Pokebattles
FLARE VERSION
Fighting for Justice… or something more..?
Written By: rpGamer
“NARRITIVE TEXT”
!!!GOD!!!
Person's text
Flare Version Season 1: Kanto Plot
BATTLE #1, NEW START
Location: OUTSIDE OAK's LAB
Player: RIKKS [no record yet]
(Pokemon Lineup: CHARMANDER)
“VIKKS: Come on, RIKKS I'll take you on!”
Ok... I'll guess I have to use the Charmander I got from PROF. OAK to beat you!
“Go! CHARMANDER!”
“VIKKS sent out SQUIRTLE!”
“Enemy SQUIRTLE used SQUIRT!”
“Enemy SQUIRTLE SQUIRTS ONION JUICE at YOU!”
That is... odd... Charmander, use your attack!
“CHARMANDER used ATTACK!”
“It's not very effective...”
Darn...
“It's a one hit KO!”
Wa?
“Enemy Squirtle fainted!”
Yay! That was easy!
“CHARMANDER gained -8000 EXP!”
NEGITIVE EXP?
“CHARMANDER decreased to LEVEL –5”
WHAT? He went down TEN levels?! BY WINNING?! I don't like this version very much...
“What? CHARMANDER is devolving!”
This cannot be good...
“CHARMANDER devolved into CHARCOAL!”
Ahh!!! It's just... a black... rock! Noooo!!!
“NO! RIKKS cannot READ! IT is indeed CHARCOAL!”
Dang this....
“DANG used THIS! DANG says it is THIS!”
Uhh.. no....
“DANG... Oh well...”
“VIKKS: Darn! I picked the wrong Pokemon! I’ll fight to toughen it up! RIKKS! Gramps! I’ll smell ya later!”
“VIKKS left!”
“Wild BILLGATESAMON appeared!”
GREAT! NOW I CAN CATCH A POKEMON! GoOoOoOoOoOo, CHARMAN-- err... CHARCOAL!
“The enemy is a evil man who ruined the good name of PC's get'm, CHARCOAL!”
“Enemy BILLGATESAMON used WINDOWS! CHARCOAL is confused!”
Noooo!
“CHARCOAL hurt itself in it's confusion!”
Dang it....
“Enemy BILLGATESAMON used X-BOX! Giant BOX with an X on it appeared!”
Umm... ok...
“BILLGATESAMON withdrew BILLGATESAMON! BILLGATESAMON sent out X-BOX!”
Hurry, before it can attack, used CHARDUST!
“CHARCOAL used CHARDUST! Enemy X-BOX is Dust. Enemy X-BOX fainted!”
“CHARCOAL received 2 EXP!”
Finally... positive EXP...
“BILLGATESAMON sent out BILLGATESAMON”
“BILLGATESAMON says if he can defeat it without the help of your Pokemon, you may catch it and it's X-Box!”
Ok, then come back CHARCOAL! I'll kill you...myself!
“Come back, CHARCOAL!”
“Go, RIKKS!”
I'll punch!
“RIKKS used PUNCH!”
“RIKKS punched himself!”
O I meant punch Bill Gates!
“BILLGATESAMON! Not BILLGATES!”
Ok... whatever!
“BILLGATESAMON used MS DOS! BILLGATESAMON confused itself!”
Oh, goodie!
“BILLGATESAMON fainted in its confusion!”
“You gained 700 EXP! You grew to level 2! What RIKKS is evolving?”
I am?
“RIKKS evolved into RIKKSALOT!”
Great...
“You caught a BILLGATESAMON and a X-BOX!”
“Give a NICKNAME to the Pokemon you just caught?”
Yes.. BILLGATESAMON is too long... Change it to just Bill Gates!
“BILLGATESAMON was renamed BILLGATES!”
Good... I win!
"BATTLE used END"
“NARRITIVE TEXT”
Person's text
BATTLE #2, RIVAL'S TRAINING
Location: NORTH OF VIRIDIAN CITY
Player: VIKKS [record: 0-1-0]
(Pokemon Lineup: SQUIRTLE)
Dang it! I can't belive that Rikks beat me!
"VIKKS is a SORE LOSER!"
Well... I can't brake my promise now! I will fight to toughen it up! Hahahahaha!
"CHRIS appeared!"
Woh, is that a Pokemon, or what? I'll just use my Pokedex here...
"POKeDEX: This is a famous Trainer who acts like a Pokemon in many ways."
Ok... I want to fight
"..."
Why can't I ever start a fight?
"CHRIS wants to fight!"
See what I mean?
"CHRIS sent out HISMOM!"
That is... the scariest looking Pokemon I ever saw... Um... Goooo, Squirtle!
"Go, SQUIRTLE!"
Use your Squirt attack!
"SQUIRLTE used SQUIRT! SQUIRLTE SQUIRTED ORANGE JUICE in Enemy HISMOM's EYES!"
Yes!
"Enemy HISMOM's RAGE is greatly building!"
Oh no...
"Enemy HISMOM used SING!"
Nooo! Don't put SQUIRTLE to sleep!
"SQUIRLTE fainted of a HORRIBLE SONG! Use next Pokemon?"
Dang... I'll fight it myself than!
"The enemy's ugly, Get'm VIKKS!"
Ok, I'll use my DEVOLVE ATTACK!
"NARRATOR didn't KNOW you had THAT ATTACK!"
Well I do... did it work?!
"VIKKS used DEVOLVE on Enemy HISMOM!"
"Enemy HISMOM devolved into Enemy FRENCHWHORE!"
Ahh... now I'll just finish it off with FURY PUNCH!
"VIKKS used FURY PUNCH!"
"Hit 7 times!"
Wow, that's the most times it ever did...
"Enemy FRENCHWHORE fainted!"
"VIKKS gained 10 EXP!"
I won!
"VIKKS didn't WIN!"
I didn't?
"CHRIS has two POKeMON!"
Oh...
"CHRIS sent out BLUEEYESWHITEDRAGON!"
Isn't that a Yu-gi-oh card?
"Enemy BLUEEYESWHITEDRAGON used WHITE LIGHTNING!"
Uh-oh...
"VIKKS fainted."
"YUGI appeared. YUGI sent out DARKMAGICIAN!"
Hey, Yugi, ya know, could ya help me?
"YUGI says SURE!"
"Ally DARKMAGICIAN used DARK MAGIC ATTACK on BLUEEYESWHITEDRAGON"
"BLUEEYESWHITEDRAGON hardly felt DARK MAGIC!"
Darn...
"VIKKS is FAINTED! HE shouldn't be TALKING!"
oh...
Player: YUGI [No record yet]
(Pokemon Lineup: DARKMAGICIAN, SUMMONEDSKULL, GAIAKNIGHT, KURIBO)
How could DARK MAGIC ATTACK fail? Darn...
"Enemy BLUEEYESWHITEDRAGON used WHITE LIGHTNING!"
"DARKMAGICIAN fainted, Use next Pokemon?"
Ahh... I'm out of here!
"YUGI ran away!"
"CHRIS wins!"
"YUGI forgot to RETURN DARKMAGICIAN!"
I did?! Go back!
"ITS too LATE! DARKMAGICIAN was caught by CHRIS!"
Nooo....
Player: CHRIS [record: 2-0-0]
(Pokemon Lineup: DARKMAGICIAN, BLUEEYESWHITEDRAGON, FRENCHWHORE)
Hahaha... with my lineup, I'm invincible!
"YOU are not INVINCEABLE!"
Well... soon I will be... soon I will!
"GATEGAURDIAN appeared!"
Ahhhh!!!!
"CHRIS ran away!"
"BATTLE used END!"
BATTLE #3, FIND BROCK!
Location: PEWTER CITY
Player: RIKKSALOT [2-0-0]
(Pokemon Lineup: CHARCOAL, X-BOX, BILLGATES)
Hmm... Well... It looks like a fine day in Pewter City... Well I better get on to the gym. The one in Viridian was locked, so hopefully this one isn't.
"RIKKSALOT got on the BIKE!"
"RIKKSALOT is now next to GYM!"
Ok... Now to open the door...
"RIKKSALOT used OPEN!"
"It's super effective!"
"DOOR fainted!"
How does a door 'faint?'
"NO IDEA!"
"DOOR OPENED!"
Bah, whatever... Now to walk into the gym...
"HIKER appeared!"
Nooo! Blast these dang other trainers in gyms!
"HIKER says it is the only one and should use 'trainers' as a plural word!"
Whatever... Gooo! Bill Gates!
"OAK: RIKKSALOT! It's not the time to use that!"
Why not? Oh... the HIKER didnt 'want to fight' yet... ok...
"HIKER wants to fight!"
"HIKER sent out SANDSHREW"
Ok! Good! Now can I use BILL GATES?
"YES!"
Ok... Goooo Bill---
"Go, CHARCOAL!"
What? No I wanted to use Bill Gates!
"CHARCOAL was on the FRONT of your LINEUP!"
"NARRATOR says you should READ TRAINER TIPS more OFTEN!"
Ugh.. fine... Charcoal use your Char attack!
"CHARCOAL uses CHAR! Enemy SANDSHREW was DEMENTED!"
Yes! Just like my Charmander!
"YES! SANDSHREW morphed into SANDSCREW!"
"HIKER is ANGRY!"
"HIKER says that you ruined his SANDSHREW, and must DIE!"
Umm... CHARCOAL use dust!
"CHARCOAL used DUST! Enemy SANDSCREW turned to dust!"
"Enemy SANDSCREW died!"
Woh.. it 'died?' I thought Pokemon only fainted... bah... forget it...
"HIKER is angry!"
What else is new?
"HIKER sent out HIKER!"
Ok... Charcoal come back! Goooo Bill Gates!
"Return, CHARCOAL!"
"Get'm BILLGATES!"
Ok, use your WINDOWS attack!"
"BILLGATES used WINDOWS!"
"BILLGATES confused itself and Enemy HIKER!"
"BILLGATES died in it's confusion!"
Ahha good!!! THAT INFERNAL BASTARD BILL GATES IS DEAD!
"HIKER died in it's confusion!"
Sinse when is HIKER an it? What ever, I win!
"BILLGATES was renamed UNDEADGATES!"
Nooo... ugh... return... Now to find Brock...
"BATTLE #4! BROCK BATTLE!"
No! Wait! I want to battle NOW!
"YOU must WAIT!"
"BATTLE used END!"
BATTLE #4, FIRST GYM!
Location: PALLET TOWN
Player: RIKKSMOM [no record yet]
(Pokemon Lineup: none)
Dumm da da da dee... Deee da da da dum!
"RIKKSMOM is HUMMING to HERSELF!"
Yes I am!
"NARRATOR REMINDS RIKKSMOM that RIKKSALOT's first GYM BATTLE will be held in PEWTER soon!"
It is? Why... it's only Battle 4! {sniff sniff} My little boy... growing up...
"YOU should GO!"
"OAK: I know! You need your own POKeMON for protection! At my old age, I only have one left! But you can have it! Take it!"
Wow... thank you professor...
"RIKKSMOM got BULBASAUR!"
"Give a nickname to the BULBASAUR your received?"
Yes... call it POWDER puff!
"THAT name is BAD!"
I know, but just name it already!
"BULBASAUR was named POWDERPUFF!"
"MEANWHILE..."
Location: PEWTER CITY GYM
Player: RIKKSALOT [record: 3-0-0]
(Pokemon Lineup: UNDEADGATES, CHARCOAL, X-BOX)
Umm... Hello? Brock?
"OLDMAN appeared!"
Darn, I thought there was only ONE other trainer in the gym!
"OLDMAN says he is GYMLEADER!"
You're not Brock... Brock isn't THAT old...
"OLDMAN was renamed BROCKSDAD"
Oh ya... Brock went with that Ash kid... I forgot about that...
"BROCKSDAD wants to fight!"
"OFFICAL GYM BATTLE STARTS!"
"RIKKSMOM appeared!"
MOM? What the HECK are you doing here?!
"RIKKSMOM said she came to WATCH and that PROF. OAK gave here a BULBASAUR!"
Umm... well ok then...
"BROCKSDAD sent out GEOCITIES!"
WHAT? Isn't that the devolved version of Geodude from the Red Version?
"YES!"
Oh... Well... Gooooooooo X-B...
"Go! CHARCOAL!"
Darn... I forgot about that first in lineup thing... oh well... use your dust attack!
"Enemy GEOCITIES gets the first MOVE!"
Oh...
"Enemy GEOCITIES used WEB PAGE!"
"CHARCOAL used the PC! Opened and made a website!"
Ummm... that's nice...
"CHARCOAL created the RUBY VERSION!"
Ohh.... in that case... use your RUBY ATTACK!
"RUBYVER used RUBY ATTACK!"
"Enemy GEOCITIES was hit with lots of RUBYS!"
"Enemy GEOCITIES sold them for 1,000,000 Yen a piece! Enemy GEOCITIES is rich!"
WHAT? Noooo...
"Enemy Geocities fainted!"
YES!
"You got a RUBYVER!"
YES! IS THAT A RARE POKeMON? POKeDEX, GO!
"POKeDEX used GO!"
No... not litterally...
"POKeDEX went AWAY!"
Darn it! Mom give me yours!
"RIKKSMOM gave the POKeDEX!"
"POKeDEX: A rare pokemon that kills people who are dumb enough to ask thier parents for a POKeDEX."
Uh oh... RETURN!
"RIKKSALOT withdrew RUBYVER"
Whew... OK GYMLEADER gimme the BADGE!
"You got the WEBSITEBADGE!"
Yes!
"VIKKS appeared!"
"VIKKS wants to fight..."
Ok! Let's go!
"...BROKSDAD for the GYM BADGE!"
Oh... Well I'll just leave...
"RIKKSMOM doesnt know how to get HOME!"
"RIKKSMOM wishes to AID YOU on YOUR POKeMON QUEST!"
Bah, whatever, join up...
"RIKKSMOM joined your party!"
"BATTLE used END!"
BATTLE 5, CHRIS ENCOUNTER
Location: East of Pewter City
Player: RIKKSALOT [record: 4-0-0]
(Pokemon Lineup: CHARCOAL, UNDEADGATES, X-BOX, RUBYVER)
"RIKKSALOT is walking EAST!"
"CHRIS appeared!"
"CHRIS wants to fight!"
I accept, errr.. I dunno...
"CHRIS says I will FIGHT you no MATTER WHAT! I am a MANIAC!"
Yes, we noticed...
"CHRIS says if you don't BATTLE, he will KILL your POKeMON!"
I will win, easy!
"CHRIS sent out FRENCHWHORE!"
Woh, the Pokemon looks just like him!
"CHRIS is INSULTED!"
Like anyone cares...
"RIKKSALOT will AUTO LOSE unless HE sends out a POKeMON!"
Gooo... Char---
"X-BOX is now in front of LINEUP!"
"Goo, X-BOX!"
X-BOX use X attack!
"X-BOX went to an X rated movie!"
"X-BOX will come back in 2 1/2 hours!"
"X-BOX is gone, use next Pokemon?"
Charcoal!
"The enemy is the uglyest thing on the planet, Get'm Charcoal!"
"Enemy FRENCHWHORE used SCREAM!"
"Enemy FRENCHWHORE screams and INFLICTS LARGE AMMOUNT of PAIN to CHARCOAL and RIKKSALOT!"
Attack CHRIS!
"CHARCOAL used ATTACK CHRIS!"
"Enemy FRENCHWHORE got in way!"
"Enemy FRENCHWHORE fainted!"
"CHRIS sent out DARKMAGICAN!"
Use your COAL attack!
"Enemy DARKMAGICAN got COAL for CHRISTMAS!"
"Enemy DARKMAGICAN is SAD!"
"Enemy DARKMAGICAN commited SURICIDE!"
"But it failed…”
"YUGI appeared!"
Nooooo!
"YUGI kills Enemy DARKMAGICAN!"
"Enemy DARKMAGICAN died!"
"CHRIS sent out BLUEEYESWHITEDRAGON!"
"BLUEYESWHITEDRAGON used ABLITHERATE!"
What? I thought his only attack was White Lightning?!
"BLUEEYESWHITEDRAGON is too STUPID to know THAT!"
"CHARCOAL fainted!"
No! Damn you, Chris!
"NARRATOR made a MISTAKE!"
Huh?
"CHARCOAL died!"
DAMN IT!!!
"Go! UNDEADGATES!"
Use Broken Glass!
"UNDEADGATES's COMPUTER crashes!"
"UNDEADGATE's anger greatly rose!"
"Enemy BLUEYESWHITEDRAGON used WHITE LIGHTNING!"
"It has no effect on UNDEADGATES!"
Use DOS attack!
"UNDEADGATES confused itself and BLUEYESWHITEDRAGON!"
"UNDEADGATES killed BLUEEYESWHITEDRAGON in it's confusion!"
"CHRIS sent out CHRIS!"
Use Broken Glass!
"UNDEADGATES is confused!"
"UNDEADGATES killed RIKKSMOM in it's confusion!"
"RIKKSMOM broke the Glass that UNDEADGATES was using and UNDEADGATES fainted. Use next Pokemon?"
"Go! RUBYVER!"
Noo!! I don't wanna die!
"RIKKSALOT is crying!"
"RIKKSALOT doesn't want to die!"
"RUBYVER said it'll make YOUR DEATH QUICK and PAINLESS!"
What? c'mon!
"RUBYVER said it will make it's next SRIKE on CHRIS later!"
"YUGI sent out KURIBOH!"
"KURIBOH used SLASH!"
"RUBYVER fainted!"
I'll fight you, myself! Ok, I'll use Evolve!
"What? RIKKSALOT is evolving!"
Into what, into what?
"RIKKSALOT evolved into RIKKALONIANKNIGHT!"
"CHRIS used DEVOLVE!"
"What? Chris is devolving?"
"CHRIS devolved into a CINABON!"
Slash!
"CINABON gets FIRST MOVE!"
"CINABON used STIKY frosting!"
"EXODIA appeared! EXODIA used FAINT ATTACK!"
"Enemy CINNABON fainted!"
"Ally KURIBOH fainted!"
"Ally YUGI fainted!"
"RIKKSONIANKNIGHT fainted!"
"EXODIA died!"
"X-BOX came back!"
Great!
"YOU are FAINTED! DO not TALK or you will DIE!"
"X-BOX liked the MOVIE!"
"X-BOX used POKeBALL!"
"RIKKSOIANKIGHT was CAPTURED!"
"BATTLE used END!"
"MATCH ended in DRAW!"
Location: Pewter City Gym
Player: VIKKS [record: 0-2-0]
(Pokemon Lineup: SQUIRTLE)
"BROCKSDAD wants to fight!"
I noticed when 'VIKKS wants to fight' in battle 4!
"BROCKSDAD sent out GEOCITIES!"
Ok... Gooo Squirtle!
"Get'm Squirtle!"
Ok... I dont want to use Squrit so I'll us---
"SQURITLE used SQUIRT!"
No! I said I DONT want to use squirt!
"SQUIRTLE squirted APPLE JUICE into Enemy GEOCITIES' EYES!"
"It's super non-effective!"
Darn... Ok I can take that....
"Enemy GEOCITIES used ERROR!"
"Enemy GEOCITIES will not let YOU work on WEBSITE!"
Thats fine... Squirtle doesn't have a website...
"SQUIRLTE does!"
It does?
"YES, it is the WATER VERSION!"
Oh...
"SQUIRTLE's rage is building!"
Kool... The Narrator is being fair in my favor for once!
"SQUIRTLE used rage... on itself!"
Noooo!
"VIKKS is REMINEDID the GREAT POWER of the NARRATOR!
Yes, I am sorry almighty great one! Please have mercy!
"MERCY is not in NARRATOR's DICTIONARY!"
Oh please! PLEASE! Don't LET ME LOSE!
"NARRATOR has no INTENTION to let a TRAINER with only a SQUIRLTE at level FIVE get a GYM BADGE!"
But... RIKKS beat him!
"VIKKS has a point---"
I do?--- oh I mean yes! I do!
"---of a sword in his spleen!"
OWWWOUCH! Ok ok, I'll be good!
"BROCKSDAD wants to know WHY you are ARGUING with a BOOMING VOICE!"
Because---
"LARGE DARK CLOUDS APPEAR above VIKK's HEAD!"
No reason...
"GOOD!"
"Enemy GEOCITIES used COUNTER!"
"Enemy GEOCITIES threw a COUNTER at SQUIRTLE!"
"SQUIRTLE fainted!"
Noooo! I lost!
"NARRATOR said YOU had it COMING!"
Well I'll just catch up to ol' Rikks and steal his Badge!
"NARRATOR says he was CAPTURED by his OWN X-BOX!"
Well that sux, fine I will challenge his XBOX for it!
"NARRATOR says YOU will NEVER WIN!"
Just watch me!
"BATTLE used END!"
Battle #7, WEBMASTER rpGamer APPEARENCE
Location: Earth
Player: Leah [no record yet]
(Pokemon Lineup: NINETAILS)
Hello, great almighty one. You wanted to see me about something?
"WEBMASTER rpGamer says YOU have been BANISHED to FLARE VERSION!"
But why? I haven't done anything to deserve that!
"WEBMASTER rpGamer says YOU must free RIKKSALONIANKNIGHT to gain PASSAGE back to EARTH!"
Soo... basicly you are sending me on a mission?
"WEBMASTER rpGamer said BASICLY, but if YOU fail, YOU will NEVER RETURN!"
Umm... ok...
"LEAH was transported to CERURLIAN CITY in the FLARE VERSION!"
Location: Cerulian City
"LEAH looks AROUND!"
Hmm... everything looks normal... now to find that X-Box guy...
"X-BOX appeared!"
really? Oh! X-Box! Let RIKKSALONIANKNIGHT go and no harm will be done to you!
"X-BOX says he will NEVER give up his ONLY POKeMON!"
"X-BOX wants to fight!"
They always do...
"X-BOX sent out RIKKSOLONIANKNIGHT!"
"RIKKSALONIANKNIGHT THREATENS X-BOX that he will LOAF AROUND if not SET FREE!"
"X-BOX says HE must because HE is a LOW LEVEL POKeMON!"
"RIKKSALONIANKNIGHT sobs!"
Poor soul... makes me feel sorry for him... go.. ninetails!
"The enemy is a sad freak, get'm, NINETAILS!"
NINETAILS, USE FLARE!
"NINETAILS used FLARE!"
"FLARE VERSION MIGHT FALLS on RIKKSALONIANKNIGHT!"
"RIKKSALONIANKNIGHT is BANISHED to HELL!"
What?! That cannot be good...
"RIKKSALONIANKINGT comes FLYING out of a VOLCANO!"
"What? RIKKSALONIANKNIGHT is evolving?"
"RIKKSALONIANKNIGHT evolved into HELLKNIGHTRIKKS!"
Oh darn... I made the enemy stronger...
"Enemy HELLKNIGHTRIKKS used LEVELUP! HELLKNIGHTRIKKS went to LEVEL 21, JUST HIGH enough so X-BOX cannot CONTROL him!"
"X-BOX curses LOUDLY!"
"Ally HELLKNIGHTRIKKS used POKeBALL!"
"X-BOX was caught by HELLKNIGHTRIKKS!"
"HELLKNIGHTRIKKS thanks you for HELP!
You're welcome, and now the Almighty Webmaster rpGamer shall rise me again to Earth!
"WEBMASTER rpGamer says NO!"
But... why not your greatness?
"WEBMASTER rpGamer SAYS it will MAKE a horrible PLOT TWIST!"
What? You mean I'm stuck here... Forever?!
"UNTIL DEATH, which will be SOON!"
Please! Don't curse me like this!
"PORTAL from BLACK VERSION appeared!"
Umm...
"JARJARBINKS appeared!"
NOOOO!!!
"JARJARBINKS: welisasaidsadatyoudacomnheresaicameoutofblackieversoneoutofmesaonawillsa..."
"JARJARBINKS endlessly TALKS!"
"It's super effective!"
"LEAH fainted!
"BATTLE used END!"
Battle #8, CONFUSION
Location: Cerulean City
Player: JARJARBINKS [record: 1-0-0]
(Pokemon Lineup: GHOST)
wellisabegoingatosagymnanowtoseesadatrikksainteactionsa!
"NARRATOR says what you are saying is CONFUSING!"
"NARRATOR says PEOPLE will get HURT in THIER CONFUSION!"
likesaidacarese? yasarihsa! tohetagym!
"NARRATOR buys TRANSLATER for 600 YEN! TURNS it ON!"
(Well I be going to the gym now, alright Narrator?)
"NARRATOR is relieved it WORKS and says OK!"
"JARJARBINKS walks into GYM!"
Location: Water Gym
(Wow, highly decrotive it is)
"HELLKNIGHTRIKKS: I need my second badge! Where is Misty?!"
Player: HELLKNIGHTRIKKS [record: 4-0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: UNDEADGATES, RUBYVER, CHARCOAL [dead], X-BOX)
Well? WHERE IS MISTY?
"MISTYSSISTERS explain for the FINAL TIME that MISTY went with ASH!"
You lie! So how do I get a badge here?
"MISTYSSISTERS say THEY will give DUMMYSBADGE for FREE!"
Really? Ok, Give!
"HELLKNIGHTRIKKS got DUMMYSBADGE!"
Yay! Yay! Dummy's Badge!
"You just notice JARJARBINKS sitting there!"
JARJARBINKS? AHHH! PLEASE DON'T TALK!
"JARJARBINKS says (that theh Narrarator has a Translater on that will Translate whatever he says into Proper English!)"
Oh... Well in that case you wanna come along, cuz A'm headed to VIRMILLION CITY!
"JARJARBINKS says (Maybe Later... I'm going to help LEAH get better, I feel so GUILTY that she is FAINTED!"
"LEAH appeared and joined your party!”
"JARJARBINKS now says (because of the CHANGE OF STATE, he will NOW come ALONG!"
"JARJARBINKS joined your party!"
Great... Now I have a party to rival Ash's!
"YOU have no such PARTY!"
I don't?
"JESSIE and JAMES appear!"
WHA?! Oh no! Not those two?! What do I do?
"JESSIE and JAMES wants your RARE POKEMON!"
No way! C'mon team! Let's take them down!
"JESSIE sent out EKANS!"
"JAMES sent out KOFFING!"
"Ally JARJARBINKS sent out GHOST!"
"Ally LEAH sent out NINETALES!"
Ok.. I'll use my X-B---
"Go! UNDEADGATES!"
Oh forget it...
"Enemy KOFFING used KOFF!"
"Enemy KOFFING KOFFED all OVER!"
Umm.. That was pointless...
"EKANS used REVERSE NAME!"
"EKANS was renamed SNAKE!"
Oh... I thought it already was a snake...
"Ally GHOST used HAUNT!"
"CHOOSE YOUR OWN NARRATOR JOKE!"
"A. GHOST went away to HAUNT PEOPLE for the REST of his days!
B. GHOST haunted SNAKE! Enemy SNAKE fainted! --or
C. GHOST used HAUNT! GHOST HAUNTED itself to DEATH!"
Hmm... let's see... how about... oh! B.!
"GHOST haunted SNAKE! Enemy SNAKE fainted!"
"JESSIE BLASTED OFF!"
Ok... One down one to go...
"Ally NINETALES used FIRE BLAST!"
"Ally NINETALES is having a BLAST with FIRE!"
Umm... is it trying to MAKE OUT WITH FIRE? Ugh... Oh well use your PC ATTACK, UNDEADGATES!
"UNDEADGATES used PC ATTACK! KOFFING was WACKED on the HEAD with a PC!"
Goodie!
"KOFFING fainted!"
"JAMES blasted OFF!"
We win!
"TEAM uses SLAP!"
"TEAM's HANDS are completely SLAPPED!"
"BATTLE used END!"