If You Are a Boy

If you…

If you are a boy…
If you have a bike…
If you have a cat…
If you don’t like baseball…
If you don’t have a cat…
If you have a March or September birthday…
If you like strawberries…
If you like snakes…
If you don’t like softball…
If you like natto…
If you want a PSP…
If you want a video game…
If you have a May or April birthday…
If you ate miso soup for breakfast…
If you are hungry…
If you like baseball…
If you are not hungry…
If you didn’t eat miso soup for breakfast…
If you like Yon Sanma (Korean actor)…
If you have a November or December birthday…
If you can’t snowboard…
If you can ski…
If you have a February or October…
If you have a June or July birthday…
If you like Ichiro…
If you like Godzilla…
If you like snow…
If you don’t like natto…
If you like Kocho sensei…
If you like English…
If you don’t like Science…
If you like math…
If you don’t like math…
If you don’t like me…
If you have a January or August birthday…
If you like <JTL’s name>…
If you like K-1…
If you don’t like K-1
If you can’t ski…
If you can snowboard…
If you like softball…
If you like judo…
If you like table tennis…
If you have a PSP…
If you don’t like snow

…you must

…you must return 1 point.
.…you must stand on your chair for 3 rounds.
…you must sing 10 seconds of the school song.
…you must do 5 pushups.
…you must close your eyes.
…you must receive a “いらないpass” card.
…you must receive 1 point.
…you must say “hello” to 5 girls.
…you must change seats with someone standing.
….you must count from 20 to 1.
…you must say the days of the week.
…you must receive 1 point.
…you must say the months of the year.
…you must receive 1 point.
…you must sing the Happy Birthday song.
…you must play Janken against <ALT’s name>. The winner must do 10 pushups.
…you must play Janken against <JTL’s name>. The winner must do 10 pushups.
…you must draw Mickey Mouse on the chalkboard.
…you must ask <JTL’s name> a question.
…you must play Janken against <ALT’s name>. The loser must do 10 pushups.
…you must give me your shoes.
…you must receive a “いらないpass” card.
…you must receive 1 point.
…you must raise your hand for the next 4 rounds.
…you must receive 3 points.
…you must return 3 points.
…you must sing 10 seconds of SMAP’s “世界に一つだけの花”.
…you must jump 15 times.
…you must receive 1 point.
…you must play Janken against <JTL>. You must win.
…you must make a sentence using “if”.
…you must play Janken against <JTL>. The loser must do 5 pushups.
…you must say “hello” to 5 boys.
…you must return a “いらないpass” card.
…you must do 3 pushups.
…your friend must do 5 pushups.
…you must receive 2 points.
…your friend must do 3 pushups.
…you must play Janken against me. You must win.
...you must open a door or window.
…you must play Janken against me. You must not win.
…you must play Janken against <JTL>. You must not win.
…you must give me one shoe.
…you must sing the ABC song.

…you must say “hello” to 5 friends.
If you…

If you are a boy…
If you have a bike…
If you have a cat…
If you don’t like baseball…
If you don’t have a cat…
If you have a March or September birthday…
If you like strawberries…
If you like snakes…
If you don’t like softball…
If you like natto…
If you want a PSP…
If you want a video game…
If you have a May or April birthday…
If you ate miso soup for breakfast…
If you are hungry…
If you like baseball…
If you are not hungry…
If you didn’t eat miso soup for breakfast…
If you like Hard Gay (Japanese comedian)
If you have a November or December birthday…
If you can’t snowboard…
If you can ski…
If you have a February or October…
If you have a June or July birthday…
If you like Ichiro…
If you like Godzilla (not Matsui)…
If you like snow…
If you don’t like natto…
If you like Kocho sensei…
If you like English…
If you don’t like Science…
If you like math…
If you don’t like math…
If you don’t like me…
If you have a January or August birthday…
If you like <JTL’s name>…
If you like K-1…
If you don’t like K-1
If you can’t ski…
If you can snowboard…
If you like softball…
If you like judo…
If you like table tennis…
If you have a PSP…
If you don’t like snow

…you must

…you must choose a friend. <friend stands up and student who chose friend sits down> To friend: You must play Janken with me. You must win. If you do not win, you must not play the next round.
…you must stand on your chair for the next round. You must not play the next round.
…you must change seats.
…you must do 5 pushups.
…you must close and open your eyes 10 times.
…you must receive a “いらないpass” card.
…you must give me a red pen.
…you must say “hello” to 5 girls.
…you must change seats.
….you must count from 20 to 1.
…you must say the days of the week.
…you must give me a pencil.
…you must say the months of the year.
…you must change seats.
…you must stand on your chair for the next round. You must not play the next round.
…you must play Janken against me. If you tie or win, you are safe. If you lose, you must do 5 pushups.
…you must play Janken against <JTE’s name>. The winner must do 5 pushups. If you tie, you are safe.
…you must show me page 68 of your textbook.
…you must not play next round.
…you must play Janken against <ALT’s name>. The loser must do 10 pushups.
…you must give me your shoes.
…you must receive a “いらないpass” card.
…you must receive a “いらないpass” card.
…you must raise your hand for 30 seconds <continue with the next round. Let the students sit down but they must keep their hands’ raised.)
…you must receive a “いらないpass” card.
…you must receive a “いらないpass” card.
…you must receive a “いらないpass” card.
…you must jump 15 times.
…you must spin 5 times
…you must receive a “いらないpass” card.
…you must show me your friend’s eraser.
…you must choose a friend. <friend stands up and student who chose friend sits down> To friend: You must play Janken with me. You must tie. If you do not tie, you must spin 10 times.
…you must say “hello” to 5 boys.
…you must return a “いらないpass” card.
…you must do 3 pushups.
…you must choose a friend. <friend stands up and student who chose friend sits down> To friend: You must do 5 pushups.
…you must choose a friend. <friend stands up and student who chose friend sits down> To friend: You must receive a “いらないpass” card.
…your friend must do 3 pushups.
…you must play Janken against me. You must win. If you don’t win, you must choose a friend. <friend stands up and student who chose friend sits down> To friend: You must play the next round.
…you must do this pattern: jump, hand up, jump, hand down, and sit down
…you must do this pattern: jump, jump, jump, spin, spin, spin, jump-spin, and sit down
…you must play Janken against <JTL’s name>. You must not win. If you win, you must play the next round.
…you must give me one shoe.
…you must choose a friend. <friend stands up and student who chose friend sits down> To friend: You must receive a “いらないpass” card.
…you must say “hello” to 5 friends.

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