:13

The door was always

wide open to travellers.

8910:08:07:1710:08:11:04

His presence in my life was,

to put it like an idiot,

9010:08:11:0810:08:14:21

like a branch I could grab

to keep from falling off the edge.

9110:08:15:1810:08:17:10

Now that branch has broken.

9210:08:17:1410:08:19:00

Buenos Aires, Argentina.

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Vera o Nicco Zenone.

Humberto Iº.

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Phoning his wife in the middle

of the night won't help me.

9510:08:26:2210:08:30:06

Luckily for us both,

I can't reach her.

9610:08:33:1210:08:36:11

I'm down and go to drink

to my deceased friend's health.

9710:08:41:1510:08:43:22

I can't stop thinking

about Nicco's death.

9810:08:48:1510:08:51:11

It's an attack of betrayal,

an enormous con.

9910:09:23:0210:09:24:12

Christ...

10010:09:29:1510:09:31:02

Are you hurt?

10110:09:33:1010:09:36:04

We can go to a chemist's.

That's a bad bump.

10210:09:44:0010:09:46:12

Well, sorry,

I have to get back to work.

10310:11:20:0310:11:21:07

Hi.

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In the Gelida.

10510:11:25:0110:11:27:10

But don't be long, ok?

I'm tired.

10610:11:30:0710:11:34:24

We'll carry on tomorrow.

Three streets. Just three streets.

10710:12:18:1310:12:20:11

I work with my godfather.

10810:12:21:0210:12:24:17

He turned his old agency

into a school for business

10910:12:24:2110:12:26:05

and financial consultancy.

11010:12:28:0010:12:30:22

Obesity as a risk factor.

Let's see...

11110:12:31:0110:12:34:16

I was lucky to have him.

He took me on at my lowest point.

11210:12:34:2010:12:37:18

I had just given up teaching

and, as I was an idiot,

11310:12:37:2210:12:40:04

I hadn't made other plans.

11410:12:40:0910:12:44:14

I organise courses and conferences,

with quite satisfactory results.

11510:12:45:0010:12:49:10

... cancer of the colon, kidneys,

endometrium and oesophagus,

11610:12:49:1610:12:53:03

can be attributed equally to being

overweight or to lack of exercise.

11710:12:53:1210:12:56:11

A more active lifestyle is required

11810:12:56:2310:12:59:03

both physically and intellectually.

11910:13:01:0710:13:02:23

You don't look well.

12010:13:03:0210:13:07:03

-I'm not used to people I love dying.

-Pere-Lluc...

12110:13:07:1610:13:11:02

Human beings, like animals,

create affectionate ties.

12210:13:11:0610:13:15:01

Monkeys love and hate,

but they lack the ability to reflect.

12310:13:15:0510:13:18:01

-So?

-Nothing. You're messed up.

12410:13:18:0510:13:22:03

Even more than when your father died:

you were younger, and he was old.

12510:13:22:0710:13:24:05

You're older.

This guy was your age.

12610:13:24:0910:13:28:08

Savour his memory and help those

closest to him, they need it more.

12710:13:28:1210:13:31:10

If you were really friends,

that is...

12810:13:31:1610:13:34:00

Anyway, what's with the bump?

12910:13:34:0410:13:36:20

I walked into a ladder...

13010:13:37:1410:13:39:14

You're so thin-skinned.

13110:13:39:2210:13:43:13

I think something you took

during your hippy phase

13210:13:43:2110:13:47:00

has had a lasting effect on you.

See you.

13310:13:48:0810:13:52:14

My godfather made a fortune through

an intuition for the sign of the times

13410:13:52:2110:13:54:03

money.

13510:13:56:1910:13:58:05

I've got two friends,

13610:13:58:1310:14:01:16

Jordina Valldejolí,

my godfather's right-hand.

13710:14:03:0510:14:04:14

She got married, had a son,

13810:14:04:1810:14:07:15

got divorced and now,

lives with her kid.

13910:14:08:0210:14:12:03

We're very close. That's more

than many couples can say.

14010:14:12:0910:14:15:09

We made love once,

she was sad and lonely.

14110:14:15:1310:14:18:06

We hugged, and one thing

led to another.

14210:14:19:1510:14:21:11

She's in love with Àlex Mallol,

14310:14:21:1510:14:24:19

my other friend and

third pillar of the company.

14410:14:24:2310:14:29:15

It's a secret love. He's laid back,

but not very sentimental.

14510:14:31:2410:14:34:09

He lives an apparently placid

married life.

14610:14:34:1310:14:36:08

Àlex and I are old friends.

14710:14:36:1210:14:39:10

We shared a house

about 15 years ago.

14810:14:39:1910:14:43:02

He's as idiotic as I am,

but manages failure differently.

14910:14:45:0510:14:46:23

They often introduce me to girls.

15010:14:47:0210:14:49:17

I met my last girlfriend

thanks to Jordina.

15110:14:49:2110:14:53:16

It was my longest relationship:

eight and a half months.

15210:14:53:2010:14:55:15

It lasted because,

even if you're an idiot,

15310:14:55:1910:14:58:06

a salary makes idiocy

easier to take.

15410:14:58:1410:14:59:24

It was nothing!

15510:15:00:0310:15:02:05

I told you, anyone but Silvia.

15610:15:02:0910:15:06:13

She left, saying she couldn't be with

such an emotionally unstable person.

15710:15:09:0810:15:11:10

A while ago, I was sleeping

with a radical feminist

15810:15:11:1410:15:14:05

who was seeing

one of my best friends.

15910:15:14:2010:15:18:20

He had gone abroad to Mexico,

on a one-way ticket.

16010:15:21:1210:15:26:12

Penetration is forbidden, as are

passionate and/or French kisses.

16110:15:27:1510:15:28:23

Pardon?

16210:15:29:0210:15:31:09

It is an intolerable aggression

to my body,

16310:15:31:1310:15:33:20

besides,

I am in love with Xavi.

16410:15:33:2410:15:35:21

That's neither incompatible

nor contradictory.

16510:15:36:0010:15:38:02

You men are animals.

16610:15:38:0610:15:42:09

As long as our vaginas

are lubricated for penetration

16710:15:42:1310:15:46:03

and we shut our mouths

about and around your penises,

16810:15:46:1110:15:48:19

you don't want or need

anything else!

16910:15:48:2310:15:51:00

I never argued.

Deep down, I agreed with her.

17010:15:51:0410:15:54:13

That way we went to bed quicker,

which was what we both wanted.

17110:15:54:2110:15:57:18

I accepted making love to her

without penetration or kisses,

17210:15:57:2210:16:01:02

all the other immense possibilities

still remained open.

17310:16:01:1010:16:03:23

My love life has always been rocky.

17410:16:05:2310:16:08:15

My last stable relationship

was three years ago.

17510:16:08:1910:16:10:04

That's lovely...

17610:16:12:0510:16:16:04

In between, a few hard-won flings,

for appearances sake.

17710:16:18:1110:16:22:02

My habits are pretty normal,

in terms of quantity and quality.

17810:16:24:1210:16:29:12

It could be said I have

a tendency towards masturbation,

17910:16:30:0110:16:31:21

but nothing out of this world.

18010:16:34:2210:16:38:03

Nicco comes back to me,

as alive as me.

18110:16:38:1610:16:40:15

For five months,

I thought he was alive.

18210:16:40:1910:16:43:22

No premonitions,

no fucking telepathy.

18310:16:45:1710:16:48:03

The ring roads are ideal

to help you think.

18410:16:50:1510:16:54:03

I start doing laps,

like on a merry-go-round.

18510:16:58:1610:17:02:21

It's miraculous, you go forward

and end up back where you started.

18610:17:03:1910:17:08:00

I know how the first seafarers felt

when they proved the world was round.

18710:17:10:0610:17:14:08

Like a dog that lost the trail,

I catch the girl's scent again.

18810:17:41:0010:17:43:15

-Long live Barça!

-Long live Barça.

18910:17:45:2010:17:50:02

I saw you working a few days ago.

I might be interested in hiring you.

19010:17:51:0510:17:53:13

I even followed you a while

to see how you did it.

19110:17:53:1710:17:55:01

I didn't see you.

19210:17:55:0510:17:58:00

The girl and her husband own

the company, talk to them.

19310:17:58:1110:18:00:04

Right.

19410:18:00:0810:18:02:10

It's amazing how hard she works.

19510:18:02:1410:18:06:03

Especially considering she's

the boss. But she likes the work.

19610:18:06:0710:18:08:17

We compete some nights

and she always beats me.

19710:18:08:2110:18:12:21

I don't care either way.

But it's all I've got. Why else?

19810:18:13:0010:18:16:13

Know what I'd do with the bloody

banners if I won the lottery?

19910:18:20:0510:18:23:09

-Where is she, then?

-Having a coffee. She won't be long.

20010:18:23:1310:18:27:05

-Well, I'll get in touch tomorrow.

-She'll be back in five minutes.

20110:18:27:0910:18:30:23

No, it doesn't matter. It's late

and it's not that urgent.

20210:18:31:0210:18:33:00

-Long live Barça!

-Yeah.

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I wish I knew what to say to you.

20410:19:10:0210:19:12:04

I wish I knew what to say to you.

20510:19:12:1110:19:14:14

A gin and tonic, please.

20610:19:19:2210:19:22:11

A gin and tonic for the lady,

please.

20710:19:43:1710:19:45:15

One of the most gratifying things

about being an idiot

20810:19:45:1910:19:49:02

is that you don't have to waste time

justifying your actions.

20910:19:51:1110:19:53:16

Sorry, have you been waiting long?

21010:19:55:2310:19:57:11

Come in.

21110:19:57:1510:19:59:01

Come in, come in.

21210:20:02:0910:20:04:06

I just had to pop out.

21310:20:04:1010:20:07:15

Right. How can I help you, sir?

21410:20:08:0710:20:10:03

Haven't we met before?

21510:20:11:0710:20:13:24

Yes, the other night,

I bumped into your ladder.

21610:20:14:0310:20:15:24

Of course. How's your head?

21710:20:17:1010:20:19:07

Better, it's much better.

21810:20:21:0110:20:23:08

And you're interested in

one of our services, sir?

21910:20:23:1210:20:27:03

I like this a lot. The 'sir' treatment

has got me wildly excited.

22010:20:27:0710:20:29:09

It's like living in a French

'nouvelle vague' film.

22110:20:30:0610:20:33:14

Sorry, but if I don't do this,

I'll forget. I'm stocktaking.

22210:20:33:2410:20:37:10

You should know that

we're the best in this line.

22310:20:37:1410:20:39:15

But...

There's always a but, isn't there?

22410:20:40:1110:20:43:05

My husband and I have agreed

not to put up banners

22510:20:43:0910:20:45:05

which go against our ideas.

22610:20:45:0910:20:48:08

And anyway, if it's urgent,

we can't do it right away.

22710:20:49:1210:20:53:03

No problem. I still don't know

what I'll be putting on the banners.

22810:20:55:0310:20:57:24

I don't quite get it. Don't you know

what you'll be advertising?

22910:20:58:2210:20:59:22

Exactly.

23010:21:01:0910:21:05:19

The town council only lets you put up

cultural or political banners...

23110:21:07:0210:21:09:08

Yes, of course.

I knew that.

23210:21:09:1210:21:14:05

I get it. You mean you don't know

how to write it or design it, right?

23310:21:15:1710:21:16:18

Exactly.

23410:21:16:2210:21:20:07

And meanwhile, you're comparing

the companies who offer this service.

23510:21:20:1110:21:23:05

-To save time, right?

-Yes.

23610:21:23:2210:21:26:04

Great, I'll show you the difference.

23710:21:26:1310:21:29:01

They'll all try to persuade you

canvas is best.

23810:21:29:0510:21:32:11

And they'd be right, it's tougher,

but it costs ten times more.

23910:21:32:1510:21:35:23

We work with a special plastic

imitation from Germany.

24010:21:36:0210:21:38:12

Same benefits,

more competitive price...

24110:21:41:2410:21:43:24

You've no idea what

you're advertising?

24210:21:46:0510:21:47:11

No... No.

24310:21:47:1710:21:50:03

No. This is a bit strange...

24410:21:50:0710:21:54:22

Yes, but don't worry. I just want

a price list and invoicing details.

24510:21:55:0110:21:56:08

That all depends.

24610:21:56:2010:22:00:06

On the material, quantities,

colours and the time of year...

24710:22:00:1010:22:04:19

I need to know if you have banners,

or if you want them printing too.

24810:22:04:2310:22:06:20

The price varies,

depending on the service.

24910:22:06:2410:22:08:17

I'm sure it'll be reasonable.

25010:22:09:1710:22:12:23

Well, if you still haven't got

a banner, we should wait.

25110:22:16:2110:22:19:00

I feel like a slug.

25210:22:23:1310:22:27:12

I wouldn't like her to cultivate

the idea that I'm an idiot.

25310:22:28:0110:22:30:02

She'll find out in time.

25410:22:31:0810:22:32:10

There's no rush.

25510:22:41:1410:22:44:16

I've reconsidered,

I'll give you all the work.

25610:22:44:2110:22:46:15

Imitation canvas banners.

25710:22:47:2310:22:51:10

Wonderful. It's a practical

and intelligent decision.

25810:22:51:2310:22:53:12

Just a minute, please.

25910:22:55:2010:22:58:22

Here you are. These are the prices

and a bank form.

26010:22:59:0110:23:02:24

Read it in your own time.

There's information on loans.

26110:23:03:0310:23:06:17

I doubt they'll give you one,

but there's no harm in trying.

26210:23:06:2410:23:09:13

If we all thought like that,

we'd be in trouble,

26310:23:09:1710:23:11:08

especially those of us

without a cent.

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Don't worry, once you have the crux

of the message, the ideas will flow.

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Sure.

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-Hello.

-Pere-Lluc?

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Vera?

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Nicco had a severe heart attack.

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He was sitting in his rocking chair,

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naked, because it was summer

and no one could see him.

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Nicco!

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Nicco!

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Nicco...

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Nicco Zenone.

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The uncertainty tortured me.

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Not knowing if it had been

in my hands to save him

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I wanted someone to come

and punish me,

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punish me really hard...

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Vera, promise me

you'll come and visit me.

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It's a bit difficult at the moment.

We'll keep in touch. Ciao.

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I've got to calm down

and forget Nicco.

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I'll concentrate on the girl,

the banners, and the husband.

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They're easy to find.

They won't get away.

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Stress is an everyday problem

with many negative effects,

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not only on mental health,

but also on physical health.

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Gastrointestinal and cardiovascular

problems, headaches, flu...

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I've prepared the course

conscientiously.

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But it's hard to concentrate.

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An unstressed worker is synonymous

of a productive worker.

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I don't know why you want it

and I won't ask.

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But when it comes to banks,

the outcome is never clear cut.

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I'll be your guarantor but you'll

face the consequences alone.

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Talking to the bank

is like asking for a subsidy

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they want you to show them

everything.

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Financially, you're butt-naked

in front of them.

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They want your last four

tax returns.

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They're not interested in the fifth.

Know why?

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It's no longer valid.

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They don't care if five years ago

you were a model citizen

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or the century's biggest crook.

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Banks are like God,

they ask for everything,

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and in the end,

turn you down.

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How much do you need?

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Twelve thousand.

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Fuck.

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And now what?

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It should be time to go home,

even idiocy has its limits.

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But not mine.

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After years of practice, it's huge,

gigantic, colossal, bulimic.

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I'm pushing my luck too far.

That's enough.

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What I've done

really turns me on.

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Most disturbingly, the further

I go, the less regrets I have.

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After years of lethargy, my life has

stopped being placid and confusing.

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My idiocy, indomitable,

active, playful,

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pushes me back to her house.

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One, a hundred, a thousand,

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a million times.

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I'm excited, despite the thought

that even as a peeping tom

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I'll never be anything special.

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And that sooner or later,

I'm heading for disaster.

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I enter a world of unknown

but real sensations,

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created from the most naked

and penetrating reality

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which gives form, substance

and meaning to existence.

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It's as if I've pressed a button

and everything has speeded up.

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One inconvenience of being an idiot

is a tendency to slow life down.

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And if you let yourself go,

as I have over recent years,

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you hit absolute rock bottom

without even realising it.

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Maybe, at last,

I've found my way to atone.

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To atone for the idiocy of reaching

35 with nothing to show for it.

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Ours is a generation of idiots

who won't be mentioned anywhere.

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A generational black hole.

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Just spying on her,

I'll be atoning.

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Just atoning, I'll spy on her.

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I've been living a double life.

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I've fallen in love.

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And as I haven't the balls

to talk to her, I spy on her.

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You're weird, really weird.

33810:32:05:2110:32:08:00

You ride the ring roads

like a fairground,

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you get your cock out

in public,

34010:32:09:2410:32:11:23

and now you're stalking someone.

34110:32:13:0610:32:15:24

At least you could

take advantage of it.

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And how should I do that,

wiseguy?

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You're just like John Merrick,

the elephant man.

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You're a monster.

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And you know what advantages

being a monster can have?

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Beats me.

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We normal lot think that people

who have been fucked up in life

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by some physical disability,

are really the wise.

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-Really?

-Yes.

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We assume that they're above

any kind of meanness.

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Even if they're bad, their hatred

is not only accepted and forgiven,

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but considered a demonstration

of the greatness of their spirit.

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The more fucked up they are,

the wiser you think they are.

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-So what?

-So, put yourself in their place

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and think of all the power they

could have over the rest of us.

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You're an exaggerating, hypocritical,

cynical son of a bitch.

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Think what you like, but it's true.

And you're just the same.

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No. You're mixing up being weird

with being an idiot.

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Know what? I'm going

to spy on her again tonight.

36010:33:26:2310:33:28:21

He always has grass on him.

36110:33:29:0010:33:31:03

For him, smoking is a way of

communicating

36210:33:31:0710:33:33:18

like talking on the telephone.

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Sometimes, it's hard to tell

if he's sad or stoned.

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One advantage of being an idiot is

you needn't justify your actions.

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One disadvantage is that you pile up

mistakes more quickly.

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As I gain confidence,

I become more and more daring.

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Only an idiot would creep around

the house in this weather.

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Each time I take fewer precautions.

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It's obvious she's suspicious.

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And she's so headstrong

that, with or without husband,

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my spying days are numbered.

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No! No!

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No! Please!

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Stop screaming, or I'll smash

your face against the floor.

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Shut up.

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That's right. Don't be afraid,