Eating Food Is More Fun When You Know It Was Hit on the Run
“Eating food is more fun when you know it was hit on the run”
E N T R E É S
CENTER-LINE BOVINE……………………………………………………………..8.95
SERVED FRESH WITH LIPS, SNOUT & ENTRAILS, IF AVAILABLE
THE CHICKEN……………………………………………………………………….7.95
THAT DIDN’T CROSS THE ROAD…
FLAT CAT…………………………………………………………………………….6.95
SERVED AS A SINGLE-SERVING OR A STACK FOR THOSE INSATIABLE APPETITES
A TASTE OF THE WILD SIDE (STILL IN THE HIDE)
CHUNK OF SKUNK………………………………………………………………….6.95
SERVED MASHED, QUARTERED OR SHREDDED, DEPENDING ON PREPARATION
SMIDGEON OF PIGEON…………………………………………………………….4.95
HELP KEEP OUR CITY CLEAN – EAT A PIGEON A DAY WITH OUR DAILY SPECIALS!
ROAD-TOAD À LA MODE………………………………………………………….5.95
BONUS! MORE THAN JUST FRIED LEGS IN THIS TASTY DELICACY
SHAKE ‘N’ BAKE SNAKE…….…………………………………………………….6.95
MECHANICALLY DEBONED, TENDERIZED, READY FOR CHOWIN’
SWIRL OF SQUIRREL……………………………………………………………….4.95
SO TASTY, YOU’D SWEAR IT WAS “THE CHICKEN”
WHIPOORWILL ON A GRILL …………………………………………………….5.95
IF YOU’RE LUCKY, THIS DISH EVEN COMES MONOGRAMMED BY THE CAR MANUFACTURER
MACK-TRUCK RABBIT …….……………………………………………………..5.95
SERVED PIPING HOT, SLICED & DICED, PEELED RIGHT OFF THE RADIATOR TO YOUR PLATE
RIGORMORTIS TORTOISE………………………………………………………….7.95
SERVED UPSIDE-DOWN IN THE SHELL (UNLESS WE CAN’T REMOVE THE TIRE TRACKS)
BAG ‘N’ GAG
OUR DAILY TAKE-OUT SPECIAL…
ANYTHING DEAD IN BREAD
CANINE CUISINE
YOU’LL EAT LIKE A HOG WHEN YOU GET A TASTE OF THIS DOG!
SLAB OF LAB…….……………………………………………………………….12.95
CHOICE OF PREPARATION: LEAN, MEDIUM, WELL DONE OR ROAD-RASHED
PITBULL POT PIE…………………………………………………………………14.95
SERVED WITH PEAS, CARROTS, POTATOES AND PERHAPS EVEN FRAGMENTS OF POSTMAN
COCKER CUTLETS……………………………………………………………….15.95
THERE’S MORE TO THIS DISH THAN JUST SOME WIMPY COCKER SPANIEL
SHAR-PEI FILET………..…….………………………………………………...…16.95
FOR THE CHINESE CUISINE LOVER ON YOU
POODLES ‘N’ NOODLES…………………………….……………………………14.95
A WIDE ASSORTMENT OF BLACK, WHITE OR BLUE-GREEN
SNIPPET O’ WHIPPET..……….…………………………………………………..15.95
GUARANTEED TO BE FAT-FREE EVERYTIME!
COLLIE-HIT-BY-A-TROLLEY………………………………..…………………..17.95
PLEASE SPECIFY “BORDER”, “BLUE MERLE” OR MULTI-COLORED PUREE
GERMAN SHEPHERD’S PIE…….……...………………………………………...15.95
FOR THE “MEAT & POTATOES” DIET. MAY BE SERVED HOT, COLD OR VULCANIZED
ROUND OF HOUND……..…….…………………………………...………………12.95
MAY BE ROUND, ZIGZAG, OR WHATEVER, BUT IT SURE TASTES GREAT. MAY BE TOPPED WITH BRAKE FLUID
ROTTWEILERWURST…………..…………………………………………………15.95
LIGHTLY SEASONED, HIGHLY TOUTED, VERY SMOOTHLY BLENDED
LATE NIGHT DELIGHT
SERVED FRESH EACH & EVERY NIGHT, JUST AFTER DARK
SMEAR OF DEER……….……………………………………………….………….15.95
CHOICE OF WHITE-TAIL, MULE, SMASHED OR BADLY MANGLED
RACK OF RACCOON…………….…………………………………………………12.95
IF THIS MEAL TASTES LIKE GARBAGE, LET YOUR TABLE ATTENDANT KNOW, WE’LL INCINERATE FOR LONGER
AWESOME POSSUM…...……………………………………………….………….15.95
ENJOY THIS MARSUPIAL TREAT, TIRE TREADS, BUMPER CHROME & ALL
WEEKLY SPECIAL EVERY TUESDAY LUNCH…
GUESS THAT MESS AND YOU EAT IT – FREE!